Baron Von Blood said about 1 year ago or at 6:31PM on Friday, August 20 2010 in chat
Ok, i'm going to put it out there, i love crap cinema (i also love well crafted art cinema too, say yea), but Ed Woods 'The Bride and the Beast' is hands down, the worst film i've ever had the displeasure of seeing, hands down, the WORST!
It's basically made up of shitty stock footage inter cut with crap scenes taken from quite possible the worst screen play ever written.
Aside from Robot Monster and Plan 9 From Outer Space (Both of these are genius i have to say), can anyone beat this painful cinematic experience?
Battlefield Earth isn't just a bad film. It's the nadir of Western Culture.
Don's party.
Goal 3
Splice
Curious Case of Benjamin Button
THE VAN
featuring Danny DeVito! who is on the front cover but only in the movie for about 2mins total.
Agreed.
The shit movie of bunnjamin shitten.
Garage Days.
that movie where the shark eats all the fisherman's friends and gets really minty breath
i haven't seen it, but i will second that based on the brief description/poster/trailer
Taken
Oh guess what happens in that movie!?
A: A girls gets taken?
B: A girl doesnt get taken?
C: No one gets taken?
And guess how it ends?!
A: Liam Neeson saves the day?
B: Liam Neeson doesnt save the day?
C: Liam Neeson eats a piece of grilled flake?
twilight.
is there a best films ever made thread? i used to watch movies all the time, then i realised that most of them are awful, but then i saw gummo. how good is gummo? more people should make movies that are as good as that one
Howard the Duck
the boondock saints is the worst one
the last movie i had to turn off after half an hour or so was 'death in brunswick'
worst film/s:
Titanic
all of the Matrixes
Dark Knight
Sunshine
Houseboat Horror
anything marketed as arthouse
best film:
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
I didn't read the first post..... I think the only movie I've seen that fits this category is Plan 9. It was hilarious for 20 min then depressing
Death in Brunswick is great.
I think the worst film I ever saw would have to be Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo. It was so bad I felt like killing myself after watching it.
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Speaking of Nicholas Cage...the remake of the Wickerman is pretty fucking awful. But hilarious.
'Chicken Park' looks awesome for a bad movie marathon or when stoned.
Interesting follow-up to that Gordon Ramsay move Love's Kitchen... it ended up grossing 121 pounds on its first weekend release, meaning about 17 people paid to see it.
American Psycho 2
Absolutely horrible.
Con Air is amazing. What's really terrible is Next.
Next is amazing!
yeah and Con Air is diabolically bad...
I also really hated Sucker Punch when I saw it recently.
So... anyone catch Panic at Rock Island a few weeks back?
The hilarity of this review of Love's Kitchen means that its existence isn't entirely unjustified
I'd also point out that not enough hate has been directed toward the Wayan Brothers or those profit-driven arsehats who make the Epic/Disaster/Date/Scary movie franchises. Clogging up cinemas, preventing decent films being shown and generally passing off wretched jokes, shit impersonations and hateful pastiches as entertainment yet making hundreds of millions of dollars. I have seen one so I am able to comment from experience.
Sucker Punch was shit.
Fellini: 8.5
Sucker Punch is a movie for 4chan nerds.
I actually am hanging like michael hutchence to see that mel gibson beaver bullshit
dylan dog: dead of night
your highness
The night porter
So awful
The Shite Pooter
I didn't see the 2 initially. I was planning on fucking you up. For being a retard
Who's going to watch Dragonball Evolution on OneHD tonight?
Breaking Dawn Part 1.
Not just the worst film ever, but also the worst thing ever. I'm actually pretty sure that the director, editors and actors decided they wanted to make the worst film ever made, and they succeeded. I haven't read the book (or any of those Twilight books) but I'm also declaring it the worst book ever written.