chimpanzee riding on a segway (segue)

A doctor told me last night if you want to vomit, take a multi-vitamin with black tea in the morning before breakfast.

I can attest to this through non-intentional experimentation.

im putting together a plan to buy a 2 bedroom flat. YAY FOR MY OWN SPACE.

how exciting. i love plans. where are you looking?

K2, you middle class!

I know, I feel all grown up. svelte - realistically looking around Preston, Coburg, Brunswick (though it's expensive). Ideally I'd like Collingwood or Fitzroy around Gertrude st somewhere..

Must have 2 bedrooms, decent sized kitchen and car space. If it has a shit oven and appliances, that has to be factored in. I love cooking too much to have a shit kitchen.

there's some brilliant units in collingwood. damn expensive though.

we found some good ones available in thornbury. have you looked there?

I haven't yet - but I have a thing about Thornbury. My older sister lived there when she first moved out and they got robbed in the first month. Everything gone. So it doesnt have a good vibe for me.

k2 said 39 minutes ago:
I haven't yet - but I have a thing about Thornbury. My older sister lived there when she first moved out and they got robbed in the first month. Everything gone. So it doesnt have a good vibe for me.

My friend's house there was robbed too. His Telecaster's gone.

Probably one for the celebratory sightings or whatever but I'm not CERTAIN...and I reckon NON ONE GIVES A SHIT...

Anyway I think I keep seeing Suzie from Box The Jesuit at Arncliffe train station. I'm not sure it's her because I've only seen what she looks like in the 80's from my album sleeves but I think, think it's her...anyway next time I see her I reckon my curiosity is going to make me ask her if it's her and to say hello. I guess the worst thing that could happen is that this older lady will think I'm hitting on her and I'll have to explain myself to Mrs.C. but I reckon thats cool Box The Jesuit had some GREAT albums.

I am blasting Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 really loud for all the nice folk of Clifton Hill. I am unsure whether this makes me old or young.

Could it be?

My uncles should not be allowed to use the internet.

We've started watching the x files
again from season one.

SallySimpson said 8 hours ago (at another thread):
In year 4 each member of my class got given an orange to paint a face in Aboriginal style. There was one member of the class who was Aboriginal and her entry kicked arse. She did the whole dipping a stick in paint and doing dots.

Ha!
In the 80's, the 6 y.o. Tugboat and his classmates made ''party hats'' at Art class.
As a furture Minimalism/Zen cult icon, I decided to use nothing but WHITE colour.
All the kids wore their flashy party hats on the school bus when they went home, so did I.
I ran out from the school bus to my mum and her face turned white.
She thought my massive ''party hat'' was bandage.

i made crab and lobster bisque yesterday.

it was delicious.

K2, try Ascot Vale, Flemington, West Brunswick and even Essendon.

Inner north-west ftw.

Inner north-west ftw.

hells yes.

Dave Pajo is joining Interpol...wtf?

K2, try Ascot Vale, Flemington, West Brunswick and even Essendon.
Inner north-west ftw.

I really dont like Essendon and surrounds.. I used to live on Woodland st. I dunno, it's white bread bogan central IMO. Plus I grew up in Sunbury and Essendon is where most people would move to straight out of home, so they could be closer to the Grand Hotel. On the plus side though, closer to my parents. On the negative side, I work in Oakleigh and Clayton. At least at the moment.

I'd actually like to stay on the East Brunswick side of Sydney rd, but yeah will probably need to look much further out. Even Coburg is fucking expensive now.

Did it just get... sleazy in here?

sorry jazzy i am looking HARD!

here jazzy click it's a perfect one especially when she rides him against the wall.

The enjoyment of said things will be had in private,* thanku* noneabove.

Did it just get... sleazy in here?

but there is really romantic porn you know?
especially when she rides him against the wall.

Yes.

I'm nervous about looking at that site to be honest with you.

why, its very tasteful.

The Story Of J? (2010)

A young chat's sexual awakening is brought on by a casual encounter in a late night thread, leading to her questioning her sexuality, her family and her life. When her fragile innocence gives way into a burgeoning lust for porn, her friends worry she will never be the same.

90 minutes. Australia. Directed by josejones.

get over it noneabove we just chilling.

I had a look at it for a few seconds. BUT Thank you!!! Was very thoughtful of you to share.
Analyses why she doesn't look at porn, can't find reason other than, just doesn't feel right

did you even get to the good bit??

I feel like a kill joy. :-(

no probs babe

Babe?

me and the new guy both have the same birthday... look out valentines day! (of all the days to be born)

my son was born on Valentine's Day also

About to have a 6 monthly catch up over the phone with my boss. I talk to him every 6 months and haven't seen him in the flesh for over 12 months.

Some people (who should frankly know better) are incredibly selfish, insensitive, cruel, thoughtless arseholes. Not like this is an astonishing revelation, but it's still disappointing.

Hmm, I'm constantly amused at how mess and noise constantly edit has actually been said in on here. I can only think it's because of some abstract legal issue, that I am not privy to. It's slightly unnerving I must say.

Let me rephrase that

I'm constantly amused at how mess and noise consistently edit what has actually been said in here. I can only think it's because of some abstract legal issue, that I am not privy to. It's slightly unnerving I must say.

There are clearly things that go on that I am not aware of, they seem to find no hesitation in keeping the things that make me look bad however, at times I could swear they even make things look much worse then what they are.

NEW THREAD, this fold is eating the LOLS