oh really want that.

but what if I get a stiffy?

just don't think dirty thoughts and I'm sure you'll be fine

either that or go somewhere where getting a stiffy during the massage is considered acceptable :P

hmm... all this talk of stiffys and massages has reminded me that I haven't spoken to my grandma in a while.

i've never had a real massage:(

You should meet grandma cheezel.

sounds hot,is grandpa still around to get in the way!?!

the only massage i ever got was from a boy i met at a party. he was totally gay, and quite forward about letting me know that he thought i was a bit of a spunk.

turns out he was a professional masseur, so when he offered to give me a massage i accepted and it was great.

that story, now that i think about it, is really anti-climactic. sorry.

My manager was complaining about having a sore neck so my work collegue told him to go get a massage with a happy ending on Grey st. He didnt even know what the happy ending was so he had to go home and research it and come back into work the next day to finish the conversation

How old is this strangely naive man?

mid 40's. He came in to work the next day and said he couldnt get one until the weekend as his wife was out of town.

too funny!!

they do sound pretty tempting

i get a shoulder massage at qv at the chinese massage place where you just sit on a chair it's a $20 for 20 minutes. poor bastards have to deal with my massively knotted muscles. but it feels great.

the only time i've been without muscle pain in years is after spending some time in the hot springs at hanmer in nz. it's all about the hot water.

do they fix Warts?

I think he was being facetious, gobetween...

I don't like people touching me. I tense up when people try to give me a shoulder rub.

anyone recommend a nice place to go?
i know a soon to be married couple who need a break from wedding planning.
i'm thinking an hour or so massage, some place that isn't in Barkley Square preferably...

no one's had a good massage? hmmm?

St Kilda baths

i should have said - fitzroy or melbourne cbd.
thanks popsypie!

I was gonna suggest my guy in the cbd but he's remedial not leisure. does massage and acupuncture.

use the internet???

urgh.
i wanted someone to tell me of a known one they've enjoyed going to.
of course google will tell me the 400 that exist, but i wanted someone's personal advice, which is why i came here.
haven't you got work to do pops?

No. I am not at work.

lazy.

no one??

This is meant to be good, but you have not said how much you want to spend

If you book early in the evening the Japanese Bathhouse is lovely.

Baths and shiatsu.

yes, I have been there.

Japanese Bathhouse! I always see them in the Japanese TV drama and Animation when I grow up

Japanese Bathhouse! I always see them in the Japanese TV drama and Animation when I grow up

am looking at this place too.
looks ok.
i personally don't care, but my friend specifically wants a female masseuse.
is it ok to ask for this preference when i ring up?
i assume so.

I need one... actually i think i need about ten.

i personally don't care, but my friend specifically wants a female masseuse.
is it ok to ask for this preference when i ring up?

yes.

Oh god a massage would be the actual shit right now.

Too much sleeping on sofas and floors is not a good thing for the spine.

thanks elaine.
i talked to the japanese bath people, but they wouldn't give us massages unless we did the bath thing too.
it's taken me weeks to work up this perfect musk i currently have, i'm not gonna ruin that by bathing.

Does anyone have any experience at the Thai massage place on Smith, over Gertrude back towards Victoria Parade ?

Please note that there is a 10 post maximum on 'happy ending'-type responses to my request.

My boss didnt actually know what a happy ending was and none of us could mature up to tell him