Hahaha, as if anyone's going to touch this!

you first.

i'm fucking amazing (pun intended)

i am really bad.

i should practice more.

one thing you can never get tired of practicing

You are

can't remember actually.

I'm prevented from talking about this by a court order

yeah sveltes - you strike me as someone who's crap in the sack.

i would never crap in the sack loadie!!!

I enjoy myself throughly, which means I'm fucking great.

I keep on hearing some bullshit about how it's supposed to be about making sure the chick enjoys herself as well, but that just sounds flatout gay to me.

ALEX is BAD.

Where's that post where I regaled everyone with my 360 degree tongue rotation capability?

In short (no pun), I have a star full-back and full-forward I can call on to win matches god damn it!

PS: I train 2-3 times a week, solo.
PPS: Sveltes, lift your game.

Benji, I don't care if you're a chick or a bloke ... call me.

That's right, I'm a bad bad man rosie.

But how crazy is this! Last week someone told me women have orgasms as well.

What the fuck is up with that shit?

didn't realise you were so inhibited, sveltes.

pm me benji.

hahahahahaha, alex has just admitted he has never made a woman cum.

Its not even Friday and the sex threads have started Daniel, which is a good thing I reckon. But I'm just going to pretend that daniel is short for danielle, is that cool? And, subsequently, I can train anyone to do the tongue thing, it's a bulk-ace trick yo!

svelte. Don't be such a stupid fucking bitch.

i can be whoever you want, benji.

i'm being honest. i'm really bad. i've heard it said.

what do people expect? it can't be brilliant all the time. we're not freaking sportsmen performing at the peak of our game. sometimes you just don't want to be inventive, or be going at it for over a minute.

they're not.

i'm sexcellent.

sometimes you just don't want to be inventive, or be going at it for over a minute.

mind boggles

plus my penis is too small.

what i lack in length, width, stamina, technique, enthusiasm and raw animal appeal, i make up for in cuddles and cups of tea.

silly me, this must just be

THE INTRODUCTION TO THE OPPOSITES!

what i lack in length, width, stamina, technique, enthusiasm and raw animal appeal, i make up for in cuddles and cups of tea.

nice! who wouldn't love a cup of tea afterwards?

I think anyone who thinks they're good at it ALL the time is kidding themselves.

''I think anyone who thinks they're good at it ALL the time is kidding themselves.''

i think all people who make broad generalisations must be epic in bed.

It's all about the exact right amount of alcohol. Which is generally none.

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

I'm pretty good. But I'm always willing to learn new things and be even betterer!

how do you learn this stuff, anyway?

paulie said 37 minutes ago: what i lack in length, width, stamina, technique, enthusiasm and raw animal appeal, i make up for in cuddles and cups of tea.

Who told you that Paulie? cos, they were lying

Oh Gawd!! that doesn't sound like Paulie and I have had sex does it?!

i honestly doubt that paulie would want to sex you, p-r.

HOLY MOLY!

PMs project-rabbit

AlterEgo said 12 minutes ago: i honestly doubt that paulie would want to sex you, p-r.

rude cunt!
why not? I'm hot in the sack