Beans beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot!

Did you know that Homey?

I've been eating a lot of beans and now I feel kinda stupid about calling the cops and complaining that the neighbour's music is too loud. If I had of known that little song I would have known that all that tooting was coming from me and not the neighbours.

I'm here to help.

today I ate too much white bread and am constipated now. do you have any cost effective methods to cure said condition paulyg?

Put some olive oil on your sardines. That's what we do for the cat and it seems to work.

does it have to be sardines? can I just put some olive oil on the remaining slices of white bread? I really wanna finish the loaf.

Hmmm... yeah, I don't see why not.

does it require much olive oil? I mean, I'll have to increase the dose because I'm larger than a cat, but how much should I put on the bread?

Oh, don't worry. I wouldn't reckon you'd need more than a litre. 2 tops.

I don't have too much olive oil so I reckon I'll be ok.

by the way, the gmail account is: messandnoise@gmail.com monoisdead

liquid parrafin (one tablespoon at least an hour before bed - because you have to be mostly vertically oriented for it to work - gravity)

water (to flush out the toxins - because that white bread is FULL of toxins)

metamucil (to cleanse your bowels - charming, non?)

time for a bit of spring cleaning soon

You are currently using 2318 MB (80%) of your 2888 MB.

we could just open up a second account

I'm deleting all the sent items now That should remove almost half of it.

Back to 12%
Wow.

jesus christ, why the fuck did you do that

that's all the active links gone

you could have just deleted all the older stuff

may as well just delete everything now, fuck

Active links?
I deleted all the sent items.
Shouldn't have affected the inbox.
Sorry if I did something stupid.

worksafe is going to fuck your body with bandwidth pipes, Moosick.

sorted now - thanks all.

pm please?

hold on, who aren't we supposed to give it to?

don't judge me.

did you delete everything before?

god no. i haven't even logged in for about 3 months.

well?

thenewmeatloaf left something for me in here. However, it's from this megaupload site and I don't know how to open it...I am using a Mac.

Do I click save link as? If so, whats the next step in being able to open it?

save the file, then you might need this:

http://www.unrarx.com/

I've already got that. So do I then open the file with it?

Could someone PM me the username and password please?

postergirl

and me pretty please?

Why is the password so private now?

can i get the pw?

because someone amusingly deleted the entire contents of the gmail account and the chats got all angry like.

it wasn't me, by the way.

All done now, thank you people!

Who deleted it all? Hahhaahahaha, awesome.

hold on, who aren't we supposed to give it to?

good point, something i've wondered for a while. nothing stopping someone going and changing the password on everyone.

once again, i didn't/wouldn't do it. just sayin'.

I'm giving it to anyone that asks!

yes please...

thx

thanks guys!

we're in, farmland!!