brown maca said about 5 years ago or at 7:48PM on Monday, November 20 2006 in stupidity
I was dancing with this shelia, I had my shiny new gumboots on, I could look at the top of me gummies and see her knickers. maate, I said, "Oooo you've got red knickers on." I danced with another shelia, I said, "You've got yellow knickers on." I danced with the third bird, she said, "You can't see my knickers, I haven't got any on!" I said, maate "Thank Christ for that, I thought I'd ripped me gumboots!"
hahahaha! fucken pissa maate
fuck maate listen to thisonemaate I danced with one bird and I said to her, "What's your name love?" She said, "My name's Rose, I always wear Rose." I danced with another one, "What's your name dear?" She said, "My name's Violet, I always wear Violet." I danced with this big, fat smelly shelia, I said, "oooooer, don't tell me.... your name's Fanny!"
Pissa maate!
Me dog was just sitting in the middle of the lounge, licking his wanger, I couldn't believe it, I said to my missus, "I wish I could do that." And she said, "Well he's pretty placid, if you give him a biscuit he'll probably let you!" hahahahahaha!
Fucken pissa!
hhahahahahahahaha! This Kiwi got shipwrecked, ended up on a desert island, just him, a sheep and a dog. After a few weeks the sheep started looking pretty good, maate. He thought he wouldn't mind giving her a bit. Well he was a Kiwi. Anyway, every time he tried to have it off with the sheep, the dog would nip his bum, really hassle him, he was getting so frustrated. One day a gorgeous woman gets shipwrecked on the same island. After a week she came along to him and said, "If there's anything I can do for you, you just ask, after all, there's only you and me here, we both have our needs." The Kiwi thought about this for a while and then said, "Yup, thank's a mullyun, what about taking the bloody dog for a long walk so I can bonk this sheep in peace!" hahahahahahaha!
worst.thread.ever
what's with the random questionmarks everywhere?
Hahahahaha! Get fucked...
Bruce is driving over Sydney Harbour Bridge one day in his ute when he sees his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below. Bruce slams on the brakes & shouts "G'day Sheila! What the hell do you think you're doing?" Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says "G'day Bruce - You got me pregnant & so now I'm gonna kill myself." Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this and says "Sheila, not only are you a great root, but you're a real sport."
Pissa maate!
this shit must be fixed now!
best thread ever
simply coz ur a cunce tokyo.
pissa maate
the question marks are very distracting...
What question marks?
nah.
this is nowhere near as much of a pissa and the last pissa thread.
i'm not convinced.
What question marks?
This is a pissa. Maaaaaaate. Why can't all trolls be like this?
oh yeah eh... Three blokes were working on a high rise building project, Macca, Chook and Simmo. Chook falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says,''Someone should go and tell his wife.'' Macca says, ''OK, I
m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.''s widow.''Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a slab of VB. Simmo says,''Where did you get that, Macca?''
''Chook's missus gave it to me.'' ''That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you beer?'' Macca says, ''Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, ''You must be Chook
She said, ''No, I'm not a widow.''
And I said, ''Wanna bet me a slab''
pissa maate!
Bruce, Robbo and his missus were playing poker one evening. Bruce accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Robbo's wife Sheila's map of Tassie as she wasn't wearing any undies under her dress! Shocked by this, Bruce upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Bruce went to the kitchen to get more beer. Robbo's wife followed and asked, ''Did you see anything that you liked under there?'' Surprised by the boldness, Bruce courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, '' Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500,'' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bruce confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Robbo works Friday arvos and Bruce doesn't, Bruce should be at her house around 2:00p.m. When Friday rolled around, Bruce showed up at Robbo's house at 2p.m. sharp and after paying Sheila the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and had a root and Bruce paid as agreed. Bruce quickly dressed and left. As usual, Robbo came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked Sheila abruptly. ''Did Bruce come by the house this afternoon? Sheila answered ''Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,''And did he give you $500?'' In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, ''Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500,'' Robbo, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, Good on him, I was hoping he did. Bruce came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.''
Ha!
hahahahhahahahaa
HAHA nice work
pissa maaaate
ha
pissa
this is the best m+n thread of all time
yeah
toadphoney and mattphoenix would have to buttsecks to produce trollmegachild to even think of beating maca- harsh, but true.