Mr.Beautiful said about 3 months ago or at 12:34PM on Wednesday, February 8 2012 in chat
My mate just delivered his second child on the floor of his laundry into a blanket that his eldest son had pissed in just a few hours earlier.
What a brave mother fucker.
I can't think of any shit that I've done that compares slightly with this.
Any cool stories?
I rescued a baby possum once. It stinked of weeeee.
hmmm I feel a theme coming on..
I heard about one guy who slept in the city for over a week, taught himself how to read, huffed some nitrous and did a backflip.
Sounds like a myth, but pretty damn brave.
I was waiting for that post, GB
Did you really need to put the pissed in a blanket bit into that
You've heard of him too, Coz?
Yes. Sets the scene. It was a desperate situation.
I saved a dude from drowning. Pier pressure got the best of him and he jumped off a cliff into water just to impress his mates. No one knew that he actually couldn't swim, AT ALL. When he came up, he was flailing around much to the amusement of his mates. I saw it and dived off the cliff without thinking and told his panicking ass to chill out or I wouldn't help him. Of cause he didn't stop at all and when I grabbed him, he instantly used me as a floatation device by pushing me under water. I just started swimming him to shore, struggling to breath the whole time. When I got him ashore I punched him and told him he was a wanker for risking his life to be cool. He thanked me, his friends all felt like idiots and I asked him if he was a Star Wars fan, he was, so I told him he owed me a life debit and he was my Chewbacca. I'll be call'n ya one day, Danny.
Sure have GB. You forgot to mention that he gave up a life of skateboarding and petty crime to join a shit band.
Pun not intended?
I have killed two snakes and had a street brawl with my girlfirends ex.
I saw a chick get her arm severed when she was passed out drunk on a train line. everyone was freaking out and grabbed her and carried her off to an ambulance outside the station but left her arm behind on the tracks. i grabbed her arm and yelled ''has anyone got some ice?'' but the ambulance took off so I ran across the road and grabbed a bag of ice from the 7-11 and chucked her arm in the ice then sprinted 6kms in under 14 minutes and got to the hospital just before the ambulance pulled up and they reattached the arm.
amazingly, after they reattached the arm she went on to become a surgeon herself.
pfinger18 has attemped to read the richard wilkins book.
Just found his facebook. Dude works at Dick Smith in Hobart.
Also, delivering a baby is easy if your a man. You just have to watch,not spew, catch the baby and cut his chord.
BRave? Forget about it.
I think that both of these stories rely heavily on human instinct (that and not being a pussy). You couldn't just leave your wife and tell her to chill out until the ambulance arrives. If it was happening, it was happening. Nor would you let someone drown.
Both brave stories
you're a man.
That's pretty fucken impressive JH. Did you get a thank you from the girl?
Just took a pretty brave shit.
Fuck, that's a rad story hutspah.
Both those stories are incredible.
I once knew a guy who got an award for saving someone from a house fire, which was damned brave.
I've tried to break-up a couple of fights but in both cases things ended with my getting the shit kicked out of me and the person I rushed to defend later deciding the whole thing was my fault.
When I was five I saved my three year old brother from drowning (I ran and got mum). When I was twelve I saved my other brother from choking on a plastic orange juice lid with something approximating the Heimlich manoeuvre. Neither of these are brave but the cunts owe me one.
I intervened when me and a mate came across some guy beating the shit out of his missus a few years back. The guy got out of his car and ran at me with a tomahawk and told me he'd happily do 8 years in the joint for fucking me up. Anyway I (stupidly) just stood there laughing at him and leaning up against a pole, assuming he wasn't going to try to have a hack at me with his hatchet that he must keep in the driver's side door for road rage purposes. The police eventually rocked up and he sped off through a couple of red lights and they called off the chase.
The next day the cops told me the woman wasn't pressing charges and was back living with the guy, which left me wondering why the fuck I bothered, but anyway. Slightly brave, and/or foolhardy.
I bravely and valiantly offered forth my opinions on an internet chat forum.
JimmyHutspah is that true? I want to believe it's true.
I once fucked a fat chick when I was sober, that was brave
stoned as fuck late at night i smashed my way into my neighbour's burning house, saving two elderly men.
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Hahaha, poor fat chicks.
jimmy hutspah's story is badass
by whom?
by the mods.
wow. they actually do patrol these waters
They're trawling for signs of intelligent life.
don't let your fingers dangle in the water
Stay in your lifeboats, people
we're gonna need a bigger boat?
I was once at an office Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza when a bunch of German terrorists took everyone hostage. I got away but wasn't wearing any shoes and there was glass and shit and I got cut up. Anyway, I kind of save the lives of all of the hostages, except for the boss. Ask the dad from Family Matters if you don't believe me, he was there, eating twinkies.
By night I wear a mask and a cape and fight crime.
Once my mate and I were skiing and we were climbing down some embankment under a chair lift to retrieve a stock and he fell and started sliding down the slope and started yelling and gaining momentum and shit and I hobbled over in my ski boots and jumped on him and he stopped. He thanked me for saving his life, but the trees would have stopped him anyway.
Another time there was some junkie trying to beat his girlfriend up in a laneway and me and a mate and some old bloke went over to stop it and the junkie took a flying kick in the air towards us and fell over and we laughed but he old bloke kept yelling at the junkie bloke til he left. Then the junkie chick wanted money for the tram.
Pretty lame stories really.
I stopped a car-jacking once, and as i was grappling with the jerk, the victim just drove off and left me with it. Jerks.
I once stopped a gang-fight thing in a club in Adelaide, and ended up getting punched in the face at least 5 times. Thanks to Coopers, i didn't really feel it. The dude i helped didn't hang around to help me. Jerks.
I once helped a guy who's phone had been stolen by 2 other guys. We chased after them, one guy got away, the other guy I tackled to the ground (while he was holding a fence picket). We forced him to find the phone that he had thrown away, then got him arrested. Had to go to court as a witness. The little cunt didn't show. Waste of a fucking day. Jerk.
I,I,I. Jerk, Jerk, Jerk.
Brave or Stupid?
There's a theme going on here