yeah it could be worse. that said, my housemate is lovely!

yeah, i'm guilty of that rayGunn..

the worst i cop is loud (high heeled) footsteps outside my bedroom door in the mornings and people eating my food..

meh

i had a really insane roomate for a month (i had to get out of there). She believed it was bad feng shui to keep the toilet seat up because it meant "money down the drain". I kept forgetting and she thought I was doing it on purpose to ruin her life. She'd also pick up individual strands of hair in the bathroom and show them to me, waving them in my face and accusing me of leaving them around on purpose too...

She and my landlady decided that I was sexually abused as a child (not true in anyway) and talked about it all the time. She would often sit me down and try to get me to admit how fucked up i must be underneath it all... I dont think she believed that people don't necessarily have to have problems. I have lots of stories about the landlady too, but thats a whole nother story... a very trying period in my life...

oh, she cleaned constantly, that was her annoying habit. despite having a back injury that she was always complaining about.

"i had a really insane roomate for a month (i had to get out of there). She believed it was bad feng shui to keep the toilet seat up because it meant "money down the drain"."

i read this once in some trash-mag and am now obsessed with it, not that i believe in feng shui but it's better to be safe than sorry, right?

luckily i live on my ownsome so i don't annoy anyone with it

She believed it was bad feng shui to keep the toilet seat up because it meant "money down the drain".

You should totally freak this woman out by actually leaving $5 in the toilet one day. Worth the money, I feel.

shitting in the bath

my housemate leaves his alarm clock on when he stays at his girls and i have to turn it off at 6am. MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING SCREAM

I was talking to someone the other day, and her house mate wipped his ars on her towel. Thats pretty bad.

Still looking for a house mate :)

Ha ha, I was thinking about this today. I must be one of the worst people to live with.

I always get home at all hours, I often bring a group of people with me to piss on. I play music loud, I hog the TV and watch really bad TV shows, I sleep on the couch all weekend, I eat people's food because I always forget to buy some, I never know when bin day is... Geezus. Poor Bob.

You suck, empra.

My problem is my housemates dogs. I've bitched to everyone about 'em. On Tuesday one woke me up at 5am barking at nothing outside, then when I got home that evening both had shat in the lounge room.

I often bring a group of people with me to piss on.

ewwwwwww

yeah Bob can keep you Empra if that is the case.

oooh

shakes fist

careful blake, there's an exploding bladder in the mail for ya.

i know inactivist, i know! i can't even say i'd hate to live with me though, because i'd love someone to can on with all the time. it's not as bad when you're with another person.

Holy shit, empra...you really do suck.

a friend of mine is looking for a place in a few weeks. He asked if it would be appropriate to ask at interviews of share houses if the housemates were 'ecologically minded'. I said it was fine, but they might laugh.

my house mates - leave the lights on "in case i need to get up" - don't seem to know how to operate a flushing toilet - don't seem to know how to change a toilet roll - CUT THEIR HAIR into said unflushed toilet bowl.

And since I have started working 9-5 I am constantly being woken up in the wee hours of the morning as they stumble home.

Constantly cleaning is my housemates biggest problem. We have a couch with a sheet on it and i am too scared to sit on it because if i get up to change the channel, she fixes it up. She wipes the TV screen whilst i am watching it. Live a little for fucks sake.

She also complains about me having the aircon on on 40 degree days - its not that hot she says. She also has 45 minute showers and goes to bed at 8pm every night even though she gets up at 7am.

Apart from that, she is real nice.

"She also has 45 minute showers"

THERE'S A DROUGHT ON, YA KNOW!

we wondered the same thing, sveltey.

i thought it was just good manners to swallow?

What would he think about his girlfriend running off after giving him a blowey? Would she get dressed? Would she have a towel?

ANSWERS SAUCY!

was she giving gobbies fully clothed?

What would he think about his girlfriend running off after giving him a blowey?

I doubt he would have cared at that point in time...

Would she get dressed? Would she have a towel?

it would vary. at best she'd still be fully clothed, but there was one instance of a horrendous black silky negligee. i was, unfortunately, the only one to witness that.

except once a month they would have ''PPP'' night which was pizza, piss and porn. They would hire a big screen tv, and sit around eating pizza, getting pissed and waxing the dolphin.

hahahaha, fucken youth groups.

I had one housemate whose morning ritual was to bound out of his room, run past my bedroom and down the stairs, singing really loudly, no matter what time it was. But, I was unemployed at the time, so maybe it was a hint. And plus he's my best friend, so I didn't really care too much about it.

I had one who didn't have a job, didn't have any friends, never left the house and refused to speak to us in English (she was spanish). She also had an imaginary boyfriend

it turned in to a running joke between the rest of us to greet each other that way whenever we saw each other...

Boom TISH. Or should i say CUM tish.

Borrowing your dvds without letting you know, let alone asking, and still not returning them two weeks later.

Leaving a tower of Jenga of unwashed dishes in the kitchen, requiring others to wash up after them or avoid using the kitchen.

annoying house mate worked today! WOAHHH WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT !!! and its like hell has frozen over. fuck italians are whinges. ohhhhh god is she tied!!!!!! out of breath from all the exclamations!!!!!!!! habitually anorexic she is chowing down a pizza, everyone in the house is towering around her while she babbles and pontificats on about how fatic her day has been as is as if she has been shoveling poo for hours

having fun with their annoying new girlfriend

Partying in the courtyard outside my window with loud R&B blaring out until dawn, and refusing any requests to turn it down or close the door.

That sound fucked anorak, piss in his bed. Not the top, in the bit between the two mattresses.

OMG!!! Mine leaves on Saturday!!! SOOOOOO Excited!!!!

Borrowing your dvds without letting you know, let alone asking, and still not returning them two weeks later.

... yeah this pissed me off NO end with a last housemate, as awesome as she was it got tiring attempting to get them back! Stoners! ... but now I live alone and have no reason to complain.

one of mine left and still bashes down the door late sunday night to come over and wash all there dirty cloths...then hog the kitchen all night making fishy stinky food arghhhhhhhh then hanging around my bedroom acting all sexual gross sleaze. please fuck off.

my flatto will not throw out any food - ever.

just one thing, pissing like a racehorse
I can hear it from downstairs even with doors closed