apparently Kim Jong-il has performed some amazing achievements
Even before his birth, the future leader of North Korea was triggering miracles. Official biographers say his birth in a cabin on the slopes of Baekdu Mountain in February 1942 was foretold by a swallow and heralded by a double rainbow. When he was born, a new star appeared in the night sky.
The first time he picked up a golf club, in 1994, Kim reportedly shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. He then decided to retire from the sport for ever.
Kim has the ability to alter the weather simply through the power of thought.
The fledgling leader was a genius as an infant, with official North Korean biographies stating that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks.
As a junior high school pupil in Pyongyang, he corrected and chastised his teachers for their incorrect interpretations of history.
Kim wrote six full operas in two years, ''all of which are better than any in the history of music,'' according to his official biography.
He designed the Tower of the Juche Idea, a 170-metre tower in the east bank of the River Taedong in central Pyongyang that is topped by a glowing red flame.
Kim's official biography also claims that he wrote 1,500 books during his time at Kim Sung Il University, from where he graduated in 1964.
According to the Korea Central News Agency, Kim is an expert on all aspects of the film industry and ''improved the scripts and guided the production'' of the movie ''Diary of a Girl Student.'' His favourite movies are reportedly ''Friday the 13th,'' ''Rambo'' and anything starring Elizabeth Taylor.
Kim reportedly employs a servant to inspect every grain of rice that is served to him. Any with the most minor of flaws is discarded.
oh c'mon. he is not Chuck Norris.
Those icecreams look like Golden Gaytimes...
I wanna see a showdown between him and Chuck
one of his finest cinematic features, the soundtrack is just amazing
Where is the link!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwjzeO8gG8I
Dead.
Beauty queen dead at 28
Former Miss Venezuela Eva Ekvall has lost her battle with breast cancer a year after being diagnosed.
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THIRD
HERE
Devastating.
how long had he been il?
LOL
Too soon.
It's Ashton Kutcher yo
If only one person died for this joke to be possible, it was worth it.
the Kim is dead, long live the Kim
His son, menta lee il, will now take power
Kim Jong-un starts amazing haircut trend
That haircut has been sweeping inner-city stylists for a while now. I call it the WW2 as my grandfather rocked it hard in the 40s and 50s.
Over to you young Kimmy.
Thats the look of father thats terribly unimpressed with what he's brought into this world.
His legacy, a monster movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6OqNGbw8Ek
''The North said it would place Kim's body in the Kumsusan memorial palace in Pyongyang and that his funeral would be on December 28. No entertainment will be allowed during an 11-day mourning period, and the country will accept no ''foreign delegations hoping to express condolences'', it said.''
I was always impressed with the mass gymastics all those people just putting on a show for him. That is one legacy that sticks in my mind
Now what will all those people do with themselves?
Fight each other, the police state win
This was what I was trying to think of.....
whatever the regime tells them to I guess. Kim jong-un would probably like them to do another mas gymnastic demonstration to celebrate his ascension. I'd still like to know why his two older brothers were passed over, they must have really annoyed Kim Jong-il.
Making Michael Jackson's gold coffin look positively pedestrian.
famine fears for N.Korea
north korean labour camps in siberia: http://www.vice.com/en_ca/vice-news/north-korean-labor-camps-part-1 http://www.vice.com/en_ca/vice-news/north-korean-labor-camps-part-2
According to the latest reports he isn't, and won't be embalmed. So he's slowly stinking up the glass coffin.
THEY SHOULD MARINATE HIM!
This is the basic marinade recipe for Korean meats. This marinade makes enough for 1 pound of meat. I usually triple this recipe and keep it stored for use on anything from chicken drumsticks to sliced steak.
Prep Time: 20 minutes
Total Time: 20 minutes
Ingredients:
3 Tbsp chopped garlic (about 2 cloves)
3 Tbsp soy sauce
2 Tbsp sugar
1 Tbsp honey
2 Tbsp fresh squeezed juice from an Asian pear
1 Tbsp Japanese rice wine (mirin)*
1 Tbsp sesame oil
3 green onions, finely chopped (including white part)
1 tsp pepper
Ha! Good thinking Toad. In death he will provide the starving mass's with their first meal since he took power.
I say pickle him and serve him up as KIM-chi.
I feel dirty for watching such a funky video of mass oppression.
Also, this thread title always reminds me of this:
He was Mongolia's best leader
''North Korea has also claimed Kim’s death generated a series of spectacular natural phenomena, creating a mysterious glow atop a revered mountain, cracking a sheet of ice on a lake with a loud roar and inspiring a crane to circle a statue of the nation’s founder before perching in a tree and drooping its head in sorrow.''
http://www.smh.com.au/world/something-fishy-in-pyongyang-20111224-1p95q.html#ixzz1hQURFacC
so ronery, so ronery
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