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Masterchef III: ''Disgustingly Delicious''

tugboat  said about 1 year ago  or at  10:33AM on Tuesday, June 8 2010 in television

Can't believe Peter's gone.
Joanne's reaction is price-less.


Texaco  said about 1 year ago:

I can't believe he's gone either!


MrsGideon  said about 1 year ago:

Shoulda timed those oysters.


mrmagoo  said about 1 year ago:

should be the instant boot for leaving the shell in


electricsound  said about 1 year ago:

joanne must go


CaptainFez  said about 1 year ago:

I for one wait for her to eat her mouth from the inside when she leaves. That rabbit twitching has to signal bigger things.


k2  said about 1 year ago:

yes, joanne is the cancer on the masterchef kitchen


Haff  said about 1 year ago:

I wish they'd just left her struggling with the oysters.


Lozenge  said about 1 year ago:

But the show needs a villain!

Keep Joanne in as long as possible for drama and laughs


Haff  said about 1 year ago:

Or are they keeping her in to appeal to the housewife crowd?


Manhattan  said about 1 year ago:

Poor Peter, I liked him a lot. And my affection for Skye has grown, too.


mrmagoo  said about 1 year ago:

Aaron becomes more full of himself as this show goes on (his sideline coaching last night was pretty funny)

Hope he comes down a notch or two tonight


Lozenge  said about 1 year ago:

Or are they keeping her in to appeal to the housewife crowd?

For sure! Masterchef is a little elitist this year... with an surfeit of lawyer contestants, and fancy chefs and recipes the contestants are already well familiar with... this show needs someone from the aspirational middle class to keep it real.


k2  said about 1 year ago:

this show needs someone from the aspirational middle class to keep it real.

no no no! that is fucking Julie from last year. I want the food more complex and interesting. I dont need to watch some slob cook a roast and then turn on the waterworks about her dream of opening some shit restaurant.


tugboat  said about 1 year ago:

Haff said 17 minutes ago:
Or are they keeping her in to appeal to the housewife crowd?.

More like the MILF loving male.


Lozenge  said about 1 year ago:

Haha... I know K2.

Actually Joanne isn't a bad cook and is way better with food and inventiveness than ''lamb and potatoes'' Julie.

She's still a bitchy scrag though.



Haff  said about 1 year ago:

More like the MILF loving male.

Her twitchy vacuity does nothing for me.


Texaco  said about 1 year ago:

Me neither. I find her quite horrid to look at (as I do Claire). I don't get all the past comments about her amazing rack. -Sharnee has much more impressive breasts than Joanne.


looch  said about 1 year ago:

The 2 minute pantry time limit in the pressure test is a joke. Surely if you forget rice or some essential ingredient you should be allowed back in during the cooking time. Serves no purpose and is completely unrelated to cooking ability - other than of course having to improvise on the spot. GET RID OF IT !


looch  said about 1 year ago:

The 2 minute pantry time limit in the pressure test is a joke. Surely if you forget rice or some essential ingredient you should be allowed back in during the cooking time. Serves no purpose and is completely unrelated to cooking ability - other than of course having to improvise on the spot. GET RID OF IT !


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electricsound  said about 1 year ago:

Who would deserve it out of this year's eliminatees?

bring back jake!


CaptainHowdy  said about 1 year ago:

i didn't believe joanne when she said she'd never eaten a heart before.


peaches sp  said about 1 year ago:

ZOMG. She's gone!!!! FINALLY!!!!


electricsound  said about 1 year ago:

YAYYYYY


don_r_kebab  said about 1 year ago:

gonna miss her boobs


jerkstore  said about 1 year ago:

Damn, Jono really is the terminator. Anyone who competes against him in an elimination challenge should surely know this by now?

What the hell happened to my 'Callum looks like jughead' post?


Haff  said about 1 year ago:

So what's the ''twist'' they're announcing Sunday...? Are they gonna bring people back like last year...?

Bringing eliminated contestants back is such a bullshit reality tv move in my opinion.


LaxCharisma  said about 1 year ago:

Lozenge said 5 hours ago:
I heard a rumour Jonno is eliminated tonight.....
fark.

LIES!!!!!


Haff  said about 1 year ago:

The only way they should do it is if they take it to the extreme limit:

''You're the only contestant left. I guess you think you've won Masterchef. We'll we've got a surprise. We have to make certain we're crowning the right person Masterchef, so we're bringing every single contestant from series 1 and 2 back into the competition!''


LaxCharisma  said about 1 year ago:

They need to do something because I'm pretty fucking bored of seeing Marion effortlessly win EVERYTHING. Thats nothing against her she is just so much better than everyone.It makes boring TV.


theparisend  said about 1 year ago:

how do they become the most endearing as the door hits em on the bum?

i awwwed. for joanne?!?!


BurtBacharach  said about 1 year ago:

gonna miss her boobs

seconded.


k2  said about 1 year ago:

Fuck off tinymouth. Who are ya?


ocelotl  said about 1 year ago:

how do they become the most endearing as the door hits em on the bum?

Had that feeling yesterday morning as well! Anyway. This Age poll currently has 80% picking Marion for victory. I guessed her too, but that's pretty overwhelming support. Bye Joanne, your pigeon-butchering face was your best yet.


jeebee  said about 1 year ago:

Julia in and Joanne out made for a great day of television yesterday.


tugboat  said about 1 year ago:

Claire 4 PM!


Texaco  said about 1 year ago:

tugboat said 1 minute ago: Claire 4 PM!

But nobody could hear her speak!


theparisend  said about 1 year ago:

LaxCharisma said 14 hours ago:

They need to do something because I'm pretty fucking bored of seeing Marion effortlessly win EVERYTHING. Thats nothing against her she is just so much better than everyone.It makes boring TV.

yeah. it's no gripping drama with such an obvious frontrunner

but them's the chances they take and she's as much a valid competitor as anyone...

she's just going to win, that's all

and to be almost certain of that with seven people standing in the competition... well, hope the food is interesting!


CaptainFez  said about 1 year ago:

This thread's eating post. But I'm not game to start a new one after the homealoneface controversy!

Bye Joanne, your pigeon-butchering face was your best yet.

YES! But she seemed to have taken muscle relaxants as the Twitch wasn't to be seen. Odd.


Arthurly  said about 1 year ago:

Vale to Joanne and her boobage...one last look, and they were spectacular.


ocelotl  said about 1 year ago:

I'm doing this cos I never seem to notice when the new threads are born.
NEW MASTERCHEF THREAD!


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