emmy hennings said about 4 years ago or at 1:34PM on Monday, February 26 2007 in stupidity
...is possibly the most tedious task on god's earth.
oh lord, I hate it.
it's so boring that I have to distract myself by starting a thread about it.

should be software for it eh?
yes.
they're probably is, only I am too technically incompetent to know about it.
I still use tape and dictaphone. but so does andy r, so I'm not alone in my old skool ways.
Shittest job ever. If interviews actually paid decently you could hire a schmoe for it. But alas.
there.
not they're.
see? my brain is fried from hours and hours of it.
you could hire me. i like doing it
sucks even more when it wasn't you who did the interview and you can't make out what the interviewer is asking
haven't interviewed anyone for about 8 years. Thank christ!
Transcribing is fine - it will write the story for you if you did the interview okay.
And the more you do it the easier and quicker it gets.
>Transcribing is fine - it will write the story for you if you did the interview okay.
>And the more you do it the easier and quicker it gets.
you lie, you lie! it does not write the story for you. though it gives you some idea of structure, angle, etc.
I've been transcribing interviews for about eight years and though my typing speed is now much quicker, I still hate it just as much.
where is mathieson to back me up? I know he hates it too.
transcribing an interview with ian mackaye takes about 14 hours.
motherfucker can talk.
i used to hate it, but got used to it. having a digital recorder with a usb out is handy - you can dump the audio files to something like itunes and play them back just using your spacebar to stop and start the track (obviously alt + tab' ing between applications), rather than having to fumble with buttons, taking your hands off the keyboard.
HATE IT!!
i hate the tediousness of it, and i hate listening to my own voice.
once it's done, everything else is easy.
dodgy equipment makes it even harder. i've been recording phoners straight into my pc, which helps a bit. but still. can't the computer do all the work for me?
psychedelicsounds: i know!!
psych/adam: I also know!
prediction: this'll turn into a "who's interviewed ian mackaye" thread...
I hate interviewing a lot - the transcription is a relief after the stress of actually having to talk to the person. But I have conducted interviews with the phone jammed against my ear, typing their responses straight into Word.
I'm a pretty fast typist.
rosie, i know whereof you speak - those fucking cheap phone bugs from tandy/dick smith always used to die on me (even when i'd done test recordings) 30 secs before an i/v.
having a headset phone makes that easier; the neck cramp from the direct typed phoner is almost never worth the bites.
I haven't interviewed ian mackaye :(
but I'm currently 3/4 through the fourth transcription of the fourth band member of a (you guessed it) four member band, all interviewed separately. I'm going insane.
that really has to suck.
i'm trying to salvage a comets on fire interview that's been spoiled by my minidisc player shitting itself and it's proving to be a nightmare and a half. especially since it was one of the better interviews i've ever done.
I once interviewed somebody on the phone (with one of those phone bug mics - you know they're actually illegal! heh heh heh) and the tape came out blank! just hisssssssss.
I had to write the whole article from memory.
and yes, I had pressed record and had the volume up.
I hate the tediousness of it, and i hate listening to my own voice.
Agreed adam, it takes me so long to get started transcribing purely because I know that I'm going to have to listen to my own voice, not to mention my inane questions, stumblings and irritating laugh.
Glad I record onto my iPod now though, I find it a lot easier to negotiate than the dictaphone.
I haven't interviewed Ian Mackaye either. Does Ian Astbury count?
I still use the suction cup mic feeding into the old walkman. I have an ancient rotary dial phone that gives good sound quality to the mic. And a tip I got from Ben Butler; always turn your computer monitor off if using the old walkman - they interfere with the recording. Same goes, I've learned, with mobile phones.
P.S. Transcribing is Satan's way of winning over despairing souls.
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Due to some issues with international calling, I'm doing my first online chat interview this evening. Has anyone done one? It's pretty cool that I won't have to transcribe, at least.
hello darkness my old friend.
hi
I was told that I was the best in the office at transcribing interviews. I'm not sure if this is a good thing. I'd like to be the best at conducting interviews.
want to earn some $$ on the side?
i do! is it something i can do from overseas?
I have several to knock over this weekend -- one is a bit over two hours, another is 20 mins, I'll have another 20-min one to d o after Mon morning, another one that's a bit over an hour -- and I reckon I'll have to speak to another couple of people to go with the two-hour one by Tuesday.
Hello procrastination my old friend.
sure josejones, I like earning $$.
3 hours for a 45 minute interview.
Kill me now, please.
Only thing worse is spending hours listening back to a roar of static, trying to pick out a word here or there and desperately trying to recreate the conversation in your head.
Only thing worse than that is an interview that is arranged whilst drunk that meanders into pointless and/or inaudible conversation followed by laughter and crashing. For 90 minutes.
Sounds like it would have been a blast at the time though!
'Fab interview. Shame my Dictaphone wasn't plugged in'
please, gods - my kingdom for a voice-to-text translator that actually works.
meantime, let's procrastinate...
My old phone (with an incredibly reliable phone call recording feature) broke when I dropped it in my friend's beer as a joke. As a result I bought a cheap and fancy computer phone thingy which has no recording function.
Eventually I found a recording app (20 minutes before I was due to interview Gareth Liddiard) and it all worked out fine...except that it only recorded his side of the conversation. Which is nice because I don't have to cringe at the moments I sound like a fuck (all of them,) but leaves large chunks of dead silence in the recording.
It's actually pretty nice to do it this way. But it takes some time to figure out what responses are referring to and shit.
gotta be a better way of spending sat'dy night, even if the chat is entertaining.
Woah - thick Glasgow accent alert.
Roddy Woomble?
glasvegas?
Didn't realise there were so many words in this interview...and my cup of tea just ran out. Fuck.