how fucking great are cable ties? you can use them for anything, and they're cheaper than chips. much cheaper. my number plates are fixed with cable ties. timebomb's mx5 has had half the screws replaced with cable ties because it improves the power-to-weight ratio. i've seen them used on overhead railings on boats to keep birds away. i've been handcuffed and thrown in jail by swiss police using cable ties.
detail your uses for and love of cable ties in this thread.

They are great for kidnapping, tying the hands behind the back...
I've said too much.
I was at Roskilde festival in Denmark. Some Swedish dudes invited me and a mate back to their tent late at night for some beers and joints. We followed them to this giant army tent they had, I think they were all soldiers or something.
They then proceeded to speak only in Swedish, laughing and looking at us as we were confused. The vibe was generally one of 'you may be about to be sexually assaulted by some Swedish soldiers'
As they kept talking about us, one of them ducked into another tent and came back a few minutes later brandishing a handful of cable ties.
We thanked them for for plying us with drugs and alcohol and promptly left.
always handy on a construction site, re-useable too!
wow, that's a great cable ties story theneworphan!
Glad I could help! Though after that incident I'm not a huge fan cable ties.
I love cable ties. I wish I could find more use for them.
Is it really necessary to have them on your bike helmet though? Are there really that many people getting swooped by birds?
for real? that doesn't sound right/safe. was it measured how many grams were saved in the process?
the things you have to do to try and find horsepower when you drive a lady's car....how embarrassing.
good for organising undulating stereo cable messes.
i used cable ties to hold my fuel line in place on my engine - months later it's still there. they're handy also at the farm when you need to tie something secure fast
like a sheep?
My front number plate is being held by cable ties. Cable ties are holding my electric fan guard together. Also holding the rear light on my bike in place. Have used them a lot on oyster trays/baskets and crab traps.
I never travel without cable ties, they have now eclipsed gaffa tape as my 'do not leave home without' utility.
Ever tried to break a cable tie? Ever tried to break a steel screw?
I'd trust a cable tie over some of the shit I used to jerry rig on my car.
I sometimes sit and wonder about the prehistoric life that over millions and millions of years ago died and eventually becoming the crude oil that is sucked out of the earth, shipped and trucked to a processing facility where it is then molded into the form of a plastic sporks, dildos or in this case a cable tie that would eventually hold together part of my home brewing rig.
I then pour me another beer.
Plastic is a great way to sequester carbon!
more so in dildo from but now we are getting off topic.
ummm ''form''!!!
Going on water slides is the best use of cable ties.
I saw a young man with a cable tie around his ankle this morning. I thought of rigid.
cable tie sales literally go ''through the roof'' each september. at least in brisbane.
good thread