joel morrison again! it's mentionitis!

what about hangovers? you've forgotten hangovers

what a stupid thread...

hahaha. only joking.

um, well, my bottom 10 things in the world are:

1. Jeff Kennett... yeah i know, the hate still lingers.

2. John Howard.

3. I don't really think anything else deserves to be on the list.

People who don't stand up for themselves
People who don't stand up for the people the care about
People who don't stand up for what they believe is right or at least better

the other seven consist of arrogant, selfish, lying, unresonable, treacherous, head-fuckd people who make others feel guilty for things they shouldn't.

Oh, I'll have to remove one so that I can include post-sex sperm leakage shudder

hahaha! one benefit of rootong with condoms

and i opened this thread to say hangovers.

fuck!!!!!!! you guys!!!!!!

1. Sharks

2. Julia Roberts films

3. World hunger

4. Hangovers

5. Your girlfriend cheating on you.

6. Mosquitoes

7. Getting old

8. STDs

10.going bald

1. blood
2. vomit
3. diarrhoa
4. pus
5. hangovers

repeat

What's wrong with poo? It's better than NOT pooing!

1. Religious fanaticism
2. Baby poo
3. Victim mentality
4. Swimming as a spectator sport
5. Hereditary privilege
6. Celebrity apiration
7. Torture
8. Acceptance of txt speek n LOLs as valid forms of communication
9. Conflicts of interest
10. Sandi Thom

• smell of cat food
• drought
• religion
• being stuck in a traffic jam
• tempretures over 26 degrees
• being hungover
• long drives hungover on a hot day
• biting your tongue when eating
• burning your tongue on something hot when eating
• running out of toilet paper

1. The way Alexander Downer uses the word "EERRRGGRHHH" as punctuation.

1. Nah, can't think of anything else.

THAT WAS A TWO, YOU FUCKER.

1. Mark-up, or whatever it's called.

THAT WAS A THREE, YOU CUNT!

*men who piss in public

• glasshutch's use of language tsk tsk tsk

• dogshit right outside my front gate...it's not fucken hard to pick it up and bin it you cunts and what the fuck do you feed yr poor pent up retarded animal anyway

oooh i'm going to crack it

1. Having to sit in the naughty corner.

Oh, people that don't bin their dog shit in public, STABBY, STABBY THEY MAKE ME!

glassie, what does he feed the poor poor darling? it has wood in it

i just threw up, i'm a bit upset now

People holding hands

I dunno what they fed it, rach. Antiques?

inverted priorities of (some/most) global economics and laws

deliberate and lazy acceptance of same

inability to equate personal greed with broader inequity

cds are too expensive still and we know they only cost about $1.50 to produce

mp3 format is sonically inferior to cd

abandoned and stolen pets

fur

(what number am i up to?... 7)

premature and vulgar planned obsolescence of non-recyclable consumer items

body fascism

cartoons and music video show hosts

the hosts of cartoon shows... not the cartoons

cartoons and music video show hosts

you dissing sophie lee?

hmmm

and james valentine!?!?

not so much sophie lee as the fact that they had to spray her with lycra to present cartoons

and no, james valentine is lovely

war.

hate.

rare cds skipping in my hifi.

by the way, i always thought the hosts of cartoon shows have got a really tough gig, having to come up with shit to talk about to keep kids entertained in between cartoons.

• the slogan for the company I work for: "make the most of what you've got". Now how does that inspire anyone with confidence?!?!

shit to talk about to keep kids entertained in between cartoons.

is exactly why i fucken hate the studios that do this. what could be better than cartoon after cartoon after cartoon?

stuff that fucken barrel draw. who needs a crappy promotional pencil case?

... /fumes/

wow, really bad formatting there

...fucken formatting

.../fumes/

hahaha

i did it again

wait...

/tries again/

fails

gives up

-baboons arses

starving

bouncers

surf clothes

knowing you cant make rent

accidentally erasing txt messages b4 you send them

being born butt ugly

jocks who think they are Xavier Rudd/john butler etc at various shit pubs around melbourne

that feeling you get when you wake up after a big night and know you fucked up big time but can't remember what you did , then you remember while in the deli section of coles you thought you were neville "fucking" Bartoss in a king street strip joint and insulted a Mafia boss's daughter and now they're looking for you.

pine

Hrmmm. Ten worst? No idea.

I'll just say one.

The current ethnic cleansing occuring RIGHT NOW in Darfur.

"The current ethnic cleansing occuring RIGHT NOW in Darfur"

well it wouldn't be the current ethnic cleansing that had already happened would it.

But yeah, it is terrible.

in regards to the cartoon/video host thing...why does channel seven feel the need for russell gilbert to host/present the 'are you being served?/george & mildred/frank spencer' stuff on saturday nights???

aids
war
propaganda
poverty
pollution
corruption
over-consumption
mismanagement
ignorance
cultural revisionism

The Murray river being fucked
Xavier Rudd/Jack Johnson/John Butler/Ben Harper et al.
People with massive loans they can't pay back for shit they don't need.
Lack of surf when I want to go surfing
99% of Australia's taste in music
And all the obvious stuff like poverty, environmental fuckage, africa and shit

This forum and line breaks

1. Little sores on the foreskin from masturbating too much
2. Passive agressive social behaviour
3. Cleaning my bedroom
4. Boredom and insecurity
5. Sexual predators
6. People who don't deserve what they get
7. Unrequited love
8. Jealousy
9. Germans
10. Having no sense of humour

idiots in cars.

snakes and nazis

poor KickOutTheHams :-(

Madcans, Illinois Nazis.

being woken up by a splitting headache.

• waking up with a splitting headache + feeling like you have a cold.

waking up with a splitting headache + feeling like you have a cold.

ha! that's what I do for kicks! you're a pussy

i'm not a pussy, i'm just not stupid like you.

poor KickOutTheHams :-(

• feelgood group emails in poetry format
• Keanu Reeves in period drama &/or Shakespeare
• waiting at the counter in Ikea when the person in front of you is paying by cheque (seriously try this & see how bad it is!)
• Joss Stone
• MX newspaper & the shitty attitude you get if you don't take one

CHAIN EMAILS!!! ARGH!!!

• mc mansions
• people who think being ignorant to political issues is enderaing
• aniseed jubes
• channel 9
• P platers with a death wish
• drought
• over consumption on a global scale
• tv game shows with shit prizes
• losing work due to computer breakdown/malfunction
• forgetting your tix when going to a gig.