Go on, tell us more.

Misleading thread title.

...........and I just found porn on my dad's computer.

I went through this when I was 15. Luckily it was only boob pics and oral with money shots, I shudder to think of how much more this event would have scarred me if it had been the sort of porn which is freely available on the net these days.

As much as I love my old apartment more than my current one, I'm pretty glad I'm not there now - west facing windows and being on the top floor equals unbearable heat that takes days to cool down after the cool change. Whereas my current apartment is a cool and comfortable 29.6 degrees indoors.

It's great weather, Coz. Mild northerlies, not too dry or humid. And there's a wind change coming through soon so you can throw open the windows.

i wish there was a mild change coming. that or my parents weren't so against air conditioning.

Sounds like you Melb kids need to go to the servo and get a slushee / slurpee or two!

I'm black

I could go a raspberry Sunnyboy.

Currently 36.3 in Geelong, according to the Advertiser website. But it's okay: it only FEELS LIKE 34.3. Phew!

I've seen that on the Age site as well. How do they come up with a ''feels like'' figure, I wonder?

Surveys

pocket weather says it feels like 31.3 in melbourne though the actual temp is 37. i think it's got something to do with wind speed and humidity..

lol tiny

Oh, and in other ''stuff no-one gives a shit about'' news, I discovered that you can put a USB flash drive through the washing machine and not lose any data.

tinyman said 1 minute ago:

Surveys

Nice one :)

i just got belated christmas dinner. it was fucking awesome, even though i had to share my goddamn crackling with the randoms that turned up and who my parents subsequently invited to stay for dinner.

can you tell there's nothing to do here?

You could make more crackling :0)

no more pork. and i'm in a town that only has a post office and a pub. no butcher for miiiiiiiiles.

Woolf creek!!

haha, nah, not quite. greener, hillier. but scary as shit in some areas.

I no want work tomolo :'(

JOKING!

Fuck off Buffalo, you fucking idiot.

Who said that?

Oh well your'e just everything I love in a person Lozenge, you keep going you charmer you.

I'm not joking.

I like your jokes GrantleyBuffalo.

This sort of shit usually ends in tears. And a banning.

This moment always feels like back in school when the teacher came back in the room after 10 minutes of mayhem.

straightens shirt

takes crayons out of ears

Always reminds me of the time my grade 5 teacher took us all out on to the oval and made us sit in a circle and hold hands while she cried.

BAN McROB.

Err... McROD.

Stupid man-fingers....

I HATE YOU, FINGERS!!!

Just kidding.

Thinking of starting a new account called Rude McBane

Ban it all down and start again!

Cunt, shit, cock bollocks

This thread got scarry for a while especially ocelotl declaring he wasn't joking.

Australia is the only metricated country with a metric tablespoon of 20 ml, unlike the rest of the world, which has a 15 ml metric tablespoon.

Lingerie Football.

I've seen it on this forum before, but work mate had tickets and was asking around to see if anyone would go.

Some of the people here and their attitudes..... Yup, I really don't give a shit