fuck i hate this hairless insect. crawl back in to the primordial ooze, fool, and take your foodlike failmeals with you.
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seen that Joe Wood on Blumenthal last night. looking a bit wind swept but i'd still do her. she'd definitely be barren, and probably only hot for it every 3 months. he's a fucking blowfly.
Actually kinda love his show 'In Search of Perfection.'
I thought he crossed a line when he made a dinner party eat freakin' ROOSTER'S TESTICLES!
I ain't kidding!
(you wouldn't believe the size of those things either ... like broad beans!)
...and he didn't tell the poor bastards they were eating rooster nuts until they'd nearly finished.
He called the dish Cock & Balls
if you call a dish cock and balls you'd except to know what you're getting
He's awesome.
If you're going to eat chicken, why not eat rooster balls. What's the difference?
that's a really good point. i often wonder why eating a chicken's breast is somehow considered more palatable than eating its intestines.
The rooster balls are self-saucing.
jones, go eat some chicken intestines then chicken breast and get back to me on which tastes better.....this may answer your question.
I thought people got over the ''omg people eat animal testicles'' thing around the time of funny farm.
serious freckles on this maniac. I quite like his show, tbh.
boring, wobbly jelly shaped like a tit, corny ''mulchrooms or something equally hideous, and portions that make the heyday of nouvelle cuisine resemble the Edwardian era. fuck this guy's an idiot.