Great politically incorrect songs of yesteryear

Why's those examples incorrect? Still sounds alright to me, sung by boy or girl!

He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss)

Regulate - Warren G

Stray Cat Blues – Rolling Stones. About sex with an underage girl.

Why's those examples incorrect? Still sounds alright to me, sung by boy or girl!

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

Thirteen - Big Star

I can't either. It's late. Goodnight!

btw if you haven't got access to both versions of I Just Want To... The Etta James one involves a whole lot of servitude in exchange for the right to bonking and the Howling Wolf version augments the lyrics to be from the perspective of a third man who doesn't expect any servitude. It also has one of the best guitar breaks I've ever heard 2/3 of way through.

Isn't thirteen written from the perspective that they are both thirteen year olds?

Young at heart

Hank Williams - ''Nigger, please''

Isn't thirteen written from the perspective that they are both thirteen year olds?

I've never thought that, but I haven't looked into it.

**My Girl's Pussy**

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.
It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.
But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy.

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.
I bring tidbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.
I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy. 

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport has some pretty controversial lyrics.

Not sure if it can be classified as great though.

You broke my heart so I busted your jaw - Johnny & Sylvia - later used as an album title by spooky tooth.

Neil Young - A Man Needs A Maid

The Pete Murray B Side - No you can't have a career I need you to bear my children and do the housework (2007)

The other Pete Murray B Side - Now I'm famous I'm bored of you, I'm pissing off to Scandanavia - enjoy Byron Bay. (Love the Keychange towards the end).

Neil Young - A Man Needs A Maid

More about NY's insecurities than than a sexist rant I reckon

Don't want no short people - Randy Newman

I guess ZZ Top's ''Francine'' could be viewed as a father talking about his daughter. If not then this song is pretty dodgy:

Got a girl, her name's Francine,
finest thing you ever seen.
And I love her, she's all that I want.
And I need her, she's all that I need.

Well, Francine, oh Francis, why
do you love me and make me cry?
How I love her, she's all that I want.
How I need her, she's all that I need.

If I ever caught her with Stevie P
I'd throw her back in the Penitentiary, now.
And if I caught her with my mother's son
I'll call her daddy and get my gun.

My Fancine just turned thirteen,
she's my angelic teenage queen.
And I love her, she's all that I want.
And I need her, she's all that I need.
And I love her, she's all that I want.
And I need her, she's all that I need.
And I love her, she's all that I want.
And I need her, she's all that I need.

The only reason I would even consider this song might not be about a father's daughter is because of this song also by ZZ Top, ''She's a Heartbreaker'':

She used to drive a beat up pickup
Down around San Antone
Stealin' the heart of every guy in town
Includin' the one I own
But this sweet young thing of seventeen
Would sting you with the lovesick blues
Just a blonde haired, blue eyed picture of sin
Lookin' for someone to use...

...She's a lover 'n fighter, she's a wild bull rider
And I'm wonderin' why she left me such a long time ago
She's a heartbreaker, she's a love taker
She can break a heart and take all the love she needs.''

Despite the questionable lyrics - pre-80s ZZ Top still rules.

Put another log on the fire, cook me up some bacon and some beans...

looch- maybe true, but still undeniably sexist, cf. ''just someone to keep my house clean, fix my meals and go away''

Talk Like Sex

Blind Willie McTell, ''our Southern Can is Mine''

Now looka here mama let me tell you this
If you wants to get crooked I'm gonna give you my fist
You might read from Revelations back to Genesee
But if you get crooked, your southern can belongs to me

Ain't no need you bringin no jive to me
Cause your southern can is mine

Might go uptown have me arrested and have me put in jail
Some hotshot got money come and throw my bail
Soon as I get out, hit the ground
Your southern can worth two dollar, half a pound

Ain't no need of bringing no stuff to me
cause your southern can is mine

You might take it from the south you might carry it up north
but understand you can't rule or either be my boss
Take it from the east, hide it in the west
When I get it mama, your can won't see no rest.

Ain't no need of bringing no stuff to me
cause your southern can is mine (in the morning)
your southern can belongs to me (i'm not dreamin)
your southern can belongs to me.

Ah ashes to ashes mama, and sin to sin,
every time I hit you you'll think I've got a dozen hands.
Give you a punch through that barb-wire fence
Every time I hit you you'll say I've got no sense

Ain't no need of bringing no stuff to me
cause your southern can is mine (every bit of it)
southern can belongs to me

Get me a brick out of my backyard
give you the devil if you get kinda hard
Ain't no need of bringing no jive here honey

cause your southern can is mine (you hear me cryin)
southern can belongs to me

Now if I catch ya mama down in the heart of town
take me a bran-new brick and tear your can on down.

Ain't no need you bringin no stuff to me,
because your southern can belongs to me (I'm talkin to ya)
your southern can belongs to me.

You may be deathbed sick and mama and graveyard bound
I'll make your can moan like a hound

Ain't no need you bringin no stuff to me
because your southern can is mine (you hear me talkin)
southern can belongs to me.

Oh spank it like that.
The way Ruthie Mae likes it.
Cause your southern can is mine.
Sit there unsteady with your eyes all re
d
what I said get your grandma dead.
Ain't no need of bringing no jive to me
cause your southern can is mine

You got to stop your barkin and raising the deuce
I'll grab you mama and turn every way but loose
Ain't no need of bringing no jive here honey
cause your southern can belongs to m (every bit of it)
southern can belongs to me.

Ain't no need of bringing no jive here honey
cause your southern can is mine
(you hear me talkin)
your southern can belongs to me.

Might twiddle like a tadpole let it jump like a frog
Every time I hit it you'll holler God oh God
Ain't no need of bringing no jive here honey
cause your southern can is mine
southern can belongs to me.

Southern can belongs to me.

Hellooooo, 'Rock n Roll Nigger' by Patti Smith. Same with 'Woman is the Nigger of the World' by old mate Yoko (or worse, Ben Lee's version). Both songs attempt to be political but the hamfisted attempts to attach the plight of the artist and woman to the African American struggle by two non-African Americans end up awkward.

''Darktown Strutters' Ball'' - Old jazz song covered by many an artist, including Ted Mulry Gang.

''Under my Thumb'' by the Stones has some misogyny going on too.

''Dreadlock Holiday'' by 10CC

just about every Ted Mulry Gang song.

You broke my heart so I busted your jaw - Johnny & Sylvia - later used as an album title by spooky tooth.

The Brentwoods do a great female sung restyle called 'You Broke My Heart And I Broke Your Jaw'. The whole LP was made with Darin Raffaelli of SUpercharger etc. Not that many of you dicks would care.

There's heaps of great nasty tracks - like most of the pop-as-fuck first GG Allin and the Jabbers LP, Assface ''You open your mouth, and out comes a SHIT!/ Assface honey that's what you got/ Sisyphus baby you can suck my cock/Assface, YEAH, that's what I said/instead of a face you got an ass instead.'' Automatic ''Don't go playing with me emotionally/Or I will make you bleed internally''.
Plus his little demanding number 'Gimme Some Head'

'Women's Liberation' - The Singing Principal is pretty hilarious

Isn't this the premise of most cock rock/hair metal anyway?

I'm pretty fond of John Lennon's paranoid misogynist era:

I got something to say that might cause you pain
If I catch you talking to that boy again
I'm gonna let you down, and leave you flat
Because I told you before
You can't do that

It's the second time I caught you talking to him
Do I have to tell you one more time I think it's a sin
I think I'll let you down
etc.

And also:

Well I'd rather see you dead little girl than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man, that's the end, little girl

Well I'd rather see you dead little girl than to be with another man

He stole that line from Elvis.

The Weasels - Beat Her With A Rake

BUMMER BITCH - FREESTONE

We Gotta Get You A Woman - Todd Rundgren

''They may be stupid but they sure are fun''

not gonna hear this one on nova

Can't believe nobody mentioned this already.

This entire album, I'd reckon.

Also: Yeah Oh Yeah! - The Magnetic Fields

''Under my Thumb'' by the Stones has some misogyny going on too.

The misogyny is what makes that song.

''Cheaper to keep her'' by Johhny ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?

Thanks to Pjeony for this one: Me Japanese Boy, I Love You

Nice Legs, Shame About The Face

He Hit Me & It Felt Like A Kiss

The Weasels - Beat Her With A Rake

good choice!

don't think ''the nips are getting bigger'' got a mention yet.

i'm pretty sure there'd be some politically incorrect stuff lurking amongst the guns 'n' roses discography..

Nips are getting bigger ? Refresh my memory TS.

errr...i always thought it was racist but it's not - it's about drinking nips! my mistake...

Not at all. Nips = a measure of alcohol. It's about alcoholism.

wrong songs:
1. Stalking:

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take

I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay

I'll be watching you

O can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake

I'll be watching you

Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it's you I can't replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep on crying baby, baby please

O can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake

I'll be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

{begin fade out}

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

I'll be watching you

1. Pedo:

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Im on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
Im on fire

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
Edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
Through the middle of my soul

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
And a freight train running through the
Middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire
Im on fire

*DISGUSTING. *

notice how The Boss (implying some kind of sub/dom scenario) delves into the mental state of the pedophile - the obsssessive-compulisive nature - in the last verse.

dark Stuff Alright

on a different tangent you can't go past the meatmen classics ''crippled children suck'' and ''lesbian death dirge'' or pretty much all of the dwarves classic ''blood, guts and pussy'' record.

nips of Jamaica rum excactly, no worries TS, you confused me.

i wuz confused..