dear fe,

how do you pronounce fe - is it like FEEE or is it like FAY or am i really off?

Hmmm. Blake, that's tough one.

I think the best idea is to take your pants off and just let them all go in a private place. Farts are only made worse by bottling them up. If you are at work, a bathroom cublicle is a better place to do this than say, at your desk.

And sharpie - It's Feeeeeeeeee.

NEXT.

Fe, what's a good Kris Kringle present for a guy about my age?

Hmmmm.

Try and get a 'Stocking Fella' gift pack from Lush. It is only about 15 bucks and is good for a man about town. The alternative is a nice beer glass which don't have to be over 10 bucks or so and fill it with peanuts.

Or you could take a polaroid of your boobies and give him that.

dear fe,

what do you consider the supreme species of the family Mustelidae? i'm partial to badgers myself, but you may have another in mind.

love and thanks monty xx

Dear Fe,
What would you like for christmas? Do you celebrate christmas? Am I asking too many inane questions already? Oh dear. What will become of me?

x st

Dear monty - OTTERS. Fe xox

Dear Sharpie - OTTERS. No really, I want a floppy hat and a new book.

I celebrate Christmas, even though my heritage is Jewish, we have been COE type people with a penchant for consumerism for a few generations now.

Fe xox

What should I show people now that I have shown them everything?

People. What should I show them?

Hmmmm. Show them your pokemans again. That never gets old.

Dear Fe, Why does it take people in Perth so long to react to a green traffic light? It is not normal for only three cars to proceed before they go amber again.

Dear Todd,

I don't know! It's so annoying. One of my favourite driving expressions is "GREEN MEANS GO".
I thought this happened elsewhere too though. I noticed it didn't happen in England but they have a flashing amber light to warn them it's going to go green so I thought that was why.

So it's probably got something to do with the massive amount of stoned people in the state.

Fe xox

and old people.... OLD PEOPLE GO HOME!

Stupid old people.

Dear Fe,
Who is in your avatar?

Hey yeah - your avatar is seedy looking...

Dear Sharpie,
It's Susan Korday (sp?) from the film Eugenie De Sade, in which she is naked a lot, kills attractive nude girls, has an afro muff and sleeps with her on-screen father.
Fe xox

Fe,

Super super hot girl was just looking up porn at work.

britney upskirt and laughing.

I think my pants are soiled in man juice.

What should i do?

Hmmmm. That's a hard one Kevin (geddit....nevermind)

I think the only solution is to pour your apple juice on your pants and pretend the stain is just the juice.

Then you should report her for sexual harrassment.

Dear fe,
Can you tell modi to lay of the Froyd jokes? That is my shtick. BTW - I think your aunty is the awesomest thing ever.
-Trammo

Dear Trammy,
It's Freud, sweetness. But yes, I'll be sure to tell Modi.
My Aunty Nola has had four husbands. Should I give her your number?
Fe xox

Dear fe,
I've have had little luck with older women- what's another one? :) Happy NYE dahlink.
-Trammo

Dear fethehelicat

i have recently started wearing a pinkie ring (see photo below).

rather dashing, what?

while this may help me maintain a semblance of individuality, i have no wish to encourage mass conformism with a simple fashion statement.

Peter

ps i do not (as yet) drive a TR6 and my wife does not resemble a horse in appearance)

Dear Poida,
I think rings on a man can look quite nice. Just don't grow the nail on your pinky and you're fine.
Fe xox

Dear fe,
How was your NYE?
-TD xoxox

Dear Trammy,
It was good, but it made me feel old.
Fe xox

Dear Fe,

Since i never get a direct invite, would it be OK to just force a visit on my family in Tassie? Would they turn their orphaned sister away? Surely not.

Homesick Spidey xxx

Dear Spidey,
You should just go over if you miss them. But if they aren't going to be nice they shouldn't get to hang out with you.
Meanies.
Fe xox

Dearfethehellchat, why do you think chats don't get it? Are they just plain dumb? Or are they on the fucking crack? Both?

Best regards,

BADALEX.

Dear Badalex,
If 'it' is you, I think it's best if I don't answer.
Fe xox

Dear fethehellcat- Yeah, I thought it might both. Thanks for clearing that up.

-BADALEX.

Dear Badalex,
Do you watch a lot of science fiction?
Fe xox

Dear fethehellcat- Are you all crazy on the crack? This is the thread where people ask you questions. You want to ask me a question, go to the correct thread.

-BADALEX.

I'll do what I like.

My thread isn't about rules. Man.

Fair enough. Then I'm not following any rules either.

Not even that Wizard one you keep bringing up?

I play by no one's rules, not even my own.

As for the Wizard's First Rule, eh, the reason I like that one is because it's concise, explains something well and is both self-evident and irrefutable.

When I'm dealing with real people, i.e. not chats, I tend to take care to make sure my arguments follow those lines.

Of course, that's when I'm not just having fun and driving people crazy for being fuckwits of course.

Wizard's first Rule huh.

I'm not sniggering. I promise.

Damn right.