I've been married for over 14 years....it was only recently that I figured out my wife was a bit keen on me. So..yeah... tripto: shit at it.

rach: shit at it. always the last to know and always surprised

I think being in a relationship has sharpened mine. I've never been cracked onto more than since I was totally out of the game.

I can never tell. No fucking clue whatsoever. Map please.

i am absolutely hopeless, i usually only catch on about 3 years after its too late

I assume everyone wants to fuck me.

I think about 1% of the population actually know, 30% don't care & just hammer away at the odds, 69% go 'ummm, nahhh, won't try just in case they don't like me'.

I can be good or really shit, depending on level of partytude.

hopeless but it doesn't make any practical difference

and by good I mean fucking amazing and by really shit I mean, like, whatever.

slacks: super shit at it. hence the reason why all the guys i meet end up being friends forever.

Don't you get the hint when they don't want to go home? And make excuses to go back to yours?

i'm shit at it too. i sometimes realise afterwards, after the conversations get that little bit less often, and not quite as...interested.

freaks: no. not even when they get my phone number after i tell them their band is really shit do i think they like me and will call

cos then they don't

Ok fuckers, a pact is made right here. Summer is now, so get out there and fuck first, think later. Get your gennies out, it's time to PUMP!

I only seem to notice if i don't fancy the person. That has come in handy a couple of times.

after the conversations get that little bit less often, and not quite as...interested.

hahah, ahhh, ohh... mmmm... yep....

Even when someone is being totally obvious I don't get it. Sometimes you don't get a second chance either. I want to make a public service announcement - I think men should flop their willies out as a come on. It's nice and clear.

My teen years would have been way different if I wasn't so crap at this. I recall once going "huh?" in response to a girl throwing herself on the couch, dragging me with her whilst saying "take me!".

ha, or just be straight up fe. girls don't bite and are generally flattered i reckon.

hmmm I'll try to think of some easier signals. I don't get laid very often these days though. Too many people I don't want to have sex with.

What if you kiss them and they have a stiffy? That's a sign.

i like that cat

Agreed svelteslacks!

My pic shows my one and only signal. Although after a few schooners my signal is sometimes misdirected...

My cat would probably want to go him

svelteslacks said 1 minute ago oh, can we please get back to talking about sexy signals.

Excellent idea. Be even more rad if instead of the usual fuckwits blaming me for everything, they looked at who actually caused the change...

"My cat would probably want to go him"

I'll have to see a picture first.

poor oscar. you'll be ok mate.

the other cat kev. The other cat, not you ...

That cat looks very satisfied with himself. Is he your cat? He's lovely :)

You're so horribly deluded. I don't know why I bother. Why everyone bothers. But note, BADAL, everyone does bother. Remember that. Everyone who has had any contact with you IRL and here thinks you're a clown. Maybe if you chilled out a bit and stopped putting up this lame front, you might get a friend or two. I'm trying to help you, Alex!

What?

I'm not good enough?

Fat kids have feelings too.

please stop trying to fix him inactivist.

that shit is well broke.

Okay, Loads. I live to give!

Have ever had a finger in the butt badal?

It feels nice.

And yes sveltes they are fists of furry winks

rubs crotch

Kevin, was that a signal? Was it?

Anyway, more to the point -

You know what would be bonza - if you could dickhead people and they couldn't reply to your threads. THAT WOULD BE ACE.

did you get some sexy signals, eh, fe?

Inactivist You're so horribly deluded. I don't know why I bother. Why everyone bothers. But note, BADAL, everyone does bother. Remember that. Everyone who has had any contact with you IRL and here thinks you're a clown. Maybe if you chilled out a bit and stopped putting up this lame front, you might get a friend or two. I'm trying to help you, Alex!
Boo frickety fucking hoo you goddamn lunatic. I could explain just how completely insane you're being, but it would be a waste of my time.

Try wrapping your brain around this.

There is no front. There's my sense of humour, which you don't get, but that's about it. You've developed a persona in your head, that doesn't even vaguely reflect what I'm about, or what I'm like. Now, if you invent a little fantasy in your own head, and you base your views, thoughts, and actions on that little fantasy, guess what that makes you?

Deluded as all fucking get out crazy features.

I know this is a bit beyond, because clearly, you're not particularly clever.

But just consider. I've made my judgement on most of the people on this forum also.

If people like that think ill of me, then by jove I'm going about things the right way. When and if the day ever comes to pass that people I have the slightest shred of respect for start to think that I'm not making any sense, I'll worry.

Most people won't even try to help you inactivist, because they're at least as fucked up as you are. I'm trying, but Thor knows it's a complete waste of time.

Awwww... I think BadAlex needs a hug!

i'd just like to say that this thread was my idea . 230 posts, yea-ah

*takes bow

*dodges tomatoes

I don't know worksafe. Did I? Did I?

Are you being sexy now?

GAH.

I tend to have trouble working out if it's just my imagination.