wonderfully ridiculous sentences

Robert Carroll Coney.

German Micheal, who drinks resches, is barred.

If she fucks him, all the unicorns will die. Or something.

Take that, transubstantiationist, mariolatrous, incense-reeking bastard!

...preventing experimenters from getting at the pure, clean, stripped-down essence of rathood...

But can we condone a language which contains such an adverb?

This Millian inspired view of explanation would retain, as relevant to the explanation of o's being G, the F-ness and G-ness of other particulars, a, e, i, u, etc.

Hi Passions! Is that a semiotic analysis of Old McDonald's Farm?

haha! that would actually make more sense than the real answer.

talks about talks yield no talks

deviant hemoglobin

Isaac, though better equipped than Daniel or any other man alive to understand Relativity, shewed no interest in his pie - as if being in a state of movement with respect to the planet Earth rendered it somehow Not A Pie. But as far as Daniel was concerned, a pie in a moving frame of reference was no less a pie than one that was sitting still: position and velocity, to him, might be perfectly interesting physical properties, but they had no bearing on, no relationship to those properties that were essential to pie-ness. All that mattered to Daniel were relationships between his, Daniel's, physical state and that of the pie. If Daniel and Pie were close together both in position and velocity, then pie-eating became a practical, and tempting, possibility. If Pie were far asunder from Daniel or moving at a large relative velocity - eg, being hurled at his face - then its pie-ness was somehow impaired, at least from the Daniel frame of reference.

hmm...

Is that from a novel, i think i've read that before.

I'd guess it's from Neal Stephenson

Go-di-di-go-go-di-go Di-go-go-di-go Diim! Diim! Diim!

Le dada faire dodo avec un verre des lolos en menotte et dit dans son sommeil, 'miam-mian!'

well spotted, folks! it's from Neal Stephenson's 'The System Of The World'. a particularly glorious, wonderfully ridiculous passage.

as to Morris Iemma's, je n'ai aucune idée.

That was one of mine. I'm an absurdist playwrite in my spare time.

The first one was from Chinny Achebe, though. Ol' chinface the chebe.

At any instant, somewhere in the multiverse, there are a few universes in which one of the photons is currently striking the retina of the frog in the universe. And that frog jumps.

Final Fight 3

But mathematicians are rather untypical physical objects.