He's too young to have been in the Titanic anyway.

keanu reeves in the bram stoker dracula movie. woeful

any movie where colin farrell attempts an american accent. he fails miserably every time.

not michael j fox in teen wolf 2

Val Kilmer as Batman

Hugo Weaving as Elrond

keanu reeves in constantine

i would have put Leo on the actual Titanic if time travel were possible.

come on, you physicist cunce.

ps. Tom Cruise as Lestat in Interview. gngngnngnghhh...

'keanu reeves in the bram stoker dracula movie. woeful'

WHOA!!!-full ;)

alec baldwin in the hunt for red october

ben affleck as daredevil

ben affleck as that dude in pearl harbour

ben affleck in pretty much every movie he's ever made

Sean Connery in Highlander as a Spaniard playing opposite Christopher Lambert as a Scot.

Fuckheads.

that shifuck of a little kid that played anakin skywalker in episode 1

Ben Affleck was good as the guy form Fashionable Male in Mallrats.

Cos he's an asshole.

kevin costner in anything except the untouchables, where he was meant to be a boring, taciturn twat

that shitfuck of a little kid that played anakin skywalker in episodes 2 and 3

alicia silverstone as batgirl

• Drew Barrymore in Music and Lyrics
• Woody Allen playing himsef in every film post deconstructing harry.

sofia coppola as mary corleone in godfather III

;-)

ben affleck in pretty much every movie he's ever made

What about as the date-rapist-jock-fuckwit in Mallrats? :)

Actually, add to Drew Barrymore in Music & Lyrics...

• Andie McDowell in Four Weddings and a Funeral
• Julia Roberts in Notting Hill

Hugh Grant seems cursed by shitful leading ladies.

Andie McDowell was like a talking lump of wood in 4W&F. ("Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.")

I didn't mind Julia Roberts, though.

Whoever released 4 wedds and a funeral should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Biggest peice of shit to ever hit the big screen.

I see your Four Weddings and a Funeral and raise you My Best Friend's Wedding, Mrmusic.

I don't think I could look myself in the mirror if I even attempted to watch that, Rigid.

Danny DeVito in twins...

HOW ARE WE EXPECTED TO BELIEVE THAT SHIT?

john wayne as genghis khan in the conqueror

second greatest line in movies is in that, where he tells a concubine 'you have melted the heart of this old barbarian' in perfect dukespeak

best is tony curtis in the black shield of falworth, where he's suppsed to be an english noble, but keeps his noo yawk accent to deliver the line: 'yonda lays the cassel of my fadda...'

Julia Robert in Oceans 11 etc.

Renae Zel-squintyeyes as Bridget Jones - EWWWW - obviously cast by someone who had never read the books. Or a book for that matter.

Kevin Costner is never miscast, unless there are no baseball bats or bows and arrows in the film. As long as there is baseball or a bow and arrow, Costner rocks it.

But really, this thread could have closed when nicko said Tow Cruise as Lestat. WORST. CASTING. DECISION. EVER. MADE.

But he took that shit casting decision and put in a great hammy performance.

Tom Cruise - Last Samurai

hiponion - you're mistaken - Sarah Jessica Parker was awesome in Flight of the Navigator.

Jude Law in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Blandness incarnate.

Matthew Broderick in anything since 1990.

"But he took that shit casting decision and put in a great hammy performance."

don't you mean 'he took that 20million and made room for Brad Pitt and (fucking 9 yr old!) kirsten dunst look like better actors than him'.

oh wait. they are anyway.

My top ones have already been mentioned.....

Worst is definitely Keanu in Bram Stokers Dracula though....

Mr Ratz & I watched this again last week and decided that his shithouse accent / general performance is almost enough to cancel out the goodness of Gary Oldman.....almost.

I like Keanu in that movie. I think his acting was bad in that movie but he is still so sweet. heart flutters. It might have been better played by...mmm there is a serious lack of talent in hollywood for guys. Maybe Heath Ledger. He would have been good maybe, or Jude Law. I know, they should have done a swap. Keanu plays the guys in Titanic Swoon and Leo plays the guys in Bram Stokers. There done!! :-) what do you reckon?

I see your Four Weddings and a Funeral and raise you My Best Friend's Wedding, Mrmusic.

I believe my Love Actually trumps those two.

Everyone involved in "The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen"

Yeah, I have to admit that even though is acting is usually bad, Keanu still makes my heart flutter too gobetween.

Doyle, I (controversially) really like Love Actually - I know I'm just about the only one, but there you go!

Pretty much everyone in Much Ado About Nothing who wasn't Emma Thompson or Kenneth Branagh:

WTF??

It had its moments, but the attempts to link the stories together in an altman like quilt at the end smelt like dog's vomit. Furthermore the shifts in tone were excruciatingly jarring. On top of that, I'm sick of seeing those english luvvies slapping each other on the back over reviving English film. Sickly sweet.

the blonde chick with the pneumatic boobs in 'double indemnity' always let that movie down.