this is sweet. its all gooey in the middle.

nice! I like this idea. It seems strange.

haha.

posting in this thread will so help.

dear asc,

i'm home, you're out. then you're home, i'm out.

as if it wasnt hard enough already.

le sigh.

dear ASC,

shall we go to new zealand?

i think that was a mighty fine suggestion.

love slacks.

dear asc,

thankyou for listening. I am charmed but confused that you have been telling your friends all about me. I think you are lovely too
x
f

Dear ASC,

Please reply to the text I sent you. Otherwise I may have to downgrade you back to USC and that will make me sad.

xx

Dear ASC

We didn't know each other three weeks ago but we've spent the last ten days pretty much together.

I reckon it's on. Your boyfriend might have other ideas however.

Usurpingly yours
P3

Dear ASC,

Thanks for the photo. Your tan looks rad. Lots of surfing then, I take it?

GC
XXX

Dear ASC

Shit. I don't know if you're A or not, but I send you enough flirty signals... are you shy or just not interested?

nicko

dear asc,

I'm finding that you simply are lurking in the shadows and not in my life.
This is very dissapointing. That is okay, with me I am a great believer in
things just falling into place, even though sometimes
they don't, I really don't see how you can have control over these things.
If you were around right now it would be cheating to do anything anyway
and I don't think I am in the right head space or situation to do anything just yet.
It annoys me the length time it is taking to get on my feet so I can be part of the world.
I just don't feel ready yet. When I am I hope it's not too long before I meet you.
I hope the world doesn't want to give me some karmic lesson about how it's now
too late.

gobetween.

Dear ASC,

Okay. Insert stupid smiles here.

Later! Me.

Dear ASC,

Will you please bring home a bottle of wine.

xxx,
Andy

I like this thread. USCs are too depressing.

As in, to read about.

Dear ASC,

Please come home from work. Also could you please buy a new bathmat kthx

C.

Dear ASC,

You're not really a C, but you're certainly an A. Wanna fuck?

• PGoJ

(Psst, that was to you, clem)

Dear ASC,

bu-ba-bu-wa-woo-buh-b-booo-oh

oh yeh

x st

Dear ASC,

So i think you had designs about last night. In all honesty i don't think i've seen you there in the numerous years of me going. Hah... Nice one. Foreign Correspondent, Nascar and a multitude of documentaries made for one fun recovery. I'll definitely do that again.

you know where to find me,
LiR

Dear ASC,

You've been attained for a very long time, and it's not particularly secret. I still have a massive crush on you, though.

Work-avoidingly,

annehelena

Dear ASC,

Clearly said crush has not been secret for some time.
You drive me into insanity sometimes, but I still have the biggest crush possible on you. You ignore my rants and fits over nothing, I really do appreciate it.
The truth is, I can't think of a better place to be than with you leaning up against me on the couch whilst I am gaming/dvd-ing/foxtel-ing.

looking forward to seeing you post work...

redlight.

Dear ASP;

Shoo-wop, diddy diddy doo-wop, I will bang you.

Jimmy

Tramdriver said about 5 months ago:
Your smile makes my heart do The Phil Spector Drum Sound™ and my knees bang together like David Banner getting crunk behind an 808.

sigh!

Dear ASC,

Dunno if you is secret tbh. But i like the fact you are a bit of a dork.

x

LIR.

Dear LIR,

Oh, thanks!

AHC

dear anne,

shhhh... your outing the secret!

x
LIR

Dear ASC,

You're cute and cool but I want someone else, and she's coming around for a barbie tonight! And now you've invited yourself. Shit be cramping my gangsta.

Paulie

How did it go, paulie? Awkward-fest?

Dear ASC,

I'm worried about you today. It's so hot. I just hope you've got enough fresh water and you've not spent the day sunbaking. I'm sorry that I won't be home to feed you at 4pm, and I understand this'll probably mean you'll nip my heel with one of your four remaining teeth.

Wroo,

HF

paulie's face is an awkward-fest.

Dear ASC,
I can't wait to come over tonight and annoy you by incessantly quoting Churchill while you're playing Call Of Duty

xx

FAAARK

It was an entirely pleasant evening spent eating and talking nonsense. ASC was in ferocious form, whilst every ounce of my being was spent attempting not to drool over USC/ASC/SC, resulting in quasi-win for all and sundry. But it's totally all about USC/ASC/SC, oh lord.

Paulie is totes swimming in pussy right now

fascinating.

Dear ASC,

Our date went spectacularly. You even managed to laugh when I smashed that glass full of beer and put a used spoon back in the cutlery tray at the restaurant when I was drunk.

Please god don't go all silent on me now

Haven't gone near it in years, GA.

Dear ASC,

you had me... but you wanted everyone else.. alas.

Hellza