How public have you ever had sex?
I don't mean getting sprung by the unannounced walk in, but actually having sex in front of people without caring?
Were they asleep in the same room perhaps?
Or in the next room awake, but able to hear you?
Or sitting around the coffee table you were bending over?
The most publically shameless sex act I've witnessed was a dude at the old Moser getting a gobbie on the stairs. He didn't care, she didn't care. We thought it was pretty funny.
I don't think I've ever watched anyone go the full pump, though.
"in the next room awake, but able to hear you"
That's not public sex. That's share house sex.
During a threesome.
I've seen a guy pumping someone at around 4.30pm in a park in Epping, NSW. We couldn't work out if the pumpee was a guy or a girl, but they looked to have a carnival horror mask on and the guy behind was in a trenchcoat. Quite loud, too. On a high embankment, in some trees.
Fucking creepy.
I've pumped someone behind a tree in Bowral with people walking past. Good times.
Yeah, I sort of meant like when someone sneaks into a spare room at a party for a quick one.
Andy, that doesn't count. Participants aren't the public.
I've pumped someone behind a tree in Bowral with people walking past. Good times.
was it donald bradman ?
Oh, so not outdoors?
Ps... AndyMillman, that is creepy coming from you with your Ricky Gervais avatar.
sticky wicket, that one
was it donald bradman ?
SPY! I gave him a six with my willow.
ModifiedIndie-an, this is an extremely convoluted set of rules you've set up.
* socks disapproves.
hope your willow is not hollow.
a couple of years ago I was walking from my flat in Australia St through to the IGA on King, and there was this guy wearing a formal suit and this chick sprawled on the ground, and he was licking her out.
LICKING HER OUT IN A PARK.
if you're gonna have sex in public (AND we all have) you should try and make it quick.
after I got back from my shopping he was still going at it, she was still sprawled out.
10pm. At least 5 people walked past as I did..
Southbank, although it wasn't full blown sex, it was pretty close.
Haha. I think he's got a weeping willow.
Nah, outdoors counts. The only thing I've excluded is group sex, because it's not the same.
the wife seems to think she is cool because she had sex in a graveyard once. snoooze.
By the side of a highway with people honking their horns.
which tree in bowral, and what were you doing there? bowral is a godforsaken hole, i went to school there.
you should try the bradman oval at about 2am sunday morning dead of winter, people do nudie runs there for kicks.
LICKING HER OUT IN A PARK.
GENIUS!!!
I drove past the races and it looked like a rape storm had just swept through town. Girls with torn dresses, a girl getting hard pumps on the boot of a car, two guys getting with a drunk girl.
Fucking heavy.
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gross? you mean like, 144? or 12X12? is it 144 (or 12X12) ways for a pathetic junkie to kill himself that you mean when you write gross? or 144mm of that last, fatal hit? which one? c'mon, sport...let us all know.
you are a fucked up individual
Um, yeah, that doesn't really make much sense Pete.
Presumably she was insensate.
All around Melbourne. You may have seen me before.
I think I've encountered (well, not encountered, but had it pointed out to me while waiting in the queue) about three separate couples rooting in the loos this month. Spring fever? Are hotel rooms suddenly more expensive? Can't find a nice quiet park?
nothing wrong with a good toilet root
No way m_m! Where!! The Courthouse and Zanzi?? Maybe it's because it's been cold. Hehe.
I still giggle over the couple going for it in Camperdown park. It might have been new years day and early, but there were many people around.
A few times, though i don't think anyone actually saw.
on this rock during an olympic year when i was a youngster, but not with that dude. i don't even know who he is.
sure you don't!
He is your love child, climbing the rock upon which he was conceived.
Fraggle rock.
raven said 1 minute ago:
i don't even know who he is.
He is your love child, climbing the rock upon which he was conceived.
hahaha. ah!
The Rose on Cleveland and the Trinity for starters. I reckon there would be some rooting going on in Zanzibar as well. Such a romantic place.
Seen or done, mushymouth?
Seen, as per Melody's question.
behind a tree near toorak rd. lost my good footy because of it.
remember that?
rock fucks
shag on a rock