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angelic_layer  said about 5 years ago  or at  5:18PM on Friday, November 17 2006 in chat

so anyway don't talk sex in this thread.

except I have just a query..

would you prefer a good fuck that was unattractive or a bad fuck that was attractive?


gobetween  said about 5 years ago:

I have no idea.


Uncle Mick  said about 5 years ago:

yes I would.


september  said about 5 years ago:

fjdklsa;


ladyh  said about 5 years ago:

rediculous


michael_horse  said about 5 years ago:


Kenny Burger  said about 5 years ago:

just as i suspected...


Ham!Rap  said about 5 years ago:

but what makes a person a bad fuck. maybe you fuck better when you're doing it to mingers, and you blow your joont too fast when the bitch is hott. did you think about that?


Kenny Burger  said about 5 years ago:

if you're slutty and have had more than, say, 50 rooting partners, then any new partner will probably already know you're a slut and will just fuck you and not really put in any effort to please you... you'll probably end up having a lot of dud roots because of this..

so if you're a slut and you find a good root you should probably hang onto it.


gobetween  said about 5 years ago:

I stopped rooting new people at 13 all but three were in a two year period. I've still had plentifull dud roots.


gobetween  said about 5 years ago:

That came out wrong. I stopped rooting people at number 13, all of those were in a two year period bar three.


gobetween  said about 5 years ago:

The thing is I didn't even want to have sex with the majority of them.


charlesincharge  said about 5 years ago:

umm... OBVIOUS

the attractive one.


gobetween  said about 5 years ago:

It really wasn't worth it. I regret it..


Ham!Rap  said about 5 years ago:

well, I've had three, and i had to pay for two of them, but they were all pretty good. but i've decided, at least for now, that making love to my hand is best...


charlesincharge  said about 5 years ago:

"I stopped rooting new people at 13 all but three were in a two year period. I've still had plentifull dud roots."

haha, i was going to say "foster child?"


horse  said about 5 years ago:

meaningful roots.


littlearch  said about 5 years ago:

nosexplease


gobetween  said about 5 years ago:

mmm, yes well have you actually been to Britain?


Ham!Rap  said about 5 years ago:

yes


thenewmeatloaf  said about 5 years ago:

without a doubt, the best sex I ever had was with a woman I really didn't find that attractive.
I'm sure BADALEX would have something to say about that....


holyrattlesnakes  said about 5 years ago:

is this a 'don't think of an elephant' excercise slayer?


angelic_layer  said about 5 years ago:

hang on..I just gotta eat this chocolate cake...


angelic_layer  said about 5 years ago:

yeah the cake was good..I dunno..


svelteslacks  said about 5 years ago:

if they were good, i'd probably end up finding that attractive about them.

if they were bad, i'd probably find that unattractive.

i don't understand how people can get naked with someone they aren't attracted to either.

so, i don't think i can play this game.


aloha  said about 5 years ago:

i don't understand how people can get naked with someone they aren't attracted to either.

alcohol?


Pal  said about 5 years ago:

But doesn't alcohol make you find the unattractive attractive?


Punch  said about 5 years ago:

but what makes a person a bad fuck. maybe you fuck better when you're doing it to mingers, and you blow your joont too fast when the bitch is hott. did you think about that?

so then hamster, isn't the answer to this ugly mingerz?


Punch  said about 5 years ago:

and anyway, i thought this thread was going to be about no sex.

for the record, i'm gagging for it.


Tazo  said about 5 years ago:

i'm with punch...good sex, bad sex...no sex.
i haven't had sex since july and i am pining for it...i can't wait till i see my Rorge again - definate ravishing going to happen, let me tell you!! haha


Pal  said about 5 years ago:

Thanks for the update!


Tazo  said about 5 years ago:

haha no worries


tessoire  said about 5 years ago:

i sure am glad that asshole isn't here to post that video of the couple having sex on the dead bear


Punch  said about 5 years ago:

is that Rorge who is over here in london too? when are you seeing him again?


scissors  said about 5 years ago:

don't tempt fate...


Pal  said about 5 years ago:

Stop invoking worksafe.


Tazo  said about 5 years ago:

yeah Rorge who is over in london. we've been dating for almost 2 years now. when will i see him again? well...i'm hoping christmas (fingers crossed), and if not he's coming to Canada in the New Year.


Pal  said about 5 years ago:

Best of luck with finding Rorge and fucking him senseless :)


Tazo  said about 5 years ago:

hehe i haven't lost him Pal. I know where he is, and i will be seeing him sooner than later lol thankfully it isn't that far away :) but thanks LOL


Tazo  said about 5 years ago:

are you in london as well punch?


Punch  said about 5 years ago:

yes, home again early december. counting down :)


Peter  said about 5 years ago:

what about going to bed with someone who you find attractive and then, next morning, you find them unattractive? (sans alcohol)


spaceman1  said about 5 years ago:

silly question. why would you go want to go to bed with the unattractive girl in the first place?


spaceman1  said about 5 years ago:

that means they were unattractive to begin with peter.


frank the tiger  said about 5 years ago:

I have a dud roots all the time.. i'm a stud tho all the females here ar e fucking hung.


kickcat  said about 4 years ago:

no sex is better that BAD sex.


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