That's just confusing. I think I need more wine then maybe I will understand it.

where do you find these, scissors?

i haven't been drunk for ages

I have somehow been drinking for 30 or so of the last 32-ish hours, if I'm counting correctly. My body is overheating and shaking juts a tad now, but I am fit and young enough, and will persevere.

sober! sober! sober! sober!

Nothing against sobriety, but what's the relevance of your post?

Look, on second thoughts, who the fuck am I to judge.

right

relevance of post?
whoa.
there's an idea i've never thought about

trucks! trucks! trucks!

Littlerach, how come you have not been drunk for ages?

I wish I was in Melbourne right now.. sob

i fried my brain on new years eve and day. i've only been out once since then and it was with a pregnant lady and i didn't think it was polite to sink heaps of pots while she remained sober. then i got sick this weekend

so basically i've had 4 or 5 beers in 11 days. most unlike me, no?

if you drink for 4 days straight, drink vodka tonic on the fourth day. it tastes like aspirin and you'll be drunk enough for the placebo effect to be 1000% more usefull than it should be.

11 days is ages? Golly.

What kind of ill, LR?

'i've got two bottles of verve in the fridge, we may as well just drink them'.

ok, yes, last night that was an offer too good to refuse. but now, i can't feel my lips.

Didn't Monty Clift wear makeup to cover up what a fucken alko car crash he made of his face? I did see a bio once, but maybe 10 years ago.

um, too personal to share, albert.... you don't really want to know

drinking however would dull the pain, but codeine works just as well

P M S

i think i was pretty awesome too...

gotta share this, may as well be here. was at the old bar last night. sat down next to a mate at the bar. girl next to me leans over and says 'someones sitting there', quite jovial i responded with something about the movie ghost. she then started calling me a dickhead for not getting up. i really didn't care about the seat, was happy to leave it, but when she went down that road the fuck you in me stood on end. i turned to her and said 'i'm finished talking with you, please don't talk to me anymore. she then sat there with her male counterpart talking to each other about me making sure to be loud enough for me to hear. the fellow knew me from somewhere, he described an unshaven me quite well. that kind of tripped me out a bit and pissed me off. after a few short minutes i cracked it, stood up gave him the chair told them both they were dumb cunts needing a life and moved to watch the band.

i don't understand people. especially white people. i suppose a lot of that is me. some of you may read that and just go meh, so what. i wish i could've, i suppose i'm trying to. but i'm not in the habit of lying and not a very good actor so i tend to say it like it is.

how funny is the old bar on a friday! hahahaha

I was there last night. I saw one band and left. I was in a lot of pain but was stone cold sober so I wasn't particularly feeling social or cheerful. How were the rest of the bands Brian? Besides having to deal with the chair nazi?

didn't catch much of the first act. second act sounded really nice but were a bit boring to watch. that's just me though, not a big fan of watching shoegaze, but would listen to them again happily. matt was great. first time i'd seen him do a set with just the keyboard. last time i saw him was solo with a guitar and he blew me away, owned the whole room. last night though it seemed his energy was happy to share the stage and I think it came across more as a band than matt and backing band. i love anything adam simmons does though so am very biased. haven't heard it myself but i reckon his new vinyl would be a killer. apparently bits are on soundcloud somewhere, but i reckon the record would be much better.

she then started calling me a dickhead for not getting up

She sounds nice. Not even a ''no, I'm serious, that chair's taken''? She launched straight into fight mode.

was there a drink sitting in front of the chair? are the chairs movable or fixed in place? do they have footrests? these are all important questions to ascertain transient ownership of the stool.

next, was there a vast difference in hotness? situations like this commonly arise when there is a sexy discrepancy, such as a big old uggo being offended by your sexiness that they vocally reject you as a defensive strategy in the face of your aloof awesomeness.

Some people are just dicks. Booze and a packed room increase dickability

yeah, but declaring ''some people are just dicks'' removes any chance of speculative analysis. and what would be the fate of conversation if we can't speculate on the weirdness of strangers?

dickability

hehe

Well to be honest I'm just making a generalization. If I was to make an analyses I'd say that if i was that woman I'd be like ''I have a friend sitting there but you can sit there till they get back'' you know, share the love, but still own your territory. She could have also just been on ice I really don't know. Maybe she should have been MORE drunk

I'm not mean nor do I have the dickability factor myself (in all senses of the word!) i would have beeb nicer. TB- Making friends and influencing people! Whoo!

I'm pretty sure I am. I think I want some kind of fast food, but I get the feeling I won't be getting any.

sex was not involved at all.... me being attracted to anything in the old bar... priceless.

she had a canadian accent. in the scene... this makes you more of a wanker.

i went to a grind gig tonight and everyone was awesome. ten went to horse bazaar and suddenly had to care what brand my jock strap was!

fuck you melbourne. pack of weak carnts.

then not ten

I really wish I could sleep like a rock after drinking like normal people do.

i went to a grind gig tonight and everyone was awesome. ten went to horse bazaar and suddenly had to care what brand my jock strap was!

Sounds like I dodged a bullet that night by staying at the venue and playing pool, losing one white ball to the beer cellar, having a toothless lesbian security guard get me a new one and then having my beer smashed on the pool table. I also had my first jagerbomb. And interesting night.

i'll try to say more than hi next time eh... you going to disco beans?

bump for the peeps that post round midnight.

Lalalalalalalalala. I'm hungry.

No Chirpsmas drunken reports? Shame on you!

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Well now. I've had a good time tonight (UK). How about you?

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