single?
horny?
like tradies?
there's a young strapping lad who looks like jake gyllenhaal doing fuck all outside our office. he's just removed the window and now he's leaning on a trolley. i am almost beside myself. the only thing keeping me from being beside myself is his young years - but i reckon he'd know a thing or two by the confident and self assured manner in which he is leaning on his trolley.
i would take a sneaky of him on my mobile but that's immoral and a gross invasion of his privacy.
and if that's not bad enough i just saw an ad on channel nine for shake weight. you hold this dong in your hands and it shakes and it's supposed to give you toned guns.
ask him if he has a sister?
This Jake?
I would likea secretary that lookedlike Maggie Gyllenhaal
Or this one?
no mathieson.
this jake:
i thought you said trannies.....
sorry, my mistake
That's a distinct possibility considering where septie's office is, slothman.
Go out there and tell him, ''I wish I knew how to quit you.''
he is working with two other glaziers. he is good looking enough to go out on his own. he could start his own glazier business and call it, 'i can't believe it's not jake gyllenhaal glaziers.'
he could put an ad in the yellow pages with AA+ so he's the first listing.
slothman, there are plenty of trannies walking past the office if that's what you're into.
mathieson said 20 seconds ago:
Go out there and tell him, ''I wish I knew how to quit you.''
hahaha
Hahahaha
do glaziers actually qualify as ''tradies'' ?
i'm not so sure.
can you take out or put in a window without fucking it up, scallywag?
yes, i know how to use a ruler and where the local bunnings is.
Yeah, I don't rate him. But that's just me.
can you take out or put in Septie's love without fucking it up, scallwag?
will that require more than knowledge of the metric system and where the local hardware store is?
yep.
Imperial measurement and soulful eyes would be the go.
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Imagine if this was a guy perving on a girl..
I'm sure we've done that here too tramdriver.
Tramdriver said 2 minutes ago:
Imagine if this was a guy perving on a girl..
you mean like that time kevinarnold started a thread about the unbelievably hot receptionist at his work?
I thought that was losgauchos?
now he is installing the window and he just said, 'push back a bit.'
yeah, losgauchos may very well have started one but kevinarnold has definitely banged on about the receptionist at his work before. i am in the middle of going through kevinarnold's profile and searching for the thread but it may have been on the old mono.
September's workplace right now.
yeah something like that september........
I should've started a thread about the unbelievably hot receptionist who used to be at my work. Shame- she's gone now. :-(
To my other co-workers..................... HANDS OFF!!
would it be too obvious to play blondies heart of glass loudly?
I think it's the only way to win him over.
he is gone now. you are all going to have to forget about him.
two hours to fit a piece of glass, eh?
scallywag said 1 minute ago:
two hours to fit a piece of glass, eh?
not quite. he had to wait until an ATM was installed. he had a lot of standing around time.
If you want to see him again, all you need is one of these:
guess glaziers are bona fide tradies after all...
Good to see your up to your old tricks september.
And for the record it was the old mono about 6 years ago and she was the hot receptionist next door.
bloody hell, looks like i am late to the party. damn!
well close enough, kevinarnold. i am the closest thing you are going to get to andie mcdowell in green card.
glaziers are not regarded as tradesmen by real tradies septy, just sayin.