m+n gays, arise

I have friends who are the same sex as me.

Do you mean who fucks people with the same plumbing?

i just got a rad email, it kinda fits in here so..- you know those emails where the african dude tries to scam money out of you, they now come in gay!

my favourite part is the email heading:

YOUR GAY BROTHER NEEDS YOUR UPRIGHTNESS (!!!)

My Dearest Beloved Gay Brother,

My name is FRANK WILLIAMS and i am from SIERRA LEONE. I am writing you this letter from the Rep of Cote d'Ivoire where i have being taken refuge after the brutal war and murder of my parents by the rebels during the renewed fighting in my home country.

Because of the war my late Father sold his shipping company and took me to a nearby country Cote d'Ivoire to make a deposit in one of the Banks here which is sum of US $ 4.2 million in Abidjan the capital city of Cote d'Ivoire.

Due to the current political situation in cote d'ivoire i am seeking for your assistance as my gay brother/family to transfer this money and also for me relocate to your country to further my education.

For this noble assistance, i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum for your help. And believe that you will not sit/cheat me when the money is transferred into your account.

Please, Kindly contact me for more discussion and details.

Best regards,

FRANK .M. WILLIAMS

i'd turn gay for a trillion bucks

Depends on the night and the person.. I tend not to chose via sexual dimorphism

appropriate that Modi was the first to post in this thread

modi do you know when someone takes yr name in vain on here?

i'd turn gay for $5. baggers can't be choosers.

hi rach :D

Why, rach?

I think it's funny that hipo thinks calling me gay is some kind of insult, though.

just idle curiosity, i'm in a ruminating kind of mood

modi, i'm actually sad i didn't get to see you in melbourne. i was looking forward to a hug and a kiss.

sodomy is wrong

How am I insulting you, Modi ;)

might i just add i hugged johnny marr 2 nights ago.

......

how's/what's johnny doing these days?

Really smd? I have been less omnipresent lately.

Hipo, you aren't insulting me, that was my point

johhnys playing in modest mouse.

he looks about 25

wow.

Stop confusing me, Modi.

im not gay but my boyfriend is

your only gay if your the one copping it!

haha, and cheezel leaves himself wide open...anyone? anyone?

great pun rach

hahahaha

curtsies, bows

i try

i'm not gay but the last guy i fucked was.

I was gay last week, but this week I'm straight. are we gonna fuck already or what?

man, you middle aged bogans sure can get boring sometimes.

go to bed then son.

*Dude, it's not big deal if you like to fuck guys. I'm cool, I got friends who like to fuck guys...in jail. *

Don't be a...

Hey dudes, my name is Trillion Bucks, sup Seamonkey!

For these and more of the same old jokes wheeled out for one more round, check out this other thread asking much the same question.

Is Little Rach gay?

Is that Little Rach??? She don't seem so little to me.....

I'm gay, in the old fashioned sense of the word.

kreten, you probably should have chosen a username that wasn't norwegian then i wouldn't guess you are either vikinggod or mabo giving me the shits as usual

equine homosexuality.

sapien homosexuality?

Hi there

I am not sexually friendly as in climbing into bed with the same sex, but I think flirting with friends or people of the same sex is natural.

cameo

gay-straight alliance

No!

Hey dudes, my name is Trillion Bucks, sup Seamonkey!

ahahaah!