I LOVE...

boobs

Myself.

projectile vomits

life

Potatoes

Anyone who knows me knows that I love life too.

porn, happiness, daydreams, hot french boys, footy, spinach and making my friends laugh

anyone who isn't a fuckwit and can enjoy the pretence that is life

oh, and potatoes

and living alone and king tubby

I love who I am as a person on the inside. I know I am a good person.

being drunk and ...

*HUGS!!*

weekends, Spotlight, avocado, hugs, the feeling of happiness

sleep

today i love - dumplings, new love, my sunburnt little girl sooking, long weekends and cups of tea with best friends.

Being outside in nature, watching plays, going out to dinner, travelling, feeling happy, feeling free, feeling at ease with the world, the 'on top of the world' feeling that comes over me every now and then.

sunshine, laughter, afternoon naps, friends

TEAM HUGS

Hot chips with chicken salt.

one thing I don't love is cleaning up. which I am taking a break from. I have let things go in my house and have a lot of cleaning up. I so am not loving it

I love your avatar, number none.

i am loving cleaning today... it's making everything feel fresh and new.

i spent 200 bucks on groceries and cleaning stuff today... my whole house smells like lavender.

i love lavender.

i love mental illness (therefore i love gobetween)

dude needs to get some balls and stick up for himself.

That despite humans are generally speaking stupid, venal, selfish, blind and ignorant, they are capable of occasional acts of depth, compassion, and intelligence which leave me speechless.

Oh, and hot bitches with big tits sucking my dick and so on...

is sucking your dick, the girls showing you compassion alex?

No, that's me showing them compassion.

Yes, here you go honey. You can taste it, that's it. Good girl! There's your reward for working hard.

And so on.

Sympathy headjob?

hmmmm.

anyway... back to things i love.

seeing puppy porridge in the supermarket and nearly dying of cute.

*The knowledge that someday I'll be on the other side of the world to my family.

Seeing puppy porridge in the super market is more likely to confirm my deep hatred of humanity than anything else.

Anyway. I shall now run, then lift weights, then swim to refresh myself.

May you all have a somewhat productive evening.

but how happy would puppies be eating porridge!! that is the cute bit.

ohhh, porridge _for_ puppies...it makes sense now.

i'm pretty sure that dogs prefer meat over just about anything.

is that right, badalex?

Hmmm....somehow I envisaged puppy porridge to be made of puppies. I feel I might be wrong there....

I think it's cute too, sveltes.

Aww, this thread is making me want to romp around the Austrian alps with the Von Trapp kids.

they'd probably like meat porridge.

I love the sound of wind chimes. I am obsessed with them. As soon as i get my first paycheck I am going to start a serious collection.

Do you think puppies would get Kreuzfeld - Jacob disease from eating the brains of other dogs, or is that restricted to only humans?

sculpted into the shape of a cock and balls.

being unapproachable?

i love listening to victoria bergsman sing, the fact that i've done all my washing and ironing and that i chalked up another 1500 words of my book today oh yeah and chocolate scotch finger biscuits with cups of tea.

*SirKenKunnington said 58 minutes ago

i'm pretty sure that dogs prefer meat over just about anything.

is that right, badalex?*

Actually, the correct answer is cheese. Cheese rewards as tasty snacks is the best way of training dogs. You'd think it would be meat, in fact, it's cheese.

Oddly enough, women also love cheese. A connection? Who can say!

hand hell- Cows also get it from eating cow brains. I'm thinking it's all over the shop.

where did you learn that dogs like cheese? thats a pretty interesting fact.

Dog trainer I used to know.

I ♥ the way my body always feels after physical exertion

beer and kebabs

or just beer. Or wine, preferably a nice drop of Cabernet Merlot.
Yum!

BADALEX said 38 minutes ago *SirKenKunnington said 58 minutes ago

i'm pretty sure that dogs prefer meat over just about anything.

is that right, badalex?*

Actually, the correct answer is cheese. Cheese rewards as tasty snacks is the best way of training dogs. You'd think it would be meat, in fact, it's cheese.

as much as i hate to agree with alex, it's true dogs do love cheese

Excellent. You have joined the growing ranks of those who say "as much as I hate to agree with BADALDEX"...although you did just say Alex, but the principle is the same.

I don't hate to agree with Alex.. as long as he is making sense.

You're alright Al.

Alex is too long for you? Two syllables is too much?

Huh. You poor fucking bastard.

Haha, come on Al, don't be like that!

Haha you're an idiot.

Should I call you Lex instead? Cos you have a bald head? GET IT, ITS LIKE SUPERMAN!!!

group hugs fuck yea

that sleepy feeling after a really amazing orgasm

and cut grass

Lex Luthor eh? Well. He's a pretty smart guy. I can live with that.

It kind of suits you actually, Arrogant and scheming, but you will get yours LEX, oh yes!