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tenzenmen  said about 1 year ago  or at  3:47PM on Friday, September 3 2010 in stupidity

Vasectomy is a surgical procedure wherein the vasa deferentia of a man are severed, and then tied/sealed in a manner that prevents sperm from entering the seminal stream (ejaculate). Vasectomy is different from castration, which is actual removal of the testicles.

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cross that one off my list


Goal attack  said about 1 year ago:

i really should get around to that


tenzenmen  said about 1 year ago:

it's odd that castration has to be mentioned as something different. someone i talked to was sure that was going to happen to me!


tenzenmen  said about 1 year ago:

ps - tips for young uns - don't run for the train straight after your operation!


tinyman  said about 1 year ago:

What's so bad about castration?


electricsound  said about 1 year ago:

it's bollocks


tinyman  said about 1 year ago:

If they're not doing anything, why keep them hanging around? Turn them into a coin purse.


Godzilla  said about 1 year ago:


Block  said about 1 year ago:

Hmm.


SGH  said about 1 year ago:

Like the world needs more Brazilians.


happycow  said about 1 year ago:

So tenzenmen you actually got this done? Why? How does it feel?


tenzenmen  said about 1 year ago:

yep. one of my spawn is enough for this world. you remember when you were a kid and got kicked in the nuts when playing football? like that. but all the time. it's not too bad really.


Godzilla  said about 1 year ago:

it's sort of embarrassing lying there with the urologist and couple of nurses cutting and stitching you and carrying the usual at work chat.


tinyman  said about 1 year ago:

Should the patient join in the conversation?


oort  said about 1 year ago:

I thought this was gonna be about a Chinese band.

how much are these anyway?


tenzenmen  said about 1 year ago:

$650 and i got $379.40 back


tenzenmen  said about 1 year ago:

ball skin is some resilient shit! scar has almost gone in less than a week!


dnzr  said about 1 year ago:

I got a tingle in my balls reading this.

And not the good kind either.


poprocks96  said about 1 year ago:

KenKunnington had this done. What a guy.


Goal attack  said about 1 year ago:

he complained a lot about the pain too, which put me off doing the deed.


poprocks96  said about 1 year ago:

Hmmmm. Didn't stop you impregnating some poor woman.


Goal attack  said about 1 year ago:

twice!


sister  said about 1 year ago:

It's a great thing to do. Easier to reverse than tubal ligation and easier to do.


tenzenmen  said about 1 year ago:

pain isn't that bad. it's more like an ache. no panadol needed even.


Big Bad Bo  said about 1 year ago:

yep just the frozen peas to keep the swelling down. I was right after a few days.


Godzilla  said about 1 year ago:

The worst part is fronting up with a fresh sample in a jar a few weeks later to confirm that it worked.


tenzenmen  said about 1 year ago:

a few weeks? only 16 goes - i'm hoping to be done in a couple more days! ;-)


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