Dog Whistling?

recite the lyrics to Australian Crawls' The Boys Light Up or Reckless

Who are you, Clem?

Name the top three countries we hate, from least hated to most hated.

Jimmy Barnes was part of what band: ___

What was Don Bradmans batting average? __

How many tinnies did David Boon sink on _that_ trip to england? ___

What was that trip to england? _

What the heck does girt mean, really, cos we don't know: ________

why does the government want to reduce the number of hours prospective citizens have to learn english, while at the saem raising the english level required to become an australian citizen?

Which of the following racial epithets are socially acceptable in australia?
a) pom
b) nip
c) wog
d) abo
e) nigger
f) academic

• Are you Osama Bin Laden or do you know where he is?
• Pronounce the word carlton
• Shane Warne is the worlds greatest ___?

Shane Warne is the worlds greatest mobile phone user? do i get citezenship?

Shane Warne is the worlds greatest _?

root!

aww, crap

deports self

a-e, anon?

What animal is in a meat pie?

> Shane Warne is the worlds greatest mobile phone user? do i get citezenship?

Yep, you're in. anonymous is out.

which of the following is considered unaustralian:

• Chucking a sickie to go to the pub to watch the third test.
• Looking after your mates on the wheat board
• Voting green
• Anything more than a tertiary education
• Not supporting the war in Iraq

Sort these terms in order of importance to the Australian people:
1) Refugees
2) Climate change
3) Political awareness
4) Social conscience
5) Miscellaneous sports that no other countries really play

what is the difference between a doily and shammy? how do you spell them?

Person3, everyone knows pies are just general lips and arseholes, not a specific animal, just like dim sims are made cat, cabbage and sawdust

Q: What is the meaning of the word 'Mateship'?

A: Helping each other out and giving everyone a 'fair go', unless they are a:
a) pom
b) nip
c) wog
d) abo
e) nigger
f) academic
g) unemployed
etc, etc

(sorry about the poached list anon)

Do you considering gambling addiction and alcholism things every real man should aspire to acquire?

Do you profess loyalty to England but take pride in possessing all the class and culutral importance of the lowest gutter-wretch?

I got 18/20... thats embarrasing!

hahaha CONVICT

I got 18/20... thats embarrasing!

So did I. Surprised myself with my L33+ parochialism!

I have to go to a cit ceremony tomorrow night.

This opinion piece was quite funny

My mum used to make that chow mein

i'm becoming a citizen soon! i have to: not get arrested before citizenship and apply for dis-ability pension once citizenship is attained.

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term ''died in the arse''?

2. What is a 'bloody little beauty'?

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

4. Explain the following passages:

''In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.''

1. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

2. Complete the following sentences:
   • ''If the van's rockin' don't bother....'' ?
   • “You're going home in the back of a.....” ?
   • “Fair crack of the....” ?

3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

4. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard ''up on blocks''? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

6. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

7. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

8. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

9. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

10. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

11. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter ''b'' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

12. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

13. Is it possible to ''prang a car'' while doing ''circle work''?

14. Who would you like to crack on to?

15. Who is the most Australian: Kevin ''Bloody'' Wilson, John ''True Blue'' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

16. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

17. What does 'sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para' mean?

feckin' numbering!

The Judaeo-Christian tradition

I was in a one-time performance band called this.

Australian Citizenship Test

Some of the sections in the new Australian Citizenship Test due to
commence on October 1st, 2007, have been leaked.
Read on....

LANGUAGE
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the
origin of, the term ''died in the arse''?

1. What is a mole?

2. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a
   U-ey?

3. Explain the following passage: ''In the arvo last Chrissy the
   relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a
   bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the
   chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and
   Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of
   biffo.''

CUSTOMS
1. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana.
If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey,
Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average
consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

1. Complete the following sentences: a) ''If the van's rockin' don't
   bother ... b) You're going home in the back of a .... c) Fair suck
   of the ...

2. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

3. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

4. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front
   yard ''up on blocks''? Is his name Keith and does he have a wife
   called Cheryl?

FOOD
1. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat,
cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called
either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

1. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

2. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

3. Do you have an Aunty Myrna who is famous for her tuna mornay and
   other dishes involving a can of cream of celery soup?

4. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a
   chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer
   that has been nicked from a bath full of ice?

5. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other
   people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

6. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter ''b'' is
   required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

CULTURE
1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of
thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

1. Is it possible to ''prang a car'' while doing ''circle work''?

2. Who would you like to crack on to?

3. Who is the most Australian: Kevin ''Bloody'' Wilson, John ''True
   Blue'' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

4. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a
   trailer or have a pool?

5. Would you love to have a beer with Duncan?

Citizenship test in 20mins. If you understand how generic vanilla democracy works, you only need to spend an hour or 2 to study.

good luck.

can you keep your copy and scan it?

just remember, its all about Saint Don.

99.94

Is that his batting average?

What happens if you fail?

DEPORT HIM!

not only is it his batting average it's also the po box number for the ABC

i have it tattooed on my heart.

100 % correct! But need to wait 3-6mths for ceremony before I can get a passport. Still need to get a visa to go to US in June! What the fuck.