Cheap haircuts Fitzroy area

just give a dero some scissors and $10

dr follicles.

for a limited time only you can get a beer with your buzz cut for $17.

Not anymore. Liquor licensing nabbed him. He's now offering a dim sim with a trim.

I know.

I thought that was for ladies only, Inacty?
Yes, it's a dim sim with a quim trim.

there's another dude who might be slipping under the radar near Yah-Yah's that was offering a rubbish beer with a similarly priced cut.

also went to a dude on brunswick st on the opp side of little creatures, and further south who alos offered a beer, but it was the worst beer i've ever had.

I hope you're not going for the beer. There are, uh, pubs for that. Actually, fuck it, the Old Bar should offer free haircuts with every beer.

Always been more than happy with cuts from Dr Follicles (though only been to the Richmond one). It was good getting a beer though, otherwise I'd hesitate to pay $27.

Punch at Northcote High St is good - I think mine costs 27

beer

That short, New Zealand girl with black hair at Dr Follicles is VICIOUS.

She's nice, but it's a hard, nasty haircut.

The two other male stoners get my vote as does the cool Swedish girl with leg tatts. She's does a great haircut.

And she likes hardcore, Inactivist. HARDCORE.

Ivan, the old Russian dude who works at the place near Yah Yahs with the crap beer, is also cool, if not painfully slow.

Next to slinky, there is a Vietnamese joint. Might able to give you a Asian Celeb haircut.

i have a quiet crush on the hard tatts girl. she doesn't speak, doesn't engage, and wants you out of her chair ASAP, but she's pretty awesome. I think she hates her job and workmates.

That's cool, gabbo, but I just need to find a way to avoid her.

She's ruined my hair the last two times I went there.

Last time, I quietly celebrated as lanky male stoner no.1 finished a buzz cut and prepared to make me look my most beautiful (not very, in case you're wondering).

Suddenly, Ol' Angry Tatt appeared FROM UNDERNEATH THE COUNTER I THINK OR SOMETHING and grabbed me and threw me into a chair and molested me and my hair and not in a cool hey-don't-do-that-oh-maybe-just-do-it-again-a-little kinda way.

It was wack and I was traumatized.

i never said her hair-cutting was any good though. i have shit hair, and never know what i want. i've ended up with her the last 3 times. maybe i've fogotten the benefits of the dudes.

You want lanky stoner dude with curly hair. You know you do.

He may look barely awake, and like his 85th cone for the day isn't going to assist the precision of the haircut, but his work is impeccable.

Can you actually tell them to fuck off and that you want the dudes ? I need to do that.

Punch at Northcote High St is good - I think mine costs 27

Punch gets my vote too.

maybe i've fogotten the benefits of the dudes.

But, of course, gabbo - the heart is a lonely hunter.

I concur with everything Dudikoff is saying.

ok - so i need a cut in about an hour.

i think i'll just succumb to doc follicles again.

hope lanky stoner dude is working/awake.

for $15 more, i got a good cut at zobu (north of safeway) on smith st.

will go back.

the beer was CUB's Natural Blonde. I thought that was a bit rich at a hairdressers.

I've been there 3 times. the american dude was the best, the other two were rubbish. That said, i'm a terrible communicator of what i want done. So i blame myself entirely.

My buddy Ero was doing cuts at Kent St for a while, he's working at some sweet old man lookin' barber on Sydney Rd now.

DIY. Haircutting is easy if you don't choose a complicated style.

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