oh god, not now, later?

was that a story, rach?

no, it means i'm going to log off and spend some time in the sun and i'll come back later with my horror story

promise you'll return with yr story!

spill

hehehe...

ok, i'll share. because i did a lot of research into this.

i hate the pill, i am too forgetful. bad for me.

i was on depo for a while, but if you have ever had any depresive implications at all, i would suggest not to go this way. it made me a little mental, so i stopped having the injections. plus they hurt heaps.

same with implanon re depression. a good friend of mine got so bad, was ready to kill herself because she thought her husband and her 3 kids would be better off without her. i freaked out and made her go to the doctor, the first step they took was to remove the implant, and as soon as they did, she was back to normal. no further steps needed.

Throwing up violently 12 hours after the first hormonal pill of the packet each month for the first 4 months of taking it. I also threw up the day after re-starting the pill if I accidently missed one. I was on the lowest dose pill at the time. I never want to go on it again.
I also put on 2 kilos when I went on it and another12 kilos when I went off it and I'd never before put weight on in my life (but then that could've also been the "Heathrow Injection").

fuck me drunk.

crying for six months straight from the injection is my horror story.

there must be some good stories, yes? come on...

vasectomy is good.

I went on the pill for 12 months when I was 19. It made me depressed and completely libido-free.

i've been taking the pill for 12 years and i have no complaints. even though i can be a little bit slack with it at times, i've not been preggars once. the best thing about the pill is the freedom to have (or more accurately, not have) your period as you please.

vasectomy is good.

now, i know im neither a lady nor a lady, but i have a horror story re vasectomy. my father's mate was having the snip, and he was only under the anaesthetic localised to his groin area. the doctors were chat chat chatting away, and they had the vas deferrens (i think) clipped where it should have been, but then he felt a twinge in his region, and the thing had snapped bacck like a spring into his ball sack. he was the size of a large mangoe for a few days and could not walk very well.

i likey my pill. it lets me have sex without condoms. its kinda expensive though.

the best thing about the pill is the freedom to have (or more accurately, not have) your period as you please.

my gf loves this part. i think she enjoys it more then the proscribed use, which is fair enough.

expensive? which one are you taking pops?

hey pops, how much do you spend on the pill?

when i stopped taking the pill for the first time i didn't get my period for 6 months. this can be seen as a good and bad thing

astralwerkor said 1 minute ago

the best thing about the pill is the freedom to have (or more accurately, not have) your period as you please.

my gf loves this part. i think she enjoys it more then the proscribed use, which is fair enough.
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ostensibly so i am not compelled to go five days without secks really.

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Thanks grey.k. Even though I don't want children so the word ''fertilaid'' scares me, it's still something I'll consider trying.

haha u/a

I was just thinking that if you turned lesbian Coz you wouldn't miss the penis as much if your girlfriend could breathe through her ears and had a 'real feel' dildo or two???

A dildo is not a penis, u/a. Also, I kind of care about the man attached to the penis, too.

I can't go lesbian, on account of the troubles I have picking up girls when compared to the relative lack of trouble I have picking up boys.

Coz, yeah, don't worry, the one I take is marketed for pms, so it's just a matter of different reasons for taking it and it's a separate thing from contraception obv.

this link is more general

oh, no html?
http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-968-VITEX%20AGNUS-CASTUS.aspx?activeIngredientId=968&activeIngredientName=VITEX%20AGNUS-CASTUS

girlfriend could breathe through her ears

?!?!?!?

A dildo is not a penis, u/a. Also, I kind of care about the man attached to the penis, too.

Yes, exactly. A dildo is not a penis that spits out gooey stuff that mixes with your goo and makes babies happen. And while it is true that men become very attached to their penises, you could show your care by sparing them your crazy mood swings!

Just admit it. You love balls.

the man can always wield the aforementioned dildo

Good point Goal attack - he could wear a strap on!

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Ha, I find it amusing vitex agnus comes from the chaste tree.

Yes, exactly. A dildo is not a penis that spits out gooey stuff that mixes with your goo and makes babies happen. And while it is true that men become very attached to their penises, you could show your care by sparing them your crazy mood swings!

See, that's what I'm trying to do - pill can (hopefully) prevent both babies and crazy mood swings.

Just admit it. You love balls.

Probably not in themselves, no, but I do love it when a man gets pleasure from having them played with, yes.

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Still wanna know about the breathing through the ears thing though.

CUNNILINGUS MARATHON

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Still wanna know about the breathing through the ears thing though.

Oh, I just got that!

See, that's what I'm trying to do - pill can (hopefully) prevent both babies and crazy mood swings.

Pill failed on both counts for me. I quit recently, though, cause it was killing my sex drive. Luckily I don't have horrible PMS or period symptoms, and condoms are totally fine. Talk to your dr, Coz, and see what they recommend.

That sucks Lilo - what were you on? I'm definitely going to talk to my doctor and psychiatrist before making my final choice, although my psych is a guy and will have no first-hand experience. But I think there's a high chance he'll have a medical understanding about it.

I was on Yasmin. If you google it, there are heaps of women who've had problems with it. It's great for about 6 months, and then it stops being so great.