just awful

Fake, and not funny

Viral?

I was in hysterics watching this.

It can’t be real…

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speaking of the dog and pony show, got any new material?

street-teaming viral fucktard

I reckon m+n needs a sage function - a way of replying to a thread without bumping it.

fake, not funny and an awful attempt at viral marketing. go the fuck back to dangerfield.

anyone who writes ''sh*t'' on this site is clearly not a chat. cunting fucking shitpuke.

it's trying to hard to be funny, but it really doesnt work...better luck next time Oliver...

That's my old street! Charles st, Abbotsford! That silver Camry is my friend Peter's car!!

In other news. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

so Cooltard Liam meets up with Generic Coolsie at Kent St...

Liam: ''hey maan''

GC: ''Hey man whats haps?''

Liam, getting out his laptop, ''You know, just chillin. Mummy has gone to the holiday house so I've got the Range Rover''

GC '' Sweet duude. Hey, I cant get the WiFi on here''

Liam ''you gotta just log in maan. It's like everything in life these day...''

GC ''yeah, log in to life man!''

Liam ''Log into life! thats great. Im so going to make a film clip called that!''

GC '' Do It man!''

Liam ''Hey can I borrow our fixed gear bike for the clip''

GC ''its not a fixey... it's just painted white''

etc....

LOL Ben, you fixie hater.

(panama)

I don't get it. Is there some meta-irony I'm missing here?

Yeah - I don't get it either. Is it an ad for a line of clothing?

Viral fail?

Internet fail.

Flight Of The Concords minus; a decent script, professional production values and talent, equals this.

It's funny, but not in the way intended is my guess.

basically when people aren't particularly talented but they think they're hilarious, they develop a character whose defining feature is arrogance. this is sadly the most depth they are able to put into these characters, the ''creators'' themselves not having much creativity to splash around.

JRB said 15 minutes ago:
This blog post is my favourite:
So, the hardest thing about being a freelancer is finding a decent cafe that serves a decent coffee. The last thing you want when you roll out of bed at 10:30...11:00, is to be greeted by a piss-weak cup of Caff that some** oriental **douche has charged you an arm and a leg for!

RACIALISSSSSSSSTTTTTT

I am crying with laughter here. The syntax and typos only make the stupidity better.
ARE YOU GO UP?

I've just left Roving enterprises where some of the greatest comedy minds in Australia operate each day. It was big time funny w/ massive props to @Dave Hughes....quite possibly the funniest c*nt alive! I walked into the lift and Hughsey dead panned me and I said ''Are you go up?'' he turned quickly and said ''NO! I'M GOING DOWN...I've BEEN GOING DOWN FOR YEARS!'' ...classic stuff! It's all in the delivery and that guy is a pro. Most people just speak..hughsey screams it at ya! RESPECT!
Anyways..we worked on a couple of promo concepts..I suggested Roving enterprises changed their name to Rove Party (rave party). They said they'd think about it. The crew from the 7Pm project were in their too..epic! They were working on a bunch of news headlines..somehting about 100 people dead..but then boom! straight into a gag...and that's why they're at the top of their game!
I'll keep you posted lovers!
Hollywood
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he means someone from the eastern side of the city. it comes from the latin 'oriens' meaning east.

its hard not to feel sorry for an asian run cafe though, people avoid them like the plague.

@Dave Hughes....quite possibly the funniest c*nt alive!

What a jerk.

Nah, there are lots of Asian hipster working as a Barista.
One in BBB, one in Sensory Lab, one in... I forgot.

''in many ways i saw myself in George''

Gross

Why didn't he keep this blog going?

So, the hardest thing about being a freelancer is finding a decent cafe that serves a decent coffee.

And not getting paid, I would have thought.

In all seriousness, this dick will be loving this thread. We provide exactly what he set out to achieve.

HELP FEED THE TROLL

We sow the Troll, nature grows the Troll we eat the Troll then we sow the Troll, nature grows the Troll then we eat the Troll.

He approached me sheepishly and asked: '' Liam..can you get the most out of your business by simply believing in it''?

I replied: Believe in yourself first George....the rest will follow.

I call shenanigans. No one, outside of David Brent, is that much of a sad cunt.

someone should just delete this thread.

dude is clearly taking the piss. kinda stunned that half of you think he's for realsies.

Well I like him. I think he has a pretty penis.

OH!!! It's Liam Anderson!

Man, I havn't seen you in years! Been missing ya buddy..

It's me! Ben. Ben Butcher.. remember?! from school!

I think he IS a pretty penis.

Look at the other great video he has done.