right you're going on dickhead.

hahhahaha in 1989 when i last had one they were 22c.

Factor in inflation and probably heightened demand and restricted supply i'd imagine they would be near $1.80.

Thjis is of course pure speculation.

back in 1996 i could take a 5er to school and get a good lunch of pizza, coke and chocolate muffin and maybe if i scummed 50c a paddle pop to wash it down with.

too little too late ya numbat..

You remind me of Joey from Full House.

REALLY? THAT'S FASCINATING.

Not really fascinating.

Whats fascinating is that the venom from the cone shell can kill you before you realise you've stepped on one.

how interesting BUMP!

Back to the Chinese sub for you, Holty.

Not really interestingmore fascinating.

Whats interesting is the fact that the hippo is the most dangerous animal alive in terms of most deaths per year.

why do they die?

People paddling in canoes hit them with oars.

:(

poor hippys.

I remember when Chomps first came out. I think it was around 1976 or 77. Cost around 5 cents - or am I dreaming? 10cents.

my mum went to the primary school for lunch with my neice yesterday, they had lasange, strawberry flavoured milk and a chomp.
yum!

i always prefered curly wurlys anyway, they had jokes on them

great thread. thanks for making it what it was, kev.

the chomp motto was ''10c never tasted so good'', so i reckon they came out and 10c and went up from there.

the chomp motto was ''10c never tasted so good'', so i reckon they came out at 10c and went up from there.

hey kevinarnold? remember how you were moaning about your job a few weeks ago and considering a change in career? have you ever thought of becoming a train driver? the man who won temptation last night had a career in finance and gave it all away to fulfill his life long dream of becoming a train driver. do you know who else used to drive trains? ben chifley, australia's 16th prime minister. ben choo choo chifley they used to call him.

doesn't even reply to his own threads. what a cunt.

kevinarnold, are you playing cricket this season? do you wear a helmet when you are batting. i ask because i just read this:

Vivian Richards, one of the most famous and flamboyant West Indian batsmen of them all, reckons it's time for batsmen to throw away their ''suits of armour'' and do what he did throughout his career - bat without helmets. What's more, he wants bouncers restored to their full hostility so as to test the mettle of players of today. ''There are individuals out there who use the body protection as a form of staying power, Richards (or should we say, Sir Viv) told London's Sunday Observer. ''That's the worst way anybody can be thinking, that you should cover yourself in a suit of armour, to make yourself brave, or to enable you to hook) - when you never hooked in your life - just because you've got a helmet on. That's rubbish. Even though they say cricket is a gentleman's game, it's a man's game.''

also, lockingplier is joining a maori street gang.

I used to have a West Indian Lime tree called Clive Lloyd.

hi September,

I have taken a sabbotical from circket to focus on my tan and football pre-season.

I used to wear a helmet and will continue to do so. I, unlike Viv ,are not in possession of a gigantic black penis and a powerfully alluring swagger which means i need to preserve my good looks and nice teeth in order to attract the lahdees.

Once more it appears to be a case of a former great cricketer talking out of his arse. Similar to Dean Jones...Who i once had a coaching session with and incidentally made a 12yr fat kid run laps of the oval in pads in the heat rather the train with the rest of the squad.

did you have braces as a kid, kevinarnold?

i knew a bloke at high school who wore braces and the weekend after he got them off he caught a cricket ball with his mouth and knocked out his teeth.

and incidentally made a 12yr fat kid run laps of the oval in pads in the heat rather the train with the rest of the squad

sure it wasn't BA? the fat kid i mean.

kevinarnold do you have a spare pair of cricket pads i can have. i can't justify shelling out for a pair.

i only have one pair september and they are in a vacuum sealed back awaiting my return to the game.

i would suggest hanging around any oval on a saturday afternoon then sneaking in to the clubrooms under the pretence of having a pee then making out like a bandit.

or drag a young bloke home from a pub on saturday evening. Target the blokes with a sunburnt neck and tanned arms and face. You'll have to wear the white shorts but after giving him a seeing to you can sneak off with his pads in the morning.

hey kevinarnold, what do i do with this dead cat?

I have a spare pair of hockey goalie pads, september!

this is a good example of why KA is M+Ns most eligible bachelor.

that sounds like a lot of bother, kevinarnold. how much do they retail for?

how far up your leg do hockey goalie pads go, poprocks?

jesus, they're not cheap.

ebay is my best bet i think.

Just above the knee, september.

My spares are like this but just plain blue. No writing on them.

white?

also, i went to the toilet before. we've got two toilets at work and the ladies is near the drinks fridge. i heard the door to the room where the toilet and fridge is open and froze. i can't go if anyone walks past so i just sit there and wait until whoever it is goes away while being paranoid that they think i'm getting up to no good in the womens. anyway, turns out the bloke was on his way to the toilet outside because i could hear him in there and i figured...he's old, he won't hear me, i'll race him and beat him out to the hand basin to wash my hands.

anyway, i beat him to the wash basin but i didn't expect him to walk right past me back into the office. i thought he'd wait his turn. then he came back into the room and said, 'shit, i forgot...

...to get a beer.'

filthy prick.

Hey KA.
Is that your white Mercedes 220 parked outside 360 Collins St?
Because it just got wheel clamped.

kevinarnold strikes me more as a muscle car driving kind of guy, block. are you sure you have him pegged?

If a Toyota Corolla can be referred to as a muscle car then september is asolutely correct.

apologise to kevinarnold, block.

Hey Kevin,

What do you think of my new hat?

Smooch xo