hi.

is this like chat-up lines? i.e. is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

I'm a DJ. haven't had any luck with it yet, tho...

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me touch your boobs.

I've lost my phone number, can i have yours?

Nice legs, what time do they open?

wanna go shoot a bear and fuck on it?

fuck i've got nuts

Yesterday, a guy walked past me and said to his friend "Hey, check out that nice peice of jailbait".

Still torn between disgust, confusion and amusement.

Nik De Car. You have cocks on your avatar.

Rhymefest.

hahahahaha.

Get your coat, you've pulled.
=|

Inactivist, you smell like a sist

Ever stubbed your toe on a tree stump? How about a root?

thats was pretty shit wasn't it.......

Cyst. I smell like a cyst.

"are you on mess and noise?"

YES YOU DO

"You look pretty clean..." - Mo Sislak.

My face leaves in five minutes. Be on it.

"so.......how am I doin?"

I'm going to get more.

This morning, no foolin':

''You know, I've got a daughter about your age. Darlin'.''

bloody resize, try this

good choice anonymous. I also like the Nintendo Power Glove.

can i be your knight in shining armor?

if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Want to be a Mother? I can help - m4w - 27 (Melbourne)

I am the father of a beautiful baby girl and I am now looking to give others the feeling of being a parent. I do not need to have any part of your future child's life i simply want to share the gift of children to women who are not in a relationship but feel that they are ready for children. I am a fit, young 26 white male. Short brown hair, blue eyes athletic build. I graduated top third of my high school and university courses. I am clean and disease free and well as a strong healthy family line with no genetic abnormalities. Happy to answer any questions you have for me.

next time I'm in Melbs I'll take you to the races, show you how to back winners then we'll eat out at a Chinese place on your winnings. I lived with a Chinese girl for 7 years, I'm also one of the few roundeyes to have drawn a weekly envelope from Chinatown. I know about these things. don't argue.

I graduated top third of my high school and university courses.

That'll come in handy in the reproductive process.

not flirting.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

'You use HANDS to eat it.
And put it inside your mouth, the whole thing.'

''I met you at revolver................''

Yeh good luck with that.

Do you like The Fall ?

Want to come back to me and my girlfriend's house and listen to my Exploding White Mice records? She makes a killer whiskey sour.

I'm coming over now. PM me the address, bulk.

LOL

A true story...

Back in the day my missus was learning the cello and was sitting at the train station with it beside her. Dude comes up and asks ''is that a cello?''.

Missus rolls eyes and says ''yes, why?''

Dude syas ''I was just wondering if you'd like something between your legs with no strings attached''.

Apparrently she laughed and had to credit the guy, who'd obviously been wiating years to use it. She still didn't let him sit down next to her though.