Did you see Video Hits on Sunday?
I was eating my bacon and eggs and reading my Sunday magazine and noticed a big, fat, shaved headed, beaded pig on my screen wearing a fleecy Kappa tracksuit from 1983 talking about Evermore.
My intial reaction was "This whole obsession with CHopper Read has to stop, he's on everything now but he's not even a celebrity"
Then i realised it was Axle.
He'r really dropped the ball. I felt bad watchign it.
So i went to the museum, which by the way isn't that good anymore.
Anyway Axle 's a pig, get off the sinking ship.

Axle has feelings too, Kevvie.
such a harsh TV critic
i like a bit of paunch.
anyway, i have foxtel now so i don't think i'll be watching video hits as much as i used to.
yeah - the museum is crap alright, they should never have moved it out of the city.
axle will probably hosting sunday arts soon going by the response to the letter i wrote to the abc.
I don't think you understand...
his face is really fat, his shaved head is growing back so its about a number 4 all over and he has some terrible Craig David beard.
I don't know where the trakkies came from.
He made me not want to eat my bacon.
I thought there was a distinct lack of dinosaur bones.
And they were all Australian Dinosaurs 'Mitoiosauraus" blah blah bloag never heard of it.
PHARL LAP IS STILL ONE BIG HORSE.
Hey September, I was cruising the mean streets of your old home town on Saturday.
Went to a farmers market, it was shit. Except I got a venison steak sandwich that was pretty damn good.
WHAT DOES YOUR STEAK SANDWICH HAVE TO DO WITH AXLE ANDO?
Huh?
axle's had too many steak sandwiches.
yeah, special thanks to ando for threadjacking with tales of steak sandwhiches
I could do with a club sandwich actually.
i don't think you understand, kevinarnold, or maybe you are tarring me with the same brush of superficiality you have basted yourself with.
i just like dudes.
and i think i can channel my love of all men onto one man and love him always, regardless of weight gain, bad haircuts and questionable dress sense.
I'm eating a bowl of "Just Right- Tropical" at the moment. Its a good cereal.
It wasn't axle related, but my comment was aimed at septic, so it was still relevant.
where's the farmer's market, ando?
I bet axle's basting a whole chicken as we speak in preparation of hearty lunch in a few hours time.
Hey, i used to like Kirty Alley back in her Cheers days, but times change and you have to move on.
I think it was the town square. There was an Anzac memorial there. Next to the bakery
nah, don't know it.
yep, this cereal is great.
cereal is bullshit, angus. the japs have the right idea with their miso soup.
You suck.
I haven't eaten cereal in years.
i think i lack fibre in my diet but i don't want to be "bound" so to speak.
I eat one piece of toast with plum jam and then some berries at about now.
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Hey, I don't have a moustache!
vomits on BADALEX's cock
hey septie
Three Demons in Greek island fight
September 14, 2007 - 2:25PM
Three Melbourne players - Nathan Carroll, Brock McLean and Jared Rivers - will be asked to explain their actions to the AFL club after becoming involved in a fight at a Greek nightclub.
The incident occurred on the Greek island of Ios overnight, with the trio reportedly set upon by a group of Swedish tourists.
The Demons are partway through a post-season European trip and club chairman Paul Gardner said he would be seeking more information from the players when they returned.
''The club is disappointed whenever a player gets into any trouble whatsoever and we look forward to talking to them more about it when they get back to Australia,'' he told Southern Cross radio.
Gardner said he did not have full details of the incident, but had been told the three players were unhurt.
''We were very concerned with a lot of the rumours to have floated around first thing this morning,'' he said.
''But we're pleased to report that they're all well, in fact all on their way now to Croatia.''
The European trip followed a dismal season on the field for Melbourne, which finished in 14th spot, their poor form prompting the club to part with long-time coach Neale Daniher mid-season.
Former Port Adelaide assistant Dean Bailey has since been appointed to the job.
AAP
Ahhhh funny. Always funny when someone picks a fight for no good reason, then loses.
Then calls the police.
Funny, funny, funny.
they are going fishing in croatia with jakovich's family.
Hey september, here's a question. Why have so many people thought that we'd had sex when we haven't?
Curious.
i wouldnt mind being set upon by swedish tourists.
ah fuck poprocks, can you answer that for me.
i thought you had rooted him too../....
me? i thought you rooted him. didn't you used to go out with him???
shhhhhhhhhh
taps nose
Take you hands offa my alex mutherfuckers!
all yours thomas. perhaps i can offer you a weekend away with him ?
stop fighting. there is enough beef cake for everyone!!!
No september, only for the chicks.
Who work out.
And don't eat ham.
And don't have boyfriends or husbands.
And haven't dated anyone I don't know.
And who don't have AIDS or other STD.
And aren't dead.
And are over fifteen or under forty.
So...not everyone gets a taste.
Except for elf bitches obviously. They can be over forty, but not over the equivalent.
you only date women who have dated people you don't know? That's keeping things close to home. I thought you disapproved.
Arghhh......by elaine destroyed. Typo, typo, typo....
Actually. You fucked up as well. Yes, I only date women who have dated people I don't know. As in, I don't date women who have dated people I do know.