I haven't had a proper HC for an age, but last night at the Curry (still can't get used to calling it the Gem) everyone on our table was eight types of crazy about the wild Russian princess-looking gypsy girl working behind the bar.
When we ordered a second round of tequila shots she said 'dang' and my ex just about fell over with desire.
Feel free to post your HC's below.
p.s. I used to be nutty about the cowboy from the Napier but apparently he is very homo and I am wasting my time thank you for listening.
Is that what your legacy has evolved to?
English accented waiter at Pizza Meine Liebe. Hands down. GAH
I met a cop on Saturday night that I was nine types of crazy about.
Oh GOD she was hott!
there is a lovely boy who works at mocean on campbell pde in bondi. i just about ordered him on saturday night. mind you two excellent gin martini's will do that to a gal.
there is (or was, haven't been for a while) a blonde gal at Wesley Anne who does strange and wonderful things to me everytime she returns my change with a smile. i was smit at first sight, but there's nothing more dire for a hospo than being hit on by a punter, surely? or maybe i just lack the panache to do it with any kind of style...
am quite partial to bottle-shop drive through attendants
:)
Mandy from Penang Coffee House always makes me want to sweep her off her feet into a Maserati and drive the highways of Malibu, pleasuring her with alarming regularity.
there needs to be a fundamental rejection of this meat market disposable relationship approach to our existence before we can progress
This sounds like a good idea for an episode of a TV show
I couldn't help but make eyes at the guy working behind the bar at the courty last night...
The dark-haired girl at A1 Bakery also makes my gooch tingle.
COPS ARE CLEARLY NOT HC'S, PGOJ.
It must be someone who works somewhere in the food or beverage industry forcing you to sit in their establishment for hours drinking endless cups of tea just so you can drink in their loveliness.
There is a busty lass with THE BEST red lippy serving at the GB in Richmond occasionally. I go go a bit awoo when I see her.
who said it was disposable, rts? great and lasting things have started from less than a brush with 'the staff' on a night out.
unless it's a particularly hospitable cop?
Oh, AND FINALLY, the blonde girl working at Andrew's in Albert Park - she handles meat impressively and provokes lustful thoughts.
Let me get a pen...this is some great info.
Should tour these joints.
DANG indeed.
When Mark 'Big Boy' Wilson worked at the Pinnacle he was my HC. So tall! Such tight trousers and capable arms!
The girl on the door at Revolver on Friday night had me at hello.
Small and cute and with an accent. Mmmm.
DING DONG gals...yeah baby!
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nishiki - I'm not sure any girl would appreciate that, but maybe give it a shot.
The bakery down the road has an awesome girl working there AND bread. One of these is one of my favourite things, and so is one of the other things.
(h5)!
nah c'mon trammy, if you say to a girl 'you're a hot version of whoever', it's the 'hot version' bit they're going to pay attention to anyway. you could be a dork about it and be like 'you're a hot version of blanche devereaux' if you want.
Any girl at Hooters! Because I'm a lesbian!
my housemate has a signed photo of miss hooters australia 2011 that she got from the lady herself. it's pretty amazing.
Wow! That must have been a fun day! When do they hold this event?!
'You're a hot version of my mum.'
Does that work, nishiki?
The baldest guy at The Old Bar
The Tote band booker
The really tall guy from bar open
the school boy looking guy at the Birmingham
Most Kmart girls. Seriously. I swear to god it's a requirement of their employment to have obnoxiously huge knockers, hips and asses. They never disappoint.
Joanna Newsom handles my vegetables roughly.
You wish she did!
^your mother
Seriously, everyone at that fruit shop is violent with my fruit and vegetables when they weigh them or whatever.
:(
The English chick at Bar Open
Agreed. The English chick at bar open is pretty great. I think she may like girls though.
that to is my reckoning
^THIS
I keep checking, but I have not seen the Not-Joanna Newsom girl since- so much for positive discrimination. :-(
Fucking, Cafe Lua is my brunch regular now. Chix be babin'.