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Kyle Sandilands Reality Show

hiponion  said about 5 years ago  or at  2:38PM on Thursday, December 14 2006 in stupidity

Radio jock Kyle Sandilands and his fiance Tamara Jaber have recorded their engagement party as a pilot episode for their own reality TV series.

The desperate publicity-seeking platform has been given the humble working title of King Kyle and will follow the daily happenings of the happy couple, who celebrated their wedding plans with family and VIP friends at a $100,000-plus party at their Woolwich pile on Friday night on Sydney's north shore.
The annoying Australian Idol judge has shopped the TV show to his Channel 10 bosses, who are considering it, despite reportedly knocking back the ego-trip idea 18 months ago.

While Sandilands' manager Ryan Wellington declined to comment to Confidential yesterday, Channel 10 confirmed it was considering the fly-on-the-wall drama.

"Yes, we have a few cameras covering his very crazy life," a Ten spokeswoman said. "Who know's what it will lead to but it's certainly intriguing enough for us to have a look at it."

Considering the fact King Kyle proposed to his beloved while she was on the proverbial throne - screaming expletives at him from the loo - it will certainly have the censors watching.

Engagement party spies say both sides of the family were keen to mug up for the cameras to ensure their own 15-minutes of fame.

"They were all posing and preening and absolutely loved the cameras being there," the soiree source said.

One wonders if the celebrity guest list, which included former Bali jailbird, Michelle Leslie, calendar girl Bessie Bardot and rocker Natalie Bassingthwaighte will be paid for their cameo appearances at the party and in turn the series pilot.

hahahahahahah

oh my god

these people all hang out together


svelteslacks  said about 5 years ago:

oh worksafe.


kuroneko  said about 5 years ago:

new. low.


hillsonghoods  said about 5 years ago:

dafsffs, etc.


hiponion  said about 5 years ago:

there's been a thread? i don't care. i'm horrified


PelicanGodOfJupiter  said about 5 years ago:

That article was doing alright until it referred to Natalie Bassingthwaighte as a "rocker".


hiponion  said about 5 years ago:

did you copy and paste her name


thegirlwhocrieddave  said about 4 years ago:

i am being subject to watching kyle enter the big brother house.

someone kill me.


hiponion  said about 4 years ago:

he's a what now


T J Honeysuckle  said about 4 years ago:

Poke your own eyes with a fork, girlwho. I would.


Goal attack  said about 4 years ago:

ah, 'king kyle'.


vikkette  said about 4 years ago:

Considering the fact King Kyle proposed to his beloved while she was on the proverbial throne - screaming expletives at him from the loo - it will certainly have the censors watching.

that is certainly my idea of romance.


empra  said about 4 years ago:

oh man. what a fucking disaster that was. why would you want to base your whole career around the fact that you're an arsehole? ergh.


ChrisBrimstone  said about 4 years ago:

you can become famous by being an arsehole? hmmm


de.foxus  said about 4 years ago:

it was a freaking car crash.


number none  said about 4 years ago:

he needs to be put down. why do good men like Stan Zemanick die when there are fuckwits like Kyle wandering around


Inactivist  said about 4 years ago:

Ahahahahaha!


Inactivist  said about 4 years ago:

Please, God, share the brain tumours around a bit more!


T J Honeysuckle  said about 4 years ago:


Intruder Kyle leaves Big Brother house
KYLE Sandilands' stay in the Big Brother house has been cut short - but not before he sparked a few fireworks on the Network Ten reality show. The radio shock jock entered the Gold Coast compound as a surprise intruder on Saturday night but his two-day stay was cut short when he suffered a migraine overnight. Sandiland's departure means plans to broadcast his Austereo radio breakfast program from the house have been canned. Before he left, Sandilands clashed with Big Brother.
The altercation peaked with a 15-minute stand off when Sandilands refused to remove his hat, citing religious reasons, in the diary room and Big Brother refused to speak until he did so. Sandilands forced his way out of the room using a microphone stand. Sandilands, who is also an Australian Idol judge, accused Big Brother of lying to him about how he would be treated in the house after he was not given the star treatment that he had expected. He also said Big Brother had hindered his efforts to sabotage the housemates' weekly shopping task, which was one of a number of challenges set for Sandilands during his time in the house. ''Kyle, when you entered the Big Brother house you agreed to abide by its rules,'' Big Brother told Kyle. ''This might work with your little peasants you've got in here but this is a different story dealing with me,'' Kyle said. Sandilands entrance into the house will be aired tonight ahead of the weekly elimination show.


T J Honeysuckle  said about 4 years ago:

I love this picture, it sums up all his pouty stupidity in a passport photo sized snap


ChrisBrimstone  said about 4 years ago:

I want to punch him. Hard


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montyclift  said about 4 years ago:

since axl whitehead went back to the obscurity he so richly deseved, we've got to have some media 'personality' to pick on.

one so utterly noxious and yobbish makes it so much easier.


no. 1 REBA fan  said about 4 years ago:

what a dork.


juicenewton*  said about 4 years ago:

hhhhmmm just watching the idol auditions (the only aspect of the series worth viewing). A pretty little indie girl guitar player, singing beautifully and I'm sure giving Dicko a hard-on, finishes her sing the panel are entranced. All of course, except fuckknuckle on the end who, in fabulous David Brent style, asks if her hair is a wig (because it's two differnt colours). I think he was hoping to raise a smirk, but of course just ended up emphasizing how his cunty-schtik is making his tenure at Ten more and more unviable.


empra  said about 4 years ago:

He pulled out of an interview with Denton on Enough Rope... His excuse was that he had to fly to America to give his girlfriend chicken soup, because she had the flu...

Everyone else is speculating it's because he's a softcock and couldn't handle the questions... (I wonder if the weekly plug they do on JJJ every week would have helped to influence that decision...)


thegirlwhocrieddave  said about 4 years ago:

I wonder if the weekly plug they do on JJJ every week would have helped to influence that decision...)

who are they in this sentence? tell me more about this.


aquatic  said about 4 years ago:

the guy is such a useless sack of shit.

I would’ve loved to see Denton bury him.


T J Honeysuckle  said about 4 years ago:

Yeah, I can't see how he would stand up to any gentle probing from Denton, let alone serious questions. It's all about control for Kyle, the little bully that he is.


empra  said about 4 years ago:

who are they in this sentence? tell me more about this.

Denton is on Myf, Jay & the Dr every Monday morning to tell them what's on the show that night. The Dr just wanted to ask him why he hadn't added him as a friend on MySpace or something...

But yes, what TJ said. I'd give him a maximum of 10 mins before he walked out because he couldn't hack it. The initial 5 mins would be talking himself up, then the next 5 mins would be spent going around in circles trying to justify something unjustifiable with his bullshit 'it's all about me' logic.


thegirlwhocrieddave  said about 4 years ago:

oh right, as he does on the local abc stations too i suppose.

i wish i knew this yesterday, i could have asked denton! who, by the way, is shorter than me. almost.


ocelotl  said about 4 years ago:

Seems the Denton thing is on again, next Monday (3 Sept)...


Goal attack  said about 6 months ago:

bless his little cotton socks


balloonpower  said about 6 months ago:

He's a bit crazy.


Ben  said about 6 months ago:

I hate the fucker


balloonpower  said about 6 months ago:

Well that's another way of putting it.


juicenewton*  said about 6 months ago:

Ben  said about 6 months ago:

sorry, what I meant to say is, He is a cunt.

everybody, sign this


spaceman1  said about 6 months ago:

His argument is so stupid it beggars belief, basically ''it's a free country, so I can say whatever I want''. Sure, say whatever you like, but the law only protects you to a point if you threaten people with violence or slander them.

And for such a tough guy he's extremely thin-skinned if he can't take one unfavourable review, which was entirely accurate. Grow some balls.


thecow  said about 6 months ago:

moooooooooo!!!!!!!


thecow  said about 6 months ago:


LoadMyRig  said about 6 months ago:

fuck cow. really did not need to see that.


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