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juicenewton*  said about 1 year ago  or at  9:06PM on Thursday, September 2 2010 in competitions

'They' think the first person to live to 150, is alive right now.

I bet it's kevin arnold.


Hellzapoppin  said about 1 year ago:

I for one look forward to the new range of porn.


anonymous  said about 1 year ago:

badalex

it was laying off the ham and pushups all along.


oldcunce  said about 1 year ago:

i am currently 150.


Outraged  said about 1 year ago:

Fantastic. Now we to pay for the fucking baby boomers for an extra 60 years.


theklausfactory  said about 1 year ago:

cunce.


juicenewton*  said about 1 year ago:

Nah boombers are fucked.

Putting my money on a Y 'er.

Imagine how many times they'll have to see fluro come back into fashion. Suffa!


Hellzapoppin  said about 1 year ago:

Fantastic. Now we to pay for the fucking baby boomers for an extra 60 years.

Pfff, the pension and medicare will both be eradicated well before we are in retirement.


Outraged  said about 1 year ago:

Yes, for us. We will be funding the old cunce until death though.

Oh, that and they all have 3 houses that this generation are paying stupid amounts of rent for or trying to buy at stupid prices.


Outraged  said about 1 year ago:

Yes, for us. We will be funding the old cunce until death though.


funtimes  said about 1 year ago:

I think retirement will be eradicated by the time we reach retirement hellza


Hellzapoppin  said about 1 year ago:

Yes, for us. We will be funding the old cunce until death though.

Thankfully the current rate of mortality seems to disagree.

Oh, that and they all have 3 houses that this generation are paying stupid amounts of rent for or trying to buy at stupid prices.

Eventually people will just stop paying rent and kick them in their withered crotch I like to believe.

I think retirement will be eradicated by the time we reach retirement hellza

Well yes, this was a purely time appropriate marker on the graph.


philip-box  said about 1 year ago:

Outraged said 1 hour ago:

Yes, for us. We will be funding the old cunce until death though.

Oh, that and they all have 3 houses that this generation are paying stupid amounts of rent for or trying to buy at stupid prices.

yeah- suffer ya fuckers!!!
we're taking those 3 houses to the grave.


noneabove  said about 1 year ago:

I reckon over the next 130 years there should be enough heave-ho to reduce the lifespans of the clueless and uncommitted.
I, on the other hand, look forward to outliving all of you.


juicenewton*  said about 1 year ago:

BTW when is someone going to invent sharehouse style accom for the over 130s? Fuck nursing homes - stuck with a bunch of people you'd never want to hang with. I wanna live with a few select mates and have funtimes like oldtimes. And the resident nurse could sort out the barneys over cleaning duties and personal food shelves in between showering us.


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