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Girl Band Theory

PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago  or at  10:19AM on Friday, August 27 2010 in chat

I have a theory.

Girl bands generally suck. This is not the theory, this is just a fact. I am talking about girl bands that are ALL girls. No male members.

The exception to shite 'all girl' bands DO NOT have bass players. For example:

Afrirampo
Sleater Kinney
Super Wild Horses
The 5,6,7,8s (Yes, there was a bloke in there at one point - so for the sake of the argument I am referring to the number of line ups without the dude).

I'm sure the list goes on.

So the theory goes that 'all girl' bands are only good if they DO NOT have a bass player.

Happy to be proved wrong.

Discuss.


shaun  said about 1 year ago:

great theory


Ubu  said about 1 year ago:

what else have you got? matching socks?


Sunnyboyz  said about 1 year ago:

And girl bass players thrive in predominantly male bands?


anonymous  said about 1 year ago:

is that because all the good girl bass players are being token girl bass players in bands primarily made up of males?

Also, how does your theory work with transgendered people, is it based on the original sex they were born as, or the one they now live as?


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

Sunnyboyz said 15 seconds ago:
And girl bass players thrive in predominantly male bands?

They do, but they are still disposable members.

Ubu said 1 minute ago:
what else have you got? matching socks?

Yes.


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

is that because all the good girl bass players are being token girl bass players in bands primarily made up of males?
Also, how does your theory work with transgendered people, is it based on the original sex they were born as, or the one they now live as?

TBC


yoghurt  said about 1 year ago:

Sunnyboyz said 43 seconds ago:
And girl bass players thrive in predominantly male bands?

seems that way.


shaun  said about 1 year ago:

This thread brings the mean intelligence of M+N to an all time low.


anonymous  said about 1 year ago:

internet mean machine!


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

shaun said 1 minute ago:
This thread brings the mean intelligence of M+N to an all time low.

You can't argue with facts.


Kdizzle  said about 1 year ago:

This site disgusts me.


tugboat  said about 1 year ago:

You are wrong.
I <3 girlsaloud.


electricsound  said about 1 year ago:

i expect better trolling on a friday


Dan_Crad  said about 1 year ago:

You can't argue with facts.

True. That this thread brings the mean intelligence of M+N to an all time low, is fact.


GnomeChomsky  said about 1 year ago:

AHEM!


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

And L7.


FrankieTeardrop  said about 1 year ago:

I have a theory.

PooPeeTaste, you suck!


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

FrankieTeardrop said 1 minute ago:
I have a theory.
PooPeeTaste, you suck!

I would support your theory with a large amount of evidence.


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

The Pandoras.
Thread Closed


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

I'm expecting exceptions, and I welcome them. As sexist as the theory appears to be, it is purly based on musical merrit.


JunkiePhil  said about 1 year ago:

Ya theory is fucked.
Girl Groups are bands to some extent, and most of em rule.
Shangri Las
Ronnetts
Supremes

I'm done.
Wanker


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

It's bands, not groups. The theory is non-rigid.


de.foxus  said about 1 year ago:

stop the press!

person on internet has subjective opinion!


tugboat  said about 1 year ago:

Afrirampo.

Case closed.


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

tugboat said 3 minutes ago:
Afrirampo.
Case closed.

You are wrong no matter which way I look at that statement.


HUF.  said about 1 year ago:

noneabove  said about 1 year ago:

It's bands, not groups.

You're a total, raging fuckwit.


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

Bit harsh


goldbuttons  said about 1 year ago:

The Pandoras.
Thread Closed

God yes. They're wonderful.

Brilliant Colors and that whole san-fran contingent
Meat Curtains

I love girl bands.


electricsound  said about 1 year ago:

i like brilliant colors but holy shit their singer cannot hold a tune to save her life


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

I love SOME girl bands.



PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

tugboat said 2 minutes ago:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_all-female_bands

Informative. I bet most of them suck.


goldbuttons  said about 1 year ago:

Liliput

Your theory is ballz.


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

I don't care. I've lost interest as I'm cleary losing.


PooPeeTaste  said about 1 year ago:

clearly


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