This story is funny.
Man 'decapitated wife becuse she refused to have children'
A man has faced court in France accused of decapitating his wife because she refused to have children.
The Daily Mail reports Philippe Cousin, 53, had been married to his wife, who was still a virgin, for 21 years.
The court heard his 47-year-old wife refused to have sex him because she feared she would pass on her father's multiple sclerosis.
An autopsy confirmed that Mrs Cousins was a virgin when she died.
On April 16, 2007 Cousin telephoned his local police station and told an officer: ''Excuse me for disturbing you, I've killed my wife.''
The man had attacked his wife with a kitchen knife following a domestic argument before slicing her head off.
Cousin is facing life in prison for murder but has denied the charge, pleading diminished responsibility.
Council for the accused told the court relations between the couple reached breaking point two weeks before Cousin's 50th birthday.
''His wife had threatened to leave him but he had never undergone any psychiatric treatment because of this,'' the court heard.
''He had been hugely frustrated over more than twenty years and this built up into a terrifying repressed aggression which finally exploded. He did not feel he was completely in control of his actions.''
Fair enough.
Let this be a warning to you, zaph.
Yep hilarious.
Happy belated Women's Day Samiek
No shagging for 21 years?
what kind of everyday kitchen knife can slice well enough to decapitate a head?
one of those knives with the stay-sharp holster.
One wielded by biceps toned from furious masturbation for 21 years!
One wielded by biceps toned from 21 years of furious masturbation sounds better. A cumming of age.
Thanks, here all week.
haha!
The moral of the story folks is 'try before you buy'.
i think theres something in that for all of us.
They have those knives on the TV that slice through your own shoe. Thats right YOUR OWN SHOE
The wife of a guy at my work was decapitated.
True.
how was she decapitated?
this is the exact thread for those stories!
I've never asked (understandably), but apparently she had a mental illness, so I assume on a train line or something?
oh so he just mentions in conversation to people that he once had a wife who was decapitated, but just leaves it there?
Dad gave me one of those knives - he got a 2-for-1 deal and generously passed one on. Great for cutting through cans, shoes, and cardboard boxes; shit for anything else.
Yeah....supposedly you couldn't break em' either. A dude came to the door of Mrs.C's family one day with these knives ''You can't break it!'' Mrs.C's Dad grabbed it and snapped it in half. HE got a free set and was asked not to mention it to anybody. He gave the salesman a funny look until he left.
wow, most misogyny is far more subtle than this
but that's it in a nutshell for you
still, she probably shouldn't have got married if she felt like that...
Bullshit, this isnt about misogyny at all.
I'm struggling to find the hilarious in this story... but hey.
Amen. It's all knives and masturbation in here.
i think you'll find it is
but i am sincerely craig daviding this one from here on in
This is about passion.
The guy was soo in love with her that he waited 21 years. its likely she was saying she would make love to him eventually, probably on his 50th. if not they would have split years ago.
Also misogynists dont call the cops and say '' ''Excuse me for disturbing you, I've killed my wife.''
this guys was passionately in love.
wow, still no necrophilia jokes.
Nah, all he got was head.
at least he got some head
ahhh... hmmm... sorry about the slow copycat joke there
I think the misogyny being detected is arising from the bit about you finding it funny, samiek.
theparisend said 51 minutes ago:
wow, most misogyny is far more subtle than this
but that's it in a nutshell for you
hold on - his actions were misogyny? is that what you are saying here?
really?
''Misogyny is hatred (or contempt) of women or girls''
that is what this issue is about?
Decapitated Wife a/k/a ''Happy International Women's Day, Bitches''
waits for the Decapitated Wifey thread...