Oh Hi Rob here gee it's cold like a freezer on a really cold night TODAY! ha ha ha ha wow I've drank 6 bottles of 600ml water today! that's 3.6Litres!
I'll be peeing like a fountain soon. I've got Tennis tonight Matt and Myself are going to have a little match up you're going down Matt going down to the ground. Ha ha ha ha nah we just play for fun, My sister is pregnant I'm gonna be an Uncle or an Aunty if it's a girl ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was being silly. They have a name for it but it's a secret It'll be great if they called it Rob, Hi Rob I'm uncle Rob ha ha ha ha ha ha ha but if it's a girl probably not a good thing she will be teased by the boys and the girls. Robs a boys name you're a boy boy boy boy boy boy poor girl. I reckon the Socceroos would have won if they didn't lose. I think I ate too much cheese I'm getting dizzy like my aunty lizzy who is pregnant! She's not going to tell me the name of the baby child. I'm eating boiled lollies they'll be popular for my unease or neper I'm going to give her a nice bosket and say here you go I'm uncle Robby! but you can call me Robby. Nah nah I wanna be called uncle because that's what I am I'm excited like a child gets when he or she gets a playstation ha ha ha ha I'd prefer to play games on my pc. 2ply tissues are good on days like this.
Rob

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I love you, Ramblin' Rob!