Fare the well scissors, we hardly knew ye.

* thee

Quite possibly the most complex pair of scissors of them all.

i'm cut

(Therefore all your PMs will not reach 'this' scissors from tomorrow onward, but you can have fun trying to guess the next avatar if you want. Be kind to the new scissors.)

Hang on....somebody else is going to be scissors from now on? That's gonna be confusing....

this is just like when they switched darrens in bewitched.

So, just send all mail via your postal address then?

I don't think you'll be too hard to spot, you have an unique approach to posting.

I don't think anyone else could do the same job, personally.

Hmm.

So much intrigue...

You're dropping the ball, scissors. This should've been your first post.

'due to illness, the part of scissors will now be played by an understudy...'

Hopefully not a balwin brother.

way to break our hearts, ming.

i'm cut you're going

i shall miss his/her bluntness.

But I like this Scissors! What if the new Scissors doesn't cut the mustard? Who will send me pleasant PMs listing the number of places they've spotted me out and about without ever coming up to introduce themselves? AND WILL THEY PEN DELIGHTFUL TRIVIA-THEMED SONGS?

he's just sooking cos no one paid him enough attention last night

scissors will be back. I'm certain.

the big question remains: who will care? :)

Aww, this is like in the second series of Monkey Magic where they got a new Pigsy who was nowhere near as witty as the former Pigsy.

man........what an attention seeker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!look at me

You know what I reckon? 'stapler' will end up being scissors! The trolling was good enough to suggest that.

i still have my suspicions about the links between those two.

it's all a little bit too convenient, if you ask me.

question: would i be that obvious?

and to you, cheezel... i thought we sorted this via pm last night. if i were attention seeking, don't you think i'd be, like, not changing my identity to avoid your attention? think about it foo'.

Would you? ;)

double bluff?

like it's going to be hard

every new person, we're just going to yell #SCISSORS until we're right

unless we just don't care. which i don't

or you'll start a thread about yr band, and you'll be busted

or, like how i found yr real identity, one of our mutual friends will tell me

yawn

Wouldn't have wasted that much time / been so obvious as to have that "I'm new here" thread.

so wait on, are we talking to the old scissors, or has the replacement taken over the role?

oh who gives a flying scissors?

DUCK!

FLYING SCISSORS!

**i hate loooooooong good-byes:(

Quit yer whining and just don't load the thread if it bugs you that much. Geezus. I'm handing over early so someone else can deal with your complaining. Bye.

poor scissors :(

So there's a new scissors today? ;)