Lorenzo St Dubois said about 2 years ago or at 8:58PM on Tuesday, December 5 2006.
this year i'm going to beyond the back slapping and happy birthday mate sentiments. this year i am going to go deeper and dig up the dirges from all four chambers of my beating heart and lay them out for you juicyjones.
happy birthday you anal fiend. i love you my jujujitsu bear.
whatever you wish for i wish for you xoxxxxoxoxoxoxox
this is three days late. did people forget or was it meant to be a secret?
how old is that cunt anyway? is he the same age as shebangs?
That's old!
i am going to count the teeth in his mouth with my dick and find out his age.
does anyone have his phone number?
is it today ?
happy birthday jones.
holy shit, i think it really is his birthday.
talk about demise.
WHERES THE JOSE LOVE ?
it was on saturday you dorks. he'll be back shortly..
poor jose.
happy birthday you fucken bitch. xxx
happy birthday jones, rock on, sorry we forgot xxx
hbjj
this thread makes me sad. in the old days there would be 60+ replies on this.
happy birthday buddy.... keep on truckin'
yeah, old days!
HB or whatever JJ for whenever it was. maybe you told me friday, maybe I forgot.
Who?
merry channukah!
hb dicksplash!
happy birthday king of hte jews.
This cunt, uh?
Yeah was Saturday, and since that's Shabbat he wasn't allowed to use a computer. Don't know what happened the other days.
Happy birthone.
dear jose,
i got you a present. its a TOKEN
happy birthday jose. will give you a wet willy on the weekend.
20 replies ... sad day for M+N.
poor lamb.
i tried to reply but mono crashed.
He doesn't post here anymore, but if he was still alive I would tell him, happy 31st birthday, JoseJones. I am smoking a blunt in your honour and pouring some malt liquor on my lounge room carpet. Drink up.
Enjoy your special day.
Love, devilwillride
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JONES!
For some reason, this came up when I google searched ''magazine editor''. Enjoy!
Yaaayyy! Jose's birthday. Have a good one, dude!
happy birthday juicy jones.
as you know, i work on commercial road so i will nip out during my lunch break and buy you something special to satisfy your homo erotic urges. if there's one day a year you should feel free to be the man you are, it's today.
kisses and best wishes xox
happy birthday boyo!
heppi barfdai josejones!
I hear you may be up in our town soon - more karaoke?
happy birthday jj
It's also Britney Spears B-day,
and mine....
all hail the king of mono.
happy birthday old man.
happy birthday mister jones.
Hey Danny, Happy Birthday and stuff. Keep 'em coming, whatever they are that are to be coming. Kisses, Albert 2 Dots.
happy birthday jose, we'll try and get you a snowdome for you new office. x
Yeah, the new offices sound plush.
Just for you, chief, a song that always reminds me of you- Annette Funicello singing ''Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy''
happy birthday jose.
i bought you chinese democracy.
Happy Birthday Jones. Thank you for your dedicated efforts in keeping me entertained/sane over the past 5 years. You are a very good friend.
Please consider this an all purpose birthday message, however if you really, really want me to leave one on your MySpace wall then I will.
Happy Birthday to jew...
wait, did I do that joke last year?
Oh, get fucked.
stay beautiful.
come out of my matt church-esque retirement to say thanks and to set the record straight. i'm 28, and therefore still precocious.
precious, I think you mean.
Happy burpday, Jonesy!
Happy birthday you silver fox.
Manhugs,
Ubes
Aww, that's lovely FT. Sure to bring a tear to his eye.
Woo-hoo. Are you an old man yet?