Fire Twirling

PM bamesjaker- he's a fucking whiz at this.

He was Darebin Community Festival freestyle twirl champ in 06 & 08, runner up in 07, missed 09 but will be back this year, I hear.

I hope he burns his wang off.

I admire his dedication, if not his chosen art form. Or his wang.

It's one of the less detructive ways a kid can pass away their youth. Sure, feral hippies who think they're so avant garde shit me, but when I was a kid we used to meet up every week, teach each other fire twirling and other circus skills. Good times, good people. What else was there to do?

Dickheads

Sex on a stick, on fire:

Great. That hairy muff was on screen when a colleague walked past.

Nude fire twirling is sooooo St Kilda. You need hessian pants for the full effect.

I tried my fire twirling routine at the Croxton Park Hotel on Saturday night, but the security guards shepherded me out, post haste. If I'd been wearing Kiss make-up, I'd have been OK.

Up there with unicyclists.

What Toad isn't telling anyone is that he studied mime for three years in France and has been known to practice the glass wall shuffle in city parks.

The art of mime is not related to fire twirling.

No it's not, in fact they're deadly rivals and have been since the famous incident in 1962 on the banks of the Seine when Marcel Marceau clobbered an Algerian fire twirler who infringed on his psace during a free public performance.

Toad's vendetta against fire twirling comes from a dark, completely silent, place.

You won't see mimes with hands like these:

Oh dear. Look at that left palm on the guy that looks like Mesut Ozil. There is a visible warp line. What is he doing?

This douche has managed to combine hacky sack and fire twirling.

And a ranga too.

gee whizz got some legs out of this toad 21 posts. wow.

Toad, are you a KJ fan?

Well, I used to be. That there looks like a mime/twirler combo.

What are your thoughts on fire eating, toadphoney?

This douche has managed to combine hacky sack and fire twirling.

Deffo from Fremantle.