Here's one for all you writers:

''don't get it right get it written'' - some idiot...

*''as long as the paperworks clean,you boys can do what you want out there''*mad max's boss.

You cannot be a good writer of serious fiction if you are not depressed. Kurt Vonnegut

''picture me rollin'' - Tupac

''The way is hard and hard is the way'' - George Hayduke from The Monkey Wrench Gang

shit fucking job - two tears

searchers for george w bush quotes

''I can't remember. I was just off my head.''

Corey Worthington Delay

Inspiring quote from an inspiring guy.

c'mon anyone got some good ones? pretty lousy efforts so far, not very inspiring

You didn't like my contribution, eastside? That makes me depressed.

Awesome! I'm gonna write a novel!

Sorry, I refuse to be inspired by depression,

try not to become a man of success but a man of value - Albert Einstein.

“Be the change you want to see in the world.” Mahatma Gandhi

Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance. - Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1803-1882

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

from martin amis, direct to my coat of arms, and my souvenir t-shirt.

Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what’s left and live it properly.

(Meditations, Book 7/56; Marcus Aurelius) - via a friend's blog

''my imagination functions much better when i don't have to speak to people'' - patricia highsmith

''Beautiful people do not just happen...The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths.'' Elizabeth Kubler Ross

''Hitch your wagon to a star.'' Ralph Waldo Emerson

''You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.''

eastside ''I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.'' – Marilyn Monroe

I vomit a little in my mouth out of contempt everytime I see that on Farcebook.

I vomit a little in my mouth out of contempt everytime I see that on Farcebook. >

Ditto

''I became insane, with long periods of horrible sanity'' - Edgar Allen Poe

''he was a robot ghost''

I vomit a little in my mouth out of contempt everytime I see that on Farcebook.
Ditto

double ditto.

Roses are Red
Violets are plucked
Your daughter just turned 13
And is ready for high school.

The Marilyn quote, def doesn't feature on my farcebook page. I still think she is a great example of a person exploited in some senses, but at least she got paid.

business is business & love is bullshit.

I'm not a businessman, I'm a Business, man.

''took this chick to lunch last Saturday. she'll never be an ex so I don't need to worry about rooting her again. I wouldn't root her the first time!''

never trust a business man who replaces s with z.

that's one of my favorite too, inbred mammals. my most favorite is: I get free rent inside the cavernous inbred mammals' head.

''that's one of my favorite too, inbred mammals. my most favorite is: I get free rent inside the cavernous inbred mammals' head.''

'' ''that's one of my favorite too, inbred mammals. my most favorite is: I get free rent inside the cavernous inbred mammals' head.'' ''

(In that I liked what you did there with the quotation marks in the context of this thread and may or may not have laughed and spat water on my keyboard.)

bit of post-rerooting trauma syndrome?

That was actually 'max bulk', cock bag.

''I am sure you look lovely ''

Get out of here you!!

just so that thread isnt on top