1 Phillipino * Phillies act and dress as if their voice has more in common with Philadelphia rather than the scummiest little whorehouse in Asia*
2 Scottish Imagine a beautiful girl undressing before you. She reveals a hot body (barely) contained in the most gossamer-light intimate apparel. Now imagine a thick Scot accent issuing forth from her mouth. No, I can't either.
3 German The wurst...
What a stupid thread. Any accent is better than Astraayin
end thread
Nice use of 'Wurst' though.
Supplementary:
4 Queensland particularly Brisbane
WTF? Scottish accents are hott as.
South African accents piss me off... 'diplocmatic immunity!!' Ha.
I love any Celtic accents, Scottish and Irish girls are only hotter because of their accents.
Bosh and boulderdash!
The worst is worst by a mile...
Afrikaans
agree HEB.
'I love any Celtic accents, Scottish and Irish girls are only hotter because of their accents.'
you know something? I get where you're coming from and you're so right.
Amendment to previous list:
1 Queensland particularly Brisbane
2 Phillipino Phillies act and dress as if their voice has more in common with Philadelphia rather than the scummiest little whorehouse in Asia
3 Scottish Imagine a beautiful girl undressing before you. She reveals a hot body (barely) contained in the most gossamer-light intimate apparel. Now imagine a thick Scot accent issuing forth from her mouth. No, I can't either.
4 German The wurst...
What came first, the black kid or the black and white kid?
The blak and white kid.
See, what happened was, they drew up this little gif and they thought "Hey wouldn't it be great if we had a real live version of this!?" so they scoured the nation, auditioned 100,000 kids to find the one that resembled the original gif the most, ordered a specifically designed t-shirt also to maintain the correct look and then trianed the kid for about 2 years to re-enact the exact motion of the sketch.
*black
*trained
Too early.
I'm still cool, though.
It's too early in the morning to try and put one over me pauly.
Yeah.... I know.
But I appreciate your efforts.
It's ok, you don't have to lie.
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WWF (World Wrestling Federation) those accents are so bad they are rad, all rexd faced and froth and spit flying from their mouths. you know, before the match when they have the pre fight interviews. I don't watch wrestling but i remember. like the voice over guy on EA Sports xbox games when it loads up. "E! A !Sports!, It's in the name!!!!!"
questionmark said 1 hour ago in defence of mike myers his parents are both from liverpool, a scottish town where people speak in london accents.
Liverpool is in Scotland???! HA! You're more likely to find welsh people in Liverpool!
thanks for the clarification, brokenbrastraps.
one more for the hat trick
Ah sorry questionmark. Just saw that other Liverpool comment!
What about Sean Connery in Hunt For Red October? I would've thought that won hands down.
connery never uses anything but his own scots accent. that he could even deliver the line 'hello thurrr, i'm a russsshan submarrrrrine captain', is just further proof he the greatest actor in history.
arek! I love hearing a Scot say "doodle"... next time you meet one, ask them to say it... "doodle"
sean's on the telly in the untouchables.
'hello thurrr, i'm newwwww yorrrrrk police officerrrrrrr'
same accent, greatest actor in the world.
i was once told i sounded like an english person in an american film
not sure what that means. mostly i'm very well spoken, but once i'm inebriated it turns into ringwood bogan
was sitting with the english relatives of a friend of mine at the annadale on thursday - they asked what part of england i was from.
'er, i'm not'
'oh sorry, what part of new zealand are you from?'
mortified, i was. twice.
My wife has an AMerican accent but always gets asked if she's from Canada
Robert Downey Jnr in Natural Born Killers
I knew a scottish girl living in Manchester, i always wondered why she had a manc accent seeing though she had only been there for 2 years. Anyway, we had dinner with her once and by the end of dessert, she had an aussie accent. Weird.
Squircle
She was a parrot in a human body
Obviously
Leonardo DiCaprio in some film that I saw a trailer for today (Blood Diamond or something?) - I think he might be trying got a South African accent, but whatever it is, it's fucking abysmal.
Squircle, i learned in communication studies that most people adopt another person's accent to make them feel more welcome.
she was obviously a very hospitable person...
On the other hand, did she look like this?
Hahaha. When i asked for a coffee, she kept repeating "David wants a coffee, David wants a coffee"
I had to leave after a few hours because she wouldnt get off my shoulder.