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KevinArnold  said about 5 years ago  or at  11:16AM on Monday, July 10 2006 in television

Did you see Video Hits on Sunday?

I was eating my bacon and eggs and reading my Sunday magazine and noticed a big, fat, shaved headed, beaded pig on my screen wearing a fleecy Kappa tracksuit from 1983 talking about Evermore.

My intial reaction was "This whole obsession with CHopper Read has to stop, he's on everything now but he's not even a celebrity"

Then i realised it was Axle.

He'r really dropped the ball. I felt bad watchign it.

So i went to the museum, which by the way isn't that good anymore.

Anyway Axle 's a pig, get off the sinking ship.


Mrmusic  said about 5 years ago:


Angus  said about 5 years ago:

Axle has feelings too, Kevvie.

such a harsh TV critic


september  said about 5 years ago:

i like a bit of paunch.

anyway, i have foxtel now so i don't think i'll be watching video hits as much as i used to.

yeah - the museum is crap alright, they should never have moved it out of the city.

axle will probably hosting sunday arts soon going by the response to the letter i wrote to the abc.


KevinArnold  said about 5 years ago:

I don't think you understand...

his face is really fat, his shaved head is growing back so its about a number 4 all over and he has some terrible Craig David beard.

I don't know where the trakkies came from.

He made me not want to eat my bacon.

I thought there was a distinct lack of dinosaur bones.

And they were all Australian Dinosaurs 'Mitoiosauraus" blah blah bloag never heard of it.

PHARL LAP IS STILL ONE BIG HORSE.


ando  said about 5 years ago:

Hey September, I was cruising the mean streets of your old home town on Saturday.

Went to a farmers market, it was shit. Except I got a venison steak sandwich that was pretty damn good.


KevinArnold  said about 5 years ago:

WHAT DOES YOUR STEAK SANDWICH HAVE TO DO WITH AXLE ANDO?

Huh?


anonymous  said about 5 years ago:

axle's had too many steak sandwiches.


Angus  said about 5 years ago:

yeah, special thanks to ando for threadjacking with tales of steak sandwhiches


KevinArnold  said about 5 years ago:

I could do with a club sandwich actually.


september  said about 5 years ago:

i don't think you understand, kevinarnold, or maybe you are tarring me with the same brush of superficiality you have basted yourself with.

i just like dudes.

and i think i can channel my love of all men onto one man and love him always, regardless of weight gain, bad haircuts and questionable dress sense.


Angus  said about 5 years ago:

I'm eating a bowl of "Just Right- Tropical" at the moment. Its a good cereal.


ando  said about 5 years ago:

It wasn't axle related, but my comment was aimed at septic, so it was still relevant.


september  said about 5 years ago:

where's the farmer's market, ando?


KevinArnold  said about 5 years ago:

I bet axle's basting a whole chicken as we speak in preparation of hearty lunch in a few hours time.

Hey, i used to like Kirty Alley back in her Cheers days, but times change and you have to move on.


ando  said about 5 years ago:

I think it was the town square. There was an Anzac memorial there. Next to the bakery


september  said about 5 years ago:

nah, don't know it.


Angus  said about 5 years ago:

yep, this cereal is great.


september  said about 5 years ago:

cereal is bullshit, angus. the japs have the right idea with their miso soup.


ando  said about 5 years ago:

You suck.


KevinArnold  said about 5 years ago:

I haven't eaten cereal in years.

i think i lack fibre in my diet but i don't want to be "bound" so to speak.

I eat one piece of toast with plum jam and then some berries at about now.


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BADALEX  said about 4 years ago:

Hey, I don't have a moustache!


socks  said about 4 years ago:

vomits on BADALEX's cock


poprocks96  said about 4 years ago:

hey septie

Three Demons in Greek island fight

September 14, 2007 - 2:25PM

Three Melbourne players - Nathan Carroll, Brock McLean and Jared Rivers - will be asked to explain their actions to the AFL club after becoming involved in a fight at a Greek nightclub.

The incident occurred on the Greek island of Ios overnight, with the trio reportedly set upon by a group of Swedish tourists.

The Demons are partway through a post-season European trip and club chairman Paul Gardner said he would be seeking more information from the players when they returned.

''The club is disappointed whenever a player gets into any trouble whatsoever and we look forward to talking to them more about it when they get back to Australia,'' he told Southern Cross radio.

Gardner said he did not have full details of the incident, but had been told the three players were unhurt.

''We were very concerned with a lot of the rumours to have floated around first thing this morning,'' he said.

''But we're pleased to report that they're all well, in fact all on their way now to Croatia.''

The European trip followed a dismal season on the field for Melbourne, which finished in 14th spot, their poor form prompting the club to part with long-time coach Neale Daniher mid-season.

Former Port Adelaide assistant Dean Bailey has since been appointed to the job.

AAP


BADALEX  said about 4 years ago:

Ahhhh funny. Always funny when someone picks a fight for no good reason, then loses.

Then calls the police.

Funny, funny, funny.


september  said about 4 years ago:

they are going fishing in croatia with jakovich's family.


BADALEX  said about 4 years ago:

Hey september, here's a question. Why have so many people thought that we'd had sex when we haven't?

Curious.


poprocks96  said about 4 years ago:

i wouldnt mind being set upon by swedish tourists.


september  said about 4 years ago:

ah fuck poprocks, can you answer that for me.


poprocks96  said about 4 years ago:

i thought you had rooted him too../....


september  said about 4 years ago:

me? i thought you rooted him. didn't you used to go out with him???


poprocks96  said about 4 years ago:

shhhhhhhhhh


september  said about 4 years ago:

taps nose


thomasr  said about 4 years ago:

Take you hands offa my alex mutherfuckers!


poprocks96  said about 4 years ago:

all yours thomas. perhaps i can offer you a weekend away with him ?


september  said about 4 years ago:

stop fighting. there is enough beef cake for everyone!!!


BADALEX  said about 4 years ago:

No september, only for the chicks.

Who work out.

And don't eat ham.

And don't have boyfriends or husbands.

And haven't dated anyone I don't know.

And who don't have AIDS or other STD.

And aren't dead.

And are over fifteen or under forty.

So...not everyone gets a taste.


BADALEX  said about 4 years ago:

Except for elf bitches obviously. They can be over forty, but not over the equivalent.


elaine  said about 4 years ago:

you only date women who have dated people you don't know? That's keeping things close to home. I thought you disapproved.


BADALEX  said about 4 years ago:

Arghhh......by elaine destroyed. Typo, typo, typo....


BADALEX  said about 4 years ago:

Actually. You fucked up as well. Yes, I only date women who have dated people I don't know. As in, I don't date women who have dated people I do know.


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