is a handjob cheating?

one time i was walking down the road and this chick accidently brushed my groin with her hand and a i came and my girlfriend left me so i found the chick who brushed my cock with her hand and killed her.

BAH HA HA HA HA!

If I give myself a handjob is it cheating?

You're only cheating yourself.

If you think about someone other than yourself, yes.

So if one of those horse-stud workers was getting the stallion 'ready' for action- does that mean it's beastiality? or is he just a fluffer?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHA

I love a good handjob, but if you're in a realtionship there are only two people who should be pulling your dick.

girlfriend and her besty?

serious question if you put gravy on your donger and get the dog to lick it up. is that cheating?

seriously

for you or the dog?

girlfriend and her besty?

Partner and yourself, seamonkeydisco.

No, that's not cheating, golden-brown. It's animal abuse.

I know the man who invented the artificial sheep vagina.

is that cheating?

fucking far-fetched yourlover!!!

dudewolf applaudes some of these responses. then wonders why he is referring to himself in the 3rd person....

i know the man who invented the artificial sheep vagina.

i dont care about the cheating part, i just want to know why he did....

hand jobs are just the best.

only most girls just cant seem to get u over the line.

it's not cheating if you only piss

You're hanging out for / with the wrong girls, Wonsly.

ah f*#k.

ive only ever been with 1 girl who could "get over the line". troo

thats a comfort.

you need to go out with a girl who has grown up milking cows.

i know the man who invented the artificial sheep vagina.

That's just laughable. I don't imagine you could 'replicate' the real thing. I mean COME ON!

Hand jobs are most definitely cheating.

the artificial sheep's vagina is for collecting semen.

and for ugly rams who can't pick up.

As I said, but it crashed before... Handjobs can be the best thing ever. But I probably only think this because so few women can do 'em right.

you all like it differently, that's why

I guess that's why. Ah, such are the vagaries of genitalia.

IT IS CHEATING THE LORD OF HIS CHILDREN!!!!!!!

Imagine if instead of getting it on with Mary god had just copped a handie??? THERE WOULD BE NO JESUS!!!!!!

its not animal abuse if your dog licks up the gravy.

I love a dexterous woman.

regardless, it's cheating. Well i think so anyway

only most girls just cant seem to get u over the line.

That's cause we haven't had the practice required to build up the right muscles in our arms like boys have.

you reckon?

hehehe - I don't think I should say anything more on this topic

hahaha!

the hand job and the cheating are completely different things. thats why its 'kinda not'. if you're cheating, you're cheating, might be hand job involved or there might not be.

poor steven

does anybody remember golden-brown

what a freak

mooninite!

emily's a feisty wench

ingenious

I guess it depends on whether you had an open/fairly casual relationship? and whether the boundaries clear within said relationship? Meaning did you care enough about each other for it to matter, or were you both killling time. OR were you both completely unsure. AND I would say that normally it WOULD constitute cheating, but sometimes relationships aren't defined properly in the beggining.