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Tony Abbott

lordsnot  said about 4 years ago  or at  3:57PM on Wednesday, March 14 2007 in chat

no thread on this smug slimey limey bible bashing slippery smarmy little weasely ferrett.

this is a good starting point

cunt


number none  said about 4 years ago:

he scares me.

I had a nightmare once that he became priminster


Inactivist  said about 4 years ago:

I just keep waiting for horns to pop out of his head, or for his skin to sizzle off his face or something. He not human.


Alex31  said about 4 years ago:

He really is a cunt...


goldfoot  said about 2 years ago:

Bwahahahaha. His daughter called him a lame, gay churchy loser


choden  said about 2 years ago:

nice...there'e not a lot of seperation of state and church going on with this one. He's my fed member & i wish he wasn't. Can't stand the guy, everything he does that can be influenced by relgion is


__v  said about 2 years ago:

a cunt supreme


email  said about 2 years ago:

Didn't he cross the floor for stem cell research or something? Am I remembering correctly?

Because he had a sick daughter, or something of the like?

Hazy memories for goodun conversation maketh.


timothypgraham  said about 2 years ago:

the mad monk!


JRB  said about 2 years ago:

outerspacextrapnel  said about 2 years ago:

It's not uncommon to be ejected from the House. Wilson Tuckey does it on purpose so he can catch the early flight back to WA.


Goal attack  said about 2 years ago:

Gotta mention his ''Julia gillard's shit-eating grin'' comment from last week. What a politician


mathieson  said about 2 years ago:

The Liberal party doesn't know what it's in for.


basil seal  said about 2 years ago:

AAAARGH!


ghostofbarry  said about 2 years ago:

I think it already knows it's gonna fail at the next election, and Abbot will be hung, drawn and quartered as a result


palin  said about 2 years ago:

before he rises again of course.


Block  said about 2 years ago:

So, Malcolm Turnbull’s for the ETS. I’m against the ETS. And Joe — nobody knows what the fuck you stand for. – Abbott in a Liberal Party meeting yesterday


mathieson  said about 2 years ago:

Cardinal Pell just came.


bamesjaker  said about 2 years ago:

''For us to be a credible political party . . . we have to have a credible position on climate change,'' Mr Turnbull told the Seven Network. ''I have been quite consistent about that.''

Where's that Hmmm chat when you need him/her?


steveholt  said about 2 years ago:

Oh fuck.

I reckon Fielding and Abbot boof each other in the toilets at P.House while Fred Nile watches.

This is worse than Howard being leader.


shineslikerubies  said about 2 years ago:

I had a nightmare once that he became priminster

and this is what scares me.


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pfinger18  said about 2 months ago:

During his visit, Mr Abbott also dressed up in a bomb disposal suit to take part in the defusing of a mock roadside bomb, drawing laughs from assembled troops when he sprinted clumsily down a road on the base.


hungryhungryhippo  said about 1 month ago:

Cmon Tony why are you insisting that your colleagues must vote along party lines and not with their conscience on gay marriage?

You're just being silly now.


Coz  said 21 days ago:

Idiot on air joke about the Costa Concordia and boat people.

I suppose the fucking cunt wishes all refugees would drown at sea.


pfinger18  said 21 days ago:

He should have dodged that question completely. Mutter something about it being a terrible tragedy and generally deflect from the statement. But he's a dickhead, so he did the opposite. I almost feel sorry for his PR team.


JRB  said 21 days ago:

What a cockhead


rosevich  said 21 days ago:

Abbott... an absolute cunt


redeyerobbie  said 21 days ago:

Imagine the outrage in the Hun 50/50 column if a foreign politician made a ''joke'' about the qld floods or the bush fires.

How this guy is still around is beyond me.


Coz  said 21 days ago:

I like how you put joke in quotation marks. Pity that the cunt is probably not all that fussed how many boat people (fuck I loathe that term) die.


strangecousin  said 21 days ago:

rosevich said 28 minutes ago:
Abbott... an absolute cunt

I like this as his slogan for the next election


Hellzapoppin  said 21 days ago:

I thought it was a valid joke done with fine delivery and I canna stand the cunt.


monoceros  said 20 days ago:

thought it was a valid joke done with fine delivery and I canna stand the cunt.

I agree. The guy shows he's actually human for once by responding to a question with a little bit of black humour and the left are outraged. I hate the guy but this is one of his finer moments.


history  said 20 days ago:

couldn't give a shit about the joke (it was actually pretty good), but I'll be glad if it hurts him


rigid  said 20 days ago:

Agreed. If I'd made it at a pub my friends would have laughed and I would have too. I can't feign outrage but I like watching that prick squirm.


gabbo  said 20 days ago:

Same here, Rigid, but my friends know I don't mean it. The Australian public, nor the rest of the world for that matter, aren't Abbotts friends and he shouldn't expect to be excused or tolerated for things like this. I hope this doesn't further galvanize his support.


hautecouture  said 20 days ago:

It did just seem like black humor.


electricsound  said 20 days ago:

^racist


hautecouture  said 20 days ago:

Sorry, 'colored humor' if you want me to be politically correct.


crackwhore  said 20 days ago:

ffs. make Turnbull the leader and lets get on with it.


pfinger18  said 20 days ago:

I suppose the fucking cunt wishes all refugees would drown at sea

You're close Coz: http://www.news.com.au/national/ill-turn-back-every-boat-says-tony-abbott/story-e6frfkvr-1226250091130


juicenewton*  said 19 days ago:

.....And a new benchmark of cuntiness has been reached so soon in the new year.


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