black wasp! said about 1 year ago or at 11:37AM on Friday, March 19 2010 in industry
Dudes, fellas, mans. In the course of your life, you've probably dispensed, oh, at least a few thousand urines. I dare say you've learned a few likes/dislikes by now, facilities wise. Here's where you get to air your lemony grievances, as I endeavour to design The Finest Urinal You've Ever Known!®
This time around, it's no novelty - I won't stand for misogynistic mouth wizzers or other unsavoury designs. It's all about user-centred, functional design.
So tell me - what do you like in a urinal? What are you looking for in a pee receptacle? What is your dream stand-up gig?
someone's gonna mention the wee wee at horse baz, with the video projection on the urinal. i'm not super into it, though.
i get stage fright, so i'm not really big into urinals. i mostly like to sit down like a lady to wazz.
stirrups
Make a giant porcelain tree with a drain at the base. Solved.
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a fun fair style mirror coating to make my peen look bigger.
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Apt.
once (for work purposes) i visited a nightclub in double bay
the bathrooms had a raised floor of clanky metal decking, and the urinal was a big mirrored wall at one end - it was completely totally disorienting and very hard to piss
it did make me feel as though i were on an imperial star destroyer, so that was quite nice
I peed off the highest point of the Westgate Bridge once- it was about 1.00am on a warm, windy night. It was excellent.
C'mon, ''bros''. Urinals. Spill!
wall + drain seems to have worked fine every time I have needed to avail myself of a urinal.
Haff, I refer you to my above statement:
A screen which projects an interactive 3D representation of Alan Jones. The stream/wall intersection determines the location of the 3d model's mouth, and if at any point the intersection is broken, the digital Alan Jones desperately mouths the words ''moremoremoremoremore.''
That reminds me of a story I heard the other night, tangy.
I never piss in the urinal. NEVER.
Every tree is fair game though.
If you guys really want to live the rest of your lives with splash back and pee on your shoes and OTHER PEOPLES PEE on your knuckles, that's fine with me. Really.
Surprised by how few mans pee in urinals. When you pee in the bowl, is it the distance, water pool, shape or privacy that makes it most appealling? Do you pee standing up, or do you sit to pee?
If all that happens when you use a urinal, you should either a) stop using urinals, or b) stop drinking so much.
THANKS TEACH. No srsly GOD I feel like that guy in A Beautiful Mind right now, FRUST8D.
Old school ceramics, like the ones at the Empress.
Awkward. Or excellent, if that's your thing.
I like curved ones, less spray back, fuck the metal rail thing you're ment to stand on off, just gets soaked in piss.
2c
too right
I already gave you my opinion. People who can't piss without getting piss on them are retarded, and no design is going to change that.
Seconding the curved bowl, or at least enough depth on a pisswall to prevent splashback.
urinal at Area 51?
Why doesn't Dyson come up with a giant airblade which sucks urine downwards, thus preventing splashback? Oh that's right, they have