That's just confusing. I think I need more wine then maybe I will understand it.

where do you find these, scissors?

i haven't been drunk for ages

I have somehow been drinking for 30 or so of the last 32-ish hours, if I'm counting correctly. My body is overheating and shaking juts a tad now, but I am fit and young enough, and will persevere.

sober! sober! sober! sober!

Nothing against sobriety, but what's the relevance of your post?

Look, on second thoughts, who the fuck am I to judge.

right

relevance of post? whoa. there's an idea i've never thought about

trucks! trucks! trucks!

Littlerach, how come you have not been drunk for ages?

I wish I was in Melbourne right now.. sob

i fried my brain on new years eve and day. i've only been out once since then and it was with a pregnant lady and i didn't think it was polite to sink heaps of pots while she remained sober. then i got sick this weekend

so basically i've had 4 or 5 beers in 11 days. most unlike me, no?

if you drink for 4 days straight, drink vodka tonic on the fourth day. it tastes like aspirin and you'll be drunk enough for the placebo effect to be 1000% more usefull than it should be.

11 days is ages? Golly.

What kind of ill, LR?

'i've got two bottles of verve in the fridge, we may as well just drink them'.

ok, yes, last night that was an offer too good to refuse. but now, i can't feel my lips.

Didn't Monty Clift wear makeup to cover up what a fucken alko car crash he made of his face? I did see a bio once, but maybe 10 years ago.

um, too personal to share, albert.... you don't really want to know

drinking however would dull the pain, but codeine works just as well

P M S

I think I'm embarrassing myself in front of people that respect me.

hugs thread you are totally my best friend... ahhhhhhh love it. toasted and mild. Wheeee!

Beer and wine and gin and tequila do not..I repeat...DO NOT, go well together...

SPINS

Hahaha poor actionralph...

BARERGHHH.

i dont think i can s[eal or write

I think I'm still drunk from last night. Ugh.

fail.

Epic fail.

Couldn't I have just held on till tomorrow night?

eerrgghhh...why oh why.

a horrible tram trip this morning, I thought about getting off to have a spew

I'm white as a ghost. Trying not to sway. Sipping at tea. The elevator ride here was peculiar at best.

sniggers

It's not funny.

Yes. Yes it is. I think that beer must constitute at least 90 per cent of your entire body mass. The other 10 per cent is made up of your sideburns.

Yeah, I think it's funny too.
What a humorless hungover cunt you are today Charles. Have a drink, loosen up a bit.

He's still drunk, not hungover. He doesn't get hangovers. Apparently.

It was carved from the beard of Zeus don’t ya know.

Jerks.

I wish this evil would leave my body

cider+gin+wine+whiskey=totaled

happy new years people

i resolve to be a better man =[