oooh, she's cute...not very cow-like but I can dig it :)

mooo!

does she like burzum? moo

she appears not to be interested.

moooo?

she's flipping the bird at you, foo'.

mooooooooooo

moooo! moooo!

i'm feeling squirts of milk jetting onto my face.

[ scampers away from moo-core ]

quack.

....mooo?

OK I'll stop moo-yelling....

moooooooooo... (goodnight and good luck with the crush)

mooooo!

}:8

mooooooo!!

can you hear her whisper ?

}:8

is that an emoticon ? i dont know what you are trying to emote.

did she tame your bovine ways.

It's a cow!

moooooo!!

She's doing Breakfasters fill with Ryan Egan over the Summer break, starting Monday.

Errr, on RRR of course.

SO CUTE!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

Aw!

I can't find a single photo of the swinging cow brush in action where the cow doesn't appear to be absolutely loving it.

youtube footage too!

on another note, who is the cowwhisperer and what is her role in Bam! (see last comment 8 months ago)? have i uncovered a mysterious clue?

sold by an unfortunately named website called teat scrubbers . i'm wondering what it would do to ticks on cows

I think I know a few teat scrubbers.

moooooo!!!!!

that cow brush is OK in tick-land as ticks would be under the skin surface.

Bull with world’s largest horns is the bodyguard of a crippled horse who's bullied by fellow horses. more here

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I'm shocked and outraged this shitty dad joke hasn't been made yet.

I'm shocked and outraged that I have a dyslexic understanding of markup.

hahaha

You know, I haven't been on here that long, and I think I fitted in pretty easily.
But you people are sometimes very, very strange.

i can explain - you put the cows in the crush in order to handle them.

i was going to joke about testing their temperature or doing pregnancy tests, but they usually have a door that closes on the behind so you have to go in sideways at the rear of the beast. there's so many jokes that could be made but cattle crushes are serious business and transientrandom is undoubtedly better at humour than i.

No I'm not, but I have been shoulder deep in my fair share of cows!

You do realise, Miss, that your explanation makes you no less strange?

How mysterious this thread became when whatevz.net disappeared forever.